Poll: The moon is falling...now what do you do?

[Death God]

Ignore it. It is probably is just a hoax anyhow. If it isn't a hoax, I'll die without fearing about it and freaking out.

 

[Judgement101]

Live like vikings, destroy, rape, and pillage. Don't act like you wouldnt!

 

[jobobob]

I'd sit there saying "Well that isn't very logical at all, if anything the moon will spiral away from earth." Probably followed by some old saying like gee wiz, or shucks.

 

[Yoshemo]

I'd get a wookie to save us all

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Well, some of it could burn up in the atmosphere. Maybe it wouldn't destroy earth. But that's not the point; I'd party! Because if we don't laugh, we'll cry.

 

[AWC Viper]

Rock out in a bio-hazard suit. because i can.

 

[Cronky]

Play the Song of Time.

Read the title and just had to see how long it took for someone to pop this in.

5th... I'm a little disappointed, but still good work.

 

[Zeema]

Kill 4 Bosses grab there masks and play the Oath to Order on the last day

 

[rosemystica]

Milk a bunch of Star Wars and/or Chicken Little jokes out of it.

 

[Seamus8]

The moon is always falling ^_^. Orbital mechanics ftw.

Winnar!

Also would like to point out that the moon would obliterate life as we know it long before it even got close to impacting the crust...

 

[Racecarlock]

If I heard from TV that the Moon was falling, I would not believe it at first, and would have to get confirmation on something that cataclysmic.

Then, assuming that I went to Neil deGrasse Tyson or mailed him or something and he confirmed and told me there was nothing we could do to stop it- I would organize a party at the projected impact zone and party until the end-times, then have everyone give the moon the middle finger before we're all blasted to oblivion

I'd be at this guys' party.

 

[Nosense]

Call the Four Giants..... oops forgot the sequence *dies*

 

[Saltyk]

Swim to Australia.

Also, hope it lands on France. (Inside joke)

Actually, I'd like to second the hope that it lands on France inside joke or not. Who needs France?

uh...you do realise that if the moon hit france it would flatten the whole of europe, the uk and the top most part of africa as well right? (not taking volumne into account the moon is as big as australia)

Are defending France?
/joke

Yeah, but this whole thing is meant as a joke. If the moon falls to Earth, we're all totally screwed. I'm pretty sure the Earth would have a Crater the size of Russia, China, and North America combined. It would have drastic effects on our atmosphere and nothing would survive. Europe would be the least of our worries.

 

[scorptatious]

Play the song of time to go back three days over and over until I find a way to stop it.

If that doesn't work, I'd probably go out and get myself laid before I die.

 

[irateidiot]

Gather a big box of cockroaches and start teaching them English; they'll need a leader once civilization is in the poop-pan, and it'll be _me_.

 

[Estocavio]

Id go about my day, knowing theyd explode the shit out of the moon before it got anywere near us... THEM! Yes, THEY are just as plausible as this!

 

[Quaidis]

Pff, that moon isn't falling. It's all made up. I refuse to believe it. Just another ruse to make people paranoid.

 

[teebeeohh]

party
and hope it lands on china because i never learned Chinese and this way they will not rule the world

 

[Meestor Pickle]

I get on a game and talk REALLY loud on the microphone...WHILE AT A PARTY!!!

 

[JohnReaper]

Be dead, For the moon to actually FALL its mass would have to shift greatly, So the clsoest mass to the moon that has most direct acess is earth, so earthi s already gone.\