Poll: Sex or Escapist

Radoh

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Personally I've no interest in sex so Escapist ahoy!

Oh and that third option's pretty entertaining.
 

suitepee7

I can smell sausage rolls
Dec 6, 2010
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well, sex... i mean, sex is much better. yeah escapist is awesome but... sex!
 

Random berk

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Sex of course. Even if you're not getting it, the challenge of getting it is one of the things that drive us to improve as people. Its a law as old as life itself.(Yeah, some people just become complete assholes, but odds are those people were leaning in that direction anyway.) Next to that, the Escapist is just an unproductive distraction, and not as fun most of the time.
 

Grabbin Keelz

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Sadly, if I had to choose between having this website shut down and having all pornography in the world shut down....I'd go with the sex. That's how I see the question.
 

Metal Brother

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Owyn_Merrilin said:
Seriously, man? Who in their right mind would neglect their girlfriend for a website? They wouldn't have a girlfriend for long.
Well said.

Besides, the site is always available. Sex... not so much.
 

endnuen

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Sep 20, 2010
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I would probably leave my own funeral early for a good round in the hay.
I have an almost unquenchable thirst I'm afraid.
 

Macgyvercas

Spice & Wolf Restored!
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Sex with someone I like? Bye Escapist!

Sex with a random person who I have no idea who it is? Nah, I'll stay here and watch ZP.
 

Sun Flash

Fus Roh Dizzle
Apr 15, 2009
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Welcome to Bonetown; Population 89 93!

I love you Escapist, but just not in that way.
 

Bara_no_Hime

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Why not... both at once?

Although, it would be rather difficult to concentrate on post content if I was orgasming. Or if I was busy pleasuring my partner. I could probably give my spouse a hand-job and still manage to post - that doesn't take nearly as much concentration.