Poll: Sex or Escapist

[DominicxD]

"Great fucking site"?

This place is a fucking embarassment. The forums are average but there seems to be some sort of "Last bastion of hope" mentality on them. And you get your hands on some form of original or funny content and demand that it's here once a week, milking it to the point where it's not even remotely funny or interesting anymore.

Seriously, fuck this place.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Sex < everything else.

 

[Aurora219]

Sexcapist?

I am gonna go ahead and say a site by that name will already exist... and it will be somewhat different to this one.

If i have to choose the sex wins of course, however what's to say we cannot sex and surf it is possible if a little awkward, trust me

It does, I just googled it.

 

[klaynexas3]

i chose escapist, but only cause no one will sleep with me, so i need something to do since i can't have sex. it's process of elimination, and sex was eliminated as soon as i was asked the question. now if i had the chance for sex, hell yeah i'd choose sex over most anything

 

[Chase Yojimbo]

Being a man who has never touched a woman because they seem to naturally loathe my personality and beliefs, I will go with "The Escapist". It's one of the few things I have to look forward to in life besides my books and my scholarly duty to the world.

 

[Baldry]

I'm going to have sex with the escapist...Anyway I'd stay with the escapist since I've never had sex...But if I had had sex I'd probably choose it.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Am I the only one here to get's both?

Seriously though, when my partner is ready to go the Escapist get's blue balls.

Sex < everything else.

Lies.

 

[bdcjacko]

Seriously...dumb question.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

Being a virgin, I'll take the Escapist.

 

[DSK-]

Sex. I only come on here to post in threads and watch ZP.

 

[KingofallCosmos]

The only thing I can come up with is they're trying to filter out less dedicated members... better vote escapist to be on the safe side.

 

[Yokai]

Sex, absolutely. Come on now.

But until then, Escapist.

Sex < everything else.

That bad, eh?

 

[ChocoFace]

What kind of a question is that? it's like asking "Bacon or Socks?"
My answer is sex by the way, not to give any of you any mixed signals.

 

[Yureina]

OT; it really just depends on who I'm getting the sex from >.>

Agreed. How shall we resolve this situation, hmm?

OT: Sex. Sorry Escapist, but most of my friends on this site are now with me on Steam and elsewhere anyway. :3

 

[Taerdin]

I rarely choose these forums over picking my nose...

But sex or Escapist? A no brainer.

 

[ramboondiea]

and i cant have both because?

 

[InnerRebellion]

Escapist. Sorry, but sex scares me. A lot.

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

Sex definitely... though I don't always get a choice... my girlfriend can be insatiable at times... not that I mind

Why can't I do both though... it would be difficult to concentrate and my posts might not make sense, but I could manage.

 

[shadyh8er]

The way I'm reading this is a choice between ending my virginity or posting on a good site. Which to think I'll choose?

 

[Tdc2182]

Let's see... The second best thing I can do with my penis (first being hiding it in people's salads) versus being occasionally bitched at by pseudo-intellectuals about how my opinion is "wrong".

Gee, I can't seem to decide.

Phht, you think that's the best thing to do with your penis? WRONG!

OT: Like, when do I have the secks? Cause when it's right after I make tenderize my love snake, I feel the need for the escapist to spread the word about my most recent personal encounter.