Poll: Sex or Escapist

[Radoh]

Personally I've no interest in sex so Escapist ahoy!

Oh and that third option's pretty entertaining.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

If you have to ask then you're probably not in a position to be having sex...

Yup, right here.

Jeez, only The Escapist would even consider this a legitimate question....

 

[Wolfram23]

I've never heard the term MLP so probably not that one.

Sex, obviously.

 

[suitepee7]

well, sex... i mean, sex is much better. yeah escapist is awesome but... sex!

 

[Random berk]

Sex of course. Even if you're not getting it, the challenge of getting it is one of the things that drive us to improve as people. Its a law as old as life itself.(Yeah, some people just become complete assholes, but odds are those people were leaning in that direction anyway.) Next to that, the Escapist is just an unproductive distraction, and not as fun most of the time.

 

[Grabbin Keelz]

Sadly, if I had to choose between having this website shut down and having all pornography in the world shut down....I'd go with the sex. That's how I see the question.

 

[Alar]

Sexcapist?

Does that even exist? Because I would totally be up for that...

Oh wait, we live in reality. Sad face.

 

[ScoopMeister]

Sexcapist?

I was going to say that! It would be so fucking great!

 

[Metal Brother]

Seriously, man? Who in their right mind would neglect their girlfriend for a website? They wouldn't have a girlfriend for long.

Well said.

Besides, the site is always available. Sex... not so much.

 

[kasperbbs]

Sex of course, i can do without a site obsessed with damn ponies.

 

[endnuen]

I would probably leave my own funeral early for a good round in the hay.
I have an almost unquenchable thirst I'm afraid.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Sex with someone I like? Bye Escapist!

Sex with a random person who I have no idea who it is? Nah, I'll stay here and watch ZP.

 

[Sun Flash]

Welcome to Bonetown; Population 89 93!

I love you Escapist, but just not in that way.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Sex. I don't think I'll miss much being away for a day.

 

[northman]

I can't believe anyone voted for a "non-sex" option lol.

 

[ShockValue]

Sex obviously >.> Not really a hard decision there.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

Why not... both at once?

Although, it would be rather difficult to concentrate on post content if I was orgasming. Or if I was busy pleasuring my partner. I could probably give my spouse a hand-job and still manage to post - that doesn't take nearly as much concentration.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

Sex. It can't be beat.

 

[Riff Moonraker]

So... Tempted... To say third option...

I would say sex, but then again, ANY virgin guy in the uncaring grip of puberty would say the same thing.

lol, I'm not a virgin, and the sex option would win every time.

In all seriousness, its not a contest.

 

[DefinitelyPsychotic]

The Escapist is/and will never be THAT good of a site for me to neglect my girlfriend.