sonicspin said:
buy teh haloz said:
sonicspin said:
buy teh haloz said:
Give sonic team a new director, or better yet let the next Sonic game be evaluated by the fans before they even waste their time and money making it. I mean, don't these people have focus groups? If not they should recruit fans for that!
They just don't know how to make a Sonic game. Lets count the number of new ideas that got crammed into the games.
Hoverboards, Werehogs, falling in love with a human, guns, fishing, telekinesis, sword weilding, and fishing.
That, and they introduced so many worthless characters they might as well get run over by a cargo truck.
All what Sonic team does to make a sonic game is that they have a huge dartboard filled with ideas, and then just go "*pft* Sonic. *pft* wields *pft* A magical *pft* chillidog *pft* to save the world. Alright! Let's go. Let's hope this works out for us, cause we're really just guessing here.
Your words make me chuckle, congrats! The funny thing is, that as soon as you were done writing that a flashing red light started going off at Sonic Team HQ, "THEY FOUND US OUT! QUICK, BURN THE DARTBOARD! FREE THE MANATEES! OH MY GOD! I'M ON FIRE!" Yup, that just happened...
Can you imagine how funny that would be if that really happened? Imagine the kotaku newspost:
"Sonic team has blessed us with terrible game after terrible game, and we never knew their secrets to how astonishingly bad they can make their flagship franchise. Well, I'm in front of Sonic Team HQ in Japan, and well, it's on fire.
Fire alarms are ringing, half naked, and even butt naked people covered in shit are jumping out of windows, and now they're chucking a GIGANTIC dartboard out of a window (they had to break it into 4 pieces to get it to fit in the space of the window), and...... a Manatee... that's been- oh dear jesus- *throws up* Okay.... Now the sky is burning with the soul of a thousand dead, and millions of people are cheering, some even pissing/shitting on the burning remains and corpses. The exception being yahtzee running around, massively drunk, yelling words from a picket he was holding saying "THE EVIL HAS BEEN PURGED! EMBRACE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD- *barf*"
Well it's official:
Sonic Team is
fucked
EDIT: Sorry for double post... My pc is acting bananas.