   So I have noticed a lot of people like polls these days. This started some very meaningful and deep thoughts to brew, and what came of these thoughts you ask? Well I'll tell you, I have invented the ultimate poll poll, based around polls and to show my love for polls I have in fact included a poll.
   "A poll about polls?" you inquire once more, puzzled to confusion towards the atrocity set before you. In response I boom down upon thee with my mighty voice and say the words you would never have wanted or expected to come out of my mouth, "Yeah, so?"
   You are struck in the chest, to your very core to be more exact, like a bullet to the brain, like a truck into a mini, like a flame upon a wick. You are lost for words, troubled and disturbed by the mere site of my poll poll, the words that I said to you were just the icing on the cake to what is the most fucked up baked good you have ever witness pulled from an oven. You are so lost for words you have to go find a combination dictionary and thesaurus just to jog your memory.
   "Elegant, orange, the, August, small, tiny, miniature", these are the first with which you can produce with your recently blow brain, "b-b-b-", you stutter. "Go on", I say "you can do it, I believe in you."
"BIRTHDAY", you shout triumphantly as you conquer yourself.
"I knew you had it in you all along, you just had to believe in yourself and become the person you were meant to be."
   And with that I slowly help you up onto your horse and we ride into the sunset.
   So do you like polls because I like totally loves polls and like totally like like that we like have like heaps on the off-topic front page, so tell me, do you like polls? Well do ya punk?
EDIT: For further reading on the subject of satire please follow the provided link.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire
EDIT2: THE POINT OF THIS POINT IS SATIRICAL, TAKE NOTE THAT THE POLL IS POINTLESS AND DOES NOT RELATE TO ANYTHING IN THE ORIGINAL POST NOR DOES IT AID IN ANY KIND OF DISCUSSION. THIS IS ALL TO COMMON OF WHAT MANY POSTERS THESE DAYS ARE DOING WITH THEIR POLLS.
   "A poll about polls?" you inquire once more, puzzled to confusion towards the atrocity set before you. In response I boom down upon thee with my mighty voice and say the words you would never have wanted or expected to come out of my mouth, "Yeah, so?"
   You are struck in the chest, to your very core to be more exact, like a bullet to the brain, like a truck into a mini, like a flame upon a wick. You are lost for words, troubled and disturbed by the mere site of my poll poll, the words that I said to you were just the icing on the cake to what is the most fucked up baked good you have ever witness pulled from an oven. You are so lost for words you have to go find a combination dictionary and thesaurus just to jog your memory.
   "Elegant, orange, the, August, small, tiny, miniature", these are the first with which you can produce with your recently blow brain, "b-b-b-", you stutter. "Go on", I say "you can do it, I believe in you."
"BIRTHDAY", you shout triumphantly as you conquer yourself.
"I knew you had it in you all along, you just had to believe in yourself and become the person you were meant to be."
   And with that I slowly help you up onto your horse and we ride into the sunset.
   So do you like polls because I like totally loves polls and like totally like like that we like have like heaps on the off-topic front page, so tell me, do you like polls? Well do ya punk?
EDIT: For further reading on the subject of satire please follow the provided link.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire
EDIT2: THE POINT OF THIS POINT IS SATIRICAL, TAKE NOTE THAT THE POLL IS POINTLESS AND DOES NOT RELATE TO ANYTHING IN THE ORIGINAL POST NOR DOES IT AID IN ANY KIND OF DISCUSSION. THIS IS ALL TO COMMON OF WHAT MANY POSTERS THESE DAYS ARE DOING WITH THEIR POLLS.
