Poll: Sex- Are you a top or a bottom?

[SonicKoala]

No offense but- there seems to be a lot of Sex Threads being submitted onto the Forums. It's honestly fine to have one or so because I am observant and like to know people's opinions, but I've seen 4 posted within two days straight. It's not really a problem to me but .. Moderators might act on this if they see it's to much (I'm not sure, I bet they are fine with this really).

And I didn't answer the Poll.. I wouldn't know (lol).

You know this isn't a thread about sexual intercourse, it's just determining people's bunk bed preferences (top or bottom) based on their sex. You may have realised that, I just didn't get that impression from your post....

 

[DefunctTheory]

You never had non kinky sleep overs?

Never.

Kinky or bust.

 

[RanD00M]

We gonna blam, blam yo's ass back to da hood. No bunk beds there for y'all fuckers to sleep in.

Aw man you must be ballin'. Yow crew couldn't take a crib from a baby, yo. Look atcha'll, thinking you so tough, man. You ain't nuthin' but a bunch of fucking wannabes who can't pull their dicks out each others asses long enough to see you at the bottom the fuckin' food chain round here boy. And those on the bottom, get the bottom bunk.

It ain't like dat when I'm doing yo mama and yo sista at the same time. And believe me, dey can fucking testify for my skills.
And y'all be talkin' smack when yo got nuthin' to sho' fo' it. All y'alls do sit around and jack each othas dicks all day.

 

[Scde2]

I'm versatile, sometimes I like the top, sometimes the bottom.

Yes I read the OP.

Top.

Because top bunk's mine.

ALWAYS. I swear I will kick you in the fucking teeth if I catch you sleeping on the top bunk.

We could share it. =D

 

[Something Amyss]

I prefer the top - it just feels better up there.

I'm an equal opportunist sex partner. Sometimes top, sometimes bottom, sometimes behind, sometimes suspended from the ceiling by chains and wearing an overly tight leather harness.

Someone either didn't read, or is ignoring the OP

Or is trying to be funny.

I'm against bunk beds. Does it screw up the curve if I say neither?

 

[DefunctTheory]

I personally like being on top or bottom. Doesn't really matter to me.

P.S. keep it clean guys.

Now I'm curious... did YOU read OP, or...

Did we just find out something intriguing about the Escapist favorite mod?

 

[RanD00M]

You never had non kinky sleep overs?

Never.

Kinky or bust.

Well then I feel sorry for you. The non-kinky ones are usually a lot of fun. With all the video games, and manly movies, and doing each others hai- I mean FOOTBAWL!! YEAH!!

 

[Wardnath]

Well played, OP. Well played, indeed.

I'm a top bloke, myself.

 

[DefunctTheory]

You never had non kinky sleep overs?

Never.

Kinky or bust.

Well then I feel sorry for you. The non-kinky ones are usually a lot of fun. With all the video games, and manly movies, and doing each others hai- I mean FOOTBAWL!! YEAH!!

Ever had sex and played video games with the same person inside of an hour (Well, two and a half hours, if you count sex from beginning to end)?

Its freak'n sweet.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Haha, how dirty minded is the Escapist? Good thing I always read the OP!

Top bunk is mine. I will fight for it.

YOU GOT ME OP!

XD

 

[Serenegoose]

I always prefer the bottom - I was always scared of falling off the top, plus if you're gaming, it's easier to get up and change the game from the bottom - just lean over and swap.

 

[AvsJoe]

I had a bunk bed when I was younger. I had the top bunk and I loved it. But now, if I had to have a choice, I'd choose the bottom bunk. Less of a hassle to get into when I'm dead tired or drunk.

 

[SteewpidZombie]

Bottom bunk, cause I can kick the person from below if they snore.

(Also, I was actually quite confused when I stumbled onto this topic while thread browsing XD)

 

[RanD00M]

You never had non kinky sleep overs?

Never.

Kinky or bust.

Well then I feel sorry for you. The non-kinky ones are usually a lot of fun. With all the video games, and manly movies, and doing each others hai- I mean FOOTBAWL!! YEAH!!

Ever had sex.

You could have just stopped where I cut your post. If you catch my drift.

 

[Scde2]

Haha, how dirty minded is the Escapist? Good thing I always read the OP!

Top bunk is mine. I will fight for it.

Challenge accepted X3

I'm versatile, sometimes I like the top, sometimes the bottom.

Yes I read the OP.

It's always nice to have a versatile bunk-bedder. Less arguments and kicking of the teeth.

Top.

Because top bunk's mine.

ALWAYS. I swear I will kick you in the fucking teeth if I catch you sleeping on the top bunk.

We could share it. =D

We could. But wouldn't it be awfully cramped?

...On second thoughts I have no qualms with this.

Good, because I prefer my teeth being the "Not kicked in" variety.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Spoiler

I personally like being on top or bottom. Doesn't really matter to me.

P.S. keep it clean guys.

Now I'm curious... did YOU read OP, or...

Did we just find out something intriguing about the Escapist favorite mod?

I did, and didn't. xD

Quick edit was not quick enough. This title is misleading though. ;p

YOU GOT ME OP!

Mwahahahahaha!

And I continue my campaign of (general) discovery.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Haha, how dirty minded is the Escapist? Good thing I always read the OP!

Top bunk is mine. I will fight for it.

Challenge accepted X3

*Pulls out Squirtle Pillow*

ENGARDE!!

 

[Neonbob]

I like the bottom bunk. It's easier to get into, is cooler, and I can make fucking AWESOME sheet forts out of it
The only downside, hitting my head on the top, is easy enough to work around. I just put some foam stuff over the board that would smack into my noggin.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Ever had sex.

You could have just stopped where I cut your post. If you catch my drift.

Bummer, guy.

Just... bummer.

Sounds like you DO need some kink.

 

[Futureman]

bottom, ide why just feels right