Poll: The 'Burn In Hell!' Thread!

[Chameliondude]

Oh its got to be a hang glider, just think of the updraft from all that hot air with a speaker to blast my favourite music while flying for all etenity, and when i get bored i can jusst fly to heavan or something. or you know get some automatic weaponry and kill some deamons..

 

[Cartman2nd]

David Webb, referee for the World Cup final.

Yeah I'm from The Netherlands...

 

[fletch_talon]

A 10cm celestial indestructable tether bound to the very essence of God himself.
If he's sending me to hell he can damn well come with me.

 

[Druyn]

Id take an bottomless jar of healing salve/pain reliever. That way I could use it on all of the suffering people, and the tremendous good I was doing would hopefully make God reconsider and bring me to heaven. And if that fails, at least I would feel better using it on myself, and others.

 

[zerzxes]

I'd bring my bass guitar. Not particulary original or anything but whatever!
And of course my HUGE stockpile of pizza, yum.
Or I could bring a badass coal miner ..thing [http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt88/NinjaMan2007/Motivation/giant_ass_saw_thing.jpg]

 

[Rarhnor]

Money.

That way i can hire all the lawyers down there, and sue Satan. Justice!

 

[Aedes]

A Black Hole.
I would turn Hell into a singularity and compress space-time all along!

 

[Mr.Mattress]

I'd ask him for a "Get out of Hell" card that lasts all eternities. And using it, I automatically get sent to Limbo cause Heaven don't want me and Hell can't have me. And there I shall become the King of Limbo.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

A fiddle so I can duel the devil for my soul. And a book on how to play the fiddle.

 

[GooBeyond]

Planet Earth.

 

[silver wolf009]

Out of the options a lot of hot girls. But out of anything id bring hundreds of crucifixs. Why? because hell is unholy and a crucifix will kill almost anything there.

 

[Lieju]

I'd bring God with me.

 

[Sparrow]

Ozzy Osbourne. Then I would instantly befriend him.

Then, he could get me out of hell. Satan wouldn't ignore Ozzy.

 

[DarkHourPrince]

In all seriousnes. If Hell exists. It's just one big orgy. Why would the devil feel the need to punish you for not doing as God told you to. He'd probably be waiting at the gate with a cookie and a pat on the back.

Then you'd jump into the mass of writhing bodies hoping to get your rocks off.

Whacha think to optamistic?

You my friend being up an excellent point! Let's enjoy it!

 

[Count Igor]

Everyone. Every single person in the whole world.

God..I can just imagine all the old folks crowding round Satan, asking him where the toilet is, when's lunch, can you help me go to the bathroom, etc...
He'd just send everyone back up.

 

[Burningsok]

A blizzard, so if any one ever ended a convo with the saying "Yeah, when hell freezes over." they'll most likely start shitting bricks.

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

Holy water. Meet Satan and then BAM! Holy water in the face.

Spoiler

Game on Satan, make him bow to my dominance and let me go up to heaven, or at least back to thhe world so I can try again.

"ReRollin"

 

[ProfessorLayton]

A ladder to heaven. Or a portal gun... or something to get me the hell out of there (I'm so cool for thinking of something that clever)

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

If there are Demons, A Shotgun.
If it works for the Doom marine, a single marine with basic training, then I'm pretty sure I'll be fine.

 

[Tharwen]

In all seriousnes. If Hell exists. It's just one big orgy. Why would the devil feel the need to punish you for not doing as God told you to.

Because he hates everyone? God is just kind enough to give him people to torture.