Atmos Duality said:
Xbone.
Fitting name, given how it was originally a boner move on Microsoft's part (alternatively: it was designed to bone gamers).
I have no love for the system, nor will I ever, so the portmanteau sticks.
Agreed. I was actually disappointed that they made the 180, though. I wanted that whole concept to crash and burn. The next time some company went to design a new console and someone suggested designing it like the Xbox One, they would be sent out of the building with a pink slip. I wanted that to be seen as the black death of console design.
Now, they will simply say: "They just weren't ready for it."
Bullshit! The original concept was deeply flawed and intended to screw over gamers. Thus, in my heart it is and always will be the Xbone. Because I will never forget how much they tried to screw us all over.
Though, I do refer to it as the Xbox One anytime I am trying to be polite or make serious points about the system. Still. That thing is a Xbone.
Also, I hate having to call the Xbox the "Original Xbox". Whoever named this system was a complete idiot. I'm not sure which is worse named. The Xbox One or the Wii U.