Poll: The moon is falling...now what do you do?

[BaldursBananaSoap]

Wonder why we aren't nuking the shit out of it. Lots of tiny moon parts > giant catastrophic moon crashing into the sea and causing a tsunami x 10000.

Although there is still the problem of it causing tides because of it being extremely close.

 

[Wintermoot]

ask if Chuck Norris would Roundhouse kick it back into orbit or heck maybe even into the sun PROBLEM SOLVED!!!

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

Nothing...

BECAUSE I AM THE ONE UNDER MAJORA'S MASK!

 

[Geekosaurus]

Other. Bruce Willis already has a plan for this eventuality.

 

[Jewrean]

You watch TV and you learn that the moon is falling.What would you do with your last few days?

Use every cent I have to charter a plane filled with fuel that will stay in the air when for the duration of the moon crash. It's worth a shot?

Make it a blimp instead. And host a children's card game tournament to pass the time

Sure what ever stays in the air the longest. The alternative is to research what side of Earth the moon will crash into, go to the opposite side, and then use all my money to buy supplies and stuff and go down into a mine. Chances are the world will be obliterated but again... worth a shot!

 

[Doge Dominico]

I'd build a giant rocket on the other side of the world, using some kind of messed up logic to fly it directly into the moon...probably killing more then what the moon would have killed...but still...it'd be awesome.

 

[Athol]

Get my friends, as much weed, shrooms and alcohol as we can carry. Then steal a passanger plane (one of my friends IS a pilot) and start flying towards the impact site. Get the plane to cruise altitude, set the auto pilot, and party until the end!

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

Rape everyone and everything.

 

[sycoesis]

wonder how they figure out something is falling in space

rob a zoo and ***** slap a gorilla (always wanted to not sure why)