MurderousToaster said:
Well, unless I'm having an orgy, a game of D&D is pretty hard to do with just two people, especially while having sex.
I can't help but feel I'm missing the point...
You've never played D&D one-on-one? Either your character alone, or with some DM run NPCs?
My spouse and I play D&D like that, as well as with larger groups. That way we can run games just for one another, or test new game systems before trying them with a full group.
Plus, it allows us to play characters that might not work in a larger group. Like my priestess who had no combat abilities at all. I wanted to play a D&D game with no combat, and my spouse delivered. I spent the whole game sneaking, lying, and manipulating my way through a mass of fantasy politics, marriage alliances, assassination plots. It was lots of fun.
More recently, I've been running a D&D-in-Space game in the Mass Effect universe. Which is how my spouse as Commander Shepard came to be taking me as Tali to bed... several times.
Actually, the hardest part about RPing Tali in the bedroom is remembering to keep my fingers in the Vulcan greeting pose the whole time (since Tali only has two fingers and a thumb per hand). I screw that up more than I succeed, but my attempts amuse my partner, so I keep trying. ^^;;