Poll: Sex

[TriggerUnhappy]

Love it!

What sex? Or the pizza they're talking about up there?

 

[RebootNGreen]

Sex means sticking your cock in a woman hole (or getting a cock in your woman hole). If you think about it, it makes no sense.

EDIT: I need to start reading my posts more carefully lest more redundancy creeps into them.

Editing out the creepiness might help as well...

I was trying to find another phrase for vagina. It bugs me when I use the same word over and over and over and over until it starts bleeding out my fucking ears.

And if you think THAT'S creepy, you should talk to me for a period of 15 minutes. You'll be emotionally scarred for life.

Actually that's still nowhere near as creepy as some things I've talked about, just found it odd to call it a woman hole. I'd prefer to use the more vulgar terms like **** before using that.

I'll agree with vilgarety, but also on variety. calling it a **** every day gets repeditive, but Mrs. Sphincter's next door neighbor dosent sound much better...

That messed up my bad.

Why not name is something long and unnecessary like "The thing you are supposed to put your bologna in."

 

[RebootBlue]

Sex means sticking your cock in a woman hole (or getting a cock in your woman hole). If you think about it, it makes no sense.

EDIT: I need to start reading my posts more carefully lest more redundancy creeps into them.

Editing out the creepiness might help as well...

I was trying to find another phrase for vagina. It bugs me when I use the same word over and over and over and over until it starts bleeding out my fucking ears.

And if you think THAT'S creepy, you should talk to me for a period of 15 minutes. You'll be emotionally scarred for life.

Actually that's still nowhere near as creepy as some things I've talked about, just found it odd to call it a woman hole. I'd prefer to use the more vulgar terms like **** before using that.

I'll agree with vulgarity, but also on variety. calling it a **** every day gets repedtitive, but Mrs. Sphincter's next door neighbor doesn't sound much better...

Fixed your spelling. Sorry, just a habit of mine.


I called it woman hole because it is a Woman's Hole. It's the one of millions of holes on her body that men don't have.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

gotta say this is one of the most random influenced but at the same time actual conversations ive seen in a while. keep it up

Yes, it seems my thread is close to getting

Spoiler: Derailed

Don't know whether to be happy or sad... *sigh* at least the conversation is still going.

 

[Nimcoy27]

Sex means sticking your cock in a woman hole (or getting a cock in your woman hole). If you think about it, it makes no sense.

EDIT: I need to start reading my posts more carefully lest more redundancy creeps into them.

Editing out the creepiness might help as well...

I was trying to find another phrase for vagina. It bugs me when I use the same word over and over and over and over until it starts bleeding out my fucking ears.

And if you think THAT'S creepy, you should talk to me for a period of 15 minutes. You'll be emotionally scarred for life.

Actually that's still nowhere near as creepy as some things I've talked about, just found it odd to call it a woman hole. I'd prefer to use the more vulgar terms like **** before using that.

I'll agree with vilgarety, but also on variety. calling it a **** every day gets repeditive, but Mrs. Sphincter's next door neighbor dosent sound much better...

That messed up my bad.

Why not name is something long and unnecessary like "The thing you are supposed to put your bologna in."

what about Roast beef curtain? short and sweet, slightly gross wordage but still some vulgarity directly implied

 

[Nimcoy27]

gotta say this is one of the most random influenced but at the same time actual conversations ive seen in a while. keep it up

Yes, it seems my thread is close to getting

Spoiler: Derailed

Don't know whether to be happy or sad... *sigh* at least the conversation is still going.

i would say this topic is more representitive of an

Spoiler: Epic

 

[Shapsters]

They also had this conversation on an episode of Seinfied, and this fantastic song from South Park: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e37ifAIQGI

But, I consider anything with interactions with genitalia(whether be mouth, or hands) to be sex, but you don't lose your virginity until there is penetration of some sort.

'You can suck all the dick you want, and still be a virgin, Mary!'

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

gotta say this is one of the most random influenced but at the same time actual conversations ive seen in a while. keep it up

Yes, it seems my thread is close to getting

Spoiler: Derailed

Don't know whether to be happy or sad... *sigh* at least the conversation is still going.

i would say this topic is more representitive of an

Spoiler: Epic

Perhaps, as long as it still doesn't get closed. I'm hoping Mr. Blond will elaborate though so we can try to get back OT.

 

[AroLombardi]

(I like the animated version of "Clerks" better)

I would say anything that includes physical sexual stimulation (i.e. anything that cause pleasure in the sexual organs) counts as sex. That would make oral as sex, and would classify phone sex to not be able to have the name of sex in it. Oral sex counts because it causes ejaculation and therefore is sex. If the person was blindfolded and had no idea, he would state it as normal sex.

also, it only counts with opposite gender, if my GF told me she cheated on me w/ a girl id be like "lol, ok."

It could be counted as sex between to girls. As I stated, if it causes sexual stimulation, it is considered sex.

'Course, I'm only fourteen with a horrible mind, so what do I know...

 

[Captain Wes]

Personally I believe that any act between two or more people with the purpose of getting one or more of the parties involved to orgasm is sex. The reason I think that some people say that certain acts don't count as sex is because they want to believe that they have higher standards, they can say to themselves "Well yes, i've done oral but that didn't get me of so it's not like I really did any sexing" but that doesn't make alot of sense to me. If you're trying to make someone orgasm (or someone trys to make you) then you are having sex. It's more about the mindest to me than the acts, when you want someone to orgasm then it doesn't matter what you use so long as it gets the job done (hell, even if it doen't get it done, if the intention is there) it's sex

 

[Nimcoy27]

'Course, I'm only fourteen with a horrible mind, so what do I know...

go to bed, its late, and stop clicking on everything that has sex in the title >.>

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

also, it only counts with opposite gender, if my GF told me she cheated on me w/ a girl id be like "lol, ok."

It could be counted as sex between to girls. As I stated, if it causes sexual stimulation, it is considered sex.

'Course, I'm only fourteen with a horrible mind, so what do I know...

I don't think he's saying it doesn't count as sex, I think he means that if his girlfriend has sex with another girl he really wouldn't mind.

 

[magnuslion]

I have nothing to say about this. because the dazzling array of unabashed BS some people are throwing out in this thread has stopped my brain.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

I have nothing to say about this. because the dazzling array of unabashed BS some people are throwing out in this thread has stopped my brain.

What do you mean? Their opinions are BS or just the weirder things being posted such as "woman hole"?

 

[Nimcoy27]

well, i must depart. i hope to see this thread alive when i wake up

 

[AroLombardi]

'Course, I'm only fourteen with a horrible mind, so what do I know...

go to bed, its late, and stop clicking on everything that has sex in the title >.>

It's summer, I can stay up however long I like. And what's wrong with clicking things that include the topic of sex if I act mature about it? It's not like I'm acting like a five year-old and saying "ha you said penis lol". I can talk intelligently, and age has nothing to do with that. And if you're calling me out because I've had no actual experience, well, I beg to differ. And no, it was not with a prostitute or anything insulting and stupid.

 

[AroLombardi]

also, it only counts with opposite gender, if my GF told me she cheated on me w/ a girl id be like "lol, ok."

It could be counted as sex between to girls. As I stated, if it causes sexual stimulation, it is considered sex.

'Course, I'm only fourteen with a horrible mind, so what do I know...

I don't think he's saying it doesn't count as sex, I think he means that if his girlfriend has sex with another girl he really wouldn't mind.

I got the impression of that considering he said

also, it only counts with opposite gender

I guess that gave me the wrong message, but it sounds like he implied that it only counts if there's penetration. I just disagree with that.

 

[Nimcoy27]

also, it only counts with opposite gender, if my GF told me she cheated on me w/ a girl id be like "lol, ok."

It could be counted as sex between to girls. As I stated, if it causes sexual stimulation, it is considered sex.

'Course, I'm only fourteen with a horrible mind, so what do I know...

I don't think he's saying it doesn't count as sex, I think he means that if his girlfriend has sex with another girl he really wouldn't mind.

'Course, I'm only fourteen with a horrible mind, so what do I know...

go to bed, its late, and stop clicking on everything that has sex in the title >.>

It's summer, I can stay up however long I like. And what's wrong with clicking things that include the topic of sex if I act mature about it? It's not like I'm acting like a five year-old and saying "ha you said penis lol". I can talk intelligently, and age has nothing to do with that. And if you're calling me out because I've had no actual experience, well, I beg to differ. And no, it was not with a prostitute or anything insulting and stupid.

woah, just came back to this thread, and man calm down! no harm meant and i was just joshing

 

[Nimcoy27]

Well it depends on the circumstances. I know that sounds like bullshit but if a chick gives another guy a hand job then yeah that counts. Masturbation is considered a sex act thus mutual masturbation also counts.
However if some one is just trying to brag then it is not sex unless penetration occurs. Oral, vaginal, anal all count.

Also yes I am aware of the flaw in my argument since when masturbating a female your fingers are actually penetrating her but ya know what. Fuck you! Its my argument and I am sticking to it. >.>

actually, that makes perfect sence and is probably the only to-the-point good example

i agree 103.87%!