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prefectimo

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&nbsp&nbsp So I have noticed a lot of people like polls these days. This started some very meaningful and deep thoughts to brew, and what came of these thoughts you ask? Well I'll tell you, I have invented the ultimate poll poll, based around polls and to show my love for polls I have in fact included a poll.

&nbsp&nbsp "A poll about polls?" you inquire once more, puzzled to confusion towards the atrocity set before you. In response I boom down upon thee with my mighty voice and say the words you would never have wanted or expected to come out of my mouth, "Yeah, so?"

&nbsp&nbsp You are struck in the chest, to your very core to be more exact, like a bullet to the brain, like a truck into a mini, like a flame upon a wick. You are lost for words, troubled and disturbed by the mere site of my poll poll, the words that I said to you were just the icing on the cake to what is the most fucked up baked good you have ever witness pulled from an oven. You are so lost for words you have to go find a combination dictionary and thesaurus just to jog your memory.

&nbsp&nbsp "Elegant, orange, the, August, small, tiny, miniature", these are the first with which you can produce with your recently blow brain, "b-b-b-", you stutter. "Go on", I say "you can do it, I believe in you."
"BIRTHDAY", you shout triumphantly as you conquer yourself.
"I knew you had it in you all along, you just had to believe in yourself and become the person you were meant to be."

&nbsp&nbsp And with that I slowly help you up onto your horse and we ride into the sunset.


&nbsp&nbsp So do you like polls because I like totally loves polls and like totally like like that we like have like heaps on the off-topic front page, so tell me, do you like polls? Well do ya punk?




EDIT: For further reading on the subject of satire please follow the provided link.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire

EDIT2: THE POINT OF THIS POINT IS SATIRICAL, TAKE NOTE THAT THE POLL IS POINTLESS AND DOES NOT RELATE TO ANYTHING IN THE ORIGINAL POST NOR DOES IT AID IN ANY KIND OF DISCUSSION. THIS IS ALL TO COMMON OF WHAT MANY POSTERS THESE DAYS ARE DOING WITH THEIR POLLS.
 

Katherine Kerensky

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Go directly to jail.
but stop by some fast food place first. it's a long wait to get into jails here.
That's why we release murderers, rapists and terrorists! to make room for driving offenders!
 

effilctar

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prefectimo said:
   So do you like polls because I like totally loves polls and like totally like like that we like have like heaps on the off-topic front page, so tell me, do you like polls? Well do ya punk?
You use the word like too much. Don't abuse my language with your bad grammar. also, whats the point of this thread? I see none
 

Mister Ash

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Mummies invaded the bus stop and Ryu could cut the wood to make his lighthouse function like a train.



my post made as much sense as my poll answer

BLU-RAY!
 

Labyrinth

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effilctar said:
whats the point of this thread? I see none
Satire is a delicious cake filled with the minced hearts of the pollish.

Incidentally, I adore polls. They make my bansword hand itch.
 

Chimpzy_v1legacy

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A recent poll has shown that most people consider polls to be unrepresentative of popular opinion.

If the poll says so, it must be true.
 

Mister Ash

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Irridium said:
Mister Ash said:
Irridium said:
Red.

Any other answer is wrong
Prove it.
Because red is a color in Orange, and Valve made a game called the Orange Box, which pwns all.
Ok.. Red isn't a colour in Orange. infact... that.... just doesn't make sense. also my copy of The Orange Box has more black, blue and tan kind of colours than orange.


Banana.