Poll: The world's most relevant question ever

[Janus Vesta]

It's not possible. Shuting down of the organs will cause permanent death in no more than a week. A virus may control the brain but when the organs turn off you can't do anything.

And I don't like your 'the netherwold doesn't exist because I say so' thing. You can't pick and choose what parts of vampires to argue with. Vampires use netherworld energy and you can't ignore that.

I'm not saying it's impossible becasue i say so im saying its impossible because it makes no sense, as for a circultiory system, you're saying a zombie is still alive but it's not, it has become a tool, viruses don't need oxegen that they cant get from the absesses of the brain. the major downfall of a zombie is that they still decompose and are useless after 3-5 years, i'm leaving the science as it is, and applying it to both sides

Your arguement against the netherworld still fails as none of this makes sense so it's still apt.

And the VIRUS may not need food but the BODY does or it will die in a week. And without a circulatory system it's impossible to get energy to the cells.

Vampires don't need to breath as the circulatory system just pumps food and netherworld energy to the cells.

 

[Captain Wes]

City of the dead had zombies that were possed by the minions of hell, they could think since they were apart of a collective and had strength and speed that's impossible, also they could take any corpse not just those that were infected but that doesn't make sense so i dont use it

 

[Jamanticus]

It's not possible. Shuting down of the organs will cause permanent death in no more than a week. A virus may control the brain but when the organs turn off you can't do anything.

And I don't like your 'the netherwold doesn't exist because I say so' thing. You can't pick and choose what parts of vampires to argue with. Vampires use netherworld energy and you can't ignore that.

I'm not saying it's impossible becasue i say so im saying its impossible because it makes no sense, as for a circultiory system, you're saying a zombie is still alive but it's not, it has become a tool, viruses don't need oxegen that they cant get from the absesses of the brain. the major downfall of a zombie is that they still decompose and are useless after 3-5 years, i'm leaving the science as it is, and applying it to both sides

You need energy to make something go- a virus has no way at all of logically providing energy to make zombies move- Viruses can't even metabolize matter! Of course, zombies could feed on brains and metabolize that- that would work, I suppose. The problem is that, without a logical circulatory system to get the nutrients from the brains they ate to their limbs and organs, they won't be able to do anything.

Therefore, neither vampires nor zombies (the ones that you describe have no need for circulatory systems) are scientifically possible. This means that logic only would impede our ability to argue with one another on this topic.

Sorry about all the rants, but I just wanna have fun with the illogic of vamps and zombies.


EDIT: Yeah, what Janus Vesta said 2 posts ago.

 

[Janus Vesta]

It's not possible. Shuting down of the organs will cause permanent death in no more than a week. A virus may control the brain but when the organs turn off you can't do anything.

And I don't like your 'the netherwold doesn't exist because I say so' thing. You can't pick and choose what parts of vampires to argue with. Vampires use netherworld energy and you can't ignore that.

I'm not saying it's impossible becasue i say so im saying its impossible because it makes no sense, as for a circultiory system, you're saying a zombie is still alive but it's not, it has become a tool, viruses don't need oxegen that they cant get from the absesses of the brain. the major downfall of a zombie is that they still decompose and are useless after 3-5 years, i'm leaving the science as it is, and applying it to both sides

You need energy to make something go- a virus has no way at all of logically providing energy to make zombies move- Viruses can't even metabolize matter! Of course, zombies could feed on brains and metabolize that- that would work, I suppose. The problem is that, without a logical circulatory system to get the nutrients from the brains they ate to their limbs and organs, they won't be able to do anything.

Therefore, neither vampires nor zombies (the ones that you describe have no need for circulatory systeme) are scientifically possible. This means that logic only would impede our ability to argue with one another on this topic.

Sorry about all the rants, but I just wanna have fun with the illogic of vamps and zombies.

Vampires do have a working ciculatory system, that shit about no heart beat is hollywood tripe.

 

[Captain Wes]

Your arguement against the netherworld still fails as none of this makes sense so it's still apt.

And the VIRUS may not need food but the BODY does or it will die in a week. And without a circulatory system it's impossible to get energy to the cells.

Vampires don't need to breath as the circulatory system just pumps food and netherworld energy to the cells.

the body is NOT alive, it's a tool, it's already dead but it can be used. also fuck the netherworld, your saying It makes me right so it exists but it can't because what exactly is netherworld enegy, it's nothing and you know it's the only way you can win so you keep brining it up

 

[Janus Vesta]

City of the dead had zombies that were possed by the minions of hell, they could think since they were apart of a collective and had strength and speed that's impossible, also they could take any corpse not just those that were infected but that doesn't make sense so i dont use it

That was the minions of hell's power, not the zombies.

 

[Captain Wes]

That was the minions of hell's power, not the zombies.

that's why I didn't use it but if I was you I would and I would win

 

[Janus Vesta]

Your arguement against the netherworld still fails as none of this makes sense so it's still apt.

And the VIRUS may not need food but the BODY does or it will die in a week. And without a circulatory system it's impossible to get energy to the cells.

Vampires don't need to breath as the circulatory system just pumps food and netherworld energy to the cells.

the body is NOT alive, it's a tool, it's already dead but it can be used. also fuck the netherworld, your saying It makes me right so it exists but it can't because what exactly is netherworld enegy, it's nothing and you know it's the only way you can win so you keep brining it up

Netherworld energy is regular energy transfered here from the netherworld.

And the body NEEDS do be alive. If the cells are dead they can't move. A vampire is undead but the body is still alive.

 

[Captain Wes]

Vampires do have a working ciculatory system, that shit about no heart beat is hollywood tripe.

If they have a working cirulatory system they can bleed out and die and they would it there flesh was ripped from there body

 

[Captain Wes]

Netherworld energy is regular energy transfered here from the netherworld.

How is it transfered? dark matter? magic?

 

[Janus Vesta]

That was the minions of hell's power, not the zombies.

that's why I didn't use it but if I was you I would and I would win

You can't be comparing that to netherworld energy.

The netherworld energy is energy a vampire would store in fat if it was human but instead has transfered it to the netherworld for later use. And I do bring up the netherworld a lot because it's the whole point, a vampire couldn't exist witout it.

 

[RetroViruses]

A vampire can weild a machine gun with armour piercing bullets. A zombie can hit really hard, or bite with standard human teeth. Vampires win.

 

[Captain Wes]

You can't be comparing that to netherworld energy.

The netherworld energy is energy a vampire would store in fat if it was human but instead has transfered it to the netherworld for later use. And I do bring up the netherworld a lot because it's the whole point, a vampire couldn't exist witout it.

you can't just disapear energy and call it back whenever you want

 

[Jamanticus]

Vampires do have a working ciculatory system, that shit about no heart beat is hollywood tripe.

If they have a working cirulatory system they can bleed out and die and they would it there flesh was ripped from there body

Precisely! Same with zombies if they were physically possible beings- let us all make a resolution to keep science out of this.

I really am enjoying this debate, though.

 

[Janus Vesta]

Vampires do have a working ciculatory system, that shit about no heart beat is hollywood tripe.

If they have a working cirulatory system they can bleed out and die and they would it there flesh was ripped from there body

If I rip a lump of flesh from you you won't just drop dead (depending on the size obviously). They heal very quickly, much faster than a human.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

I beleive the poll speaks for itself.
Crabs are truly the masters of combat.
Plus they have one, trivial yet oh so very important advantage over your pathetic Zombie's and Vampires.
They exist.

 

[Janus Vesta]

Netherworld energy is regular energy transfered here from the netherworld.

How is it transfered? dark matter? magic?

I don't have all the answers. I didn't start the myth.

You can't be comparing that to netherworld energy.

The netherworld energy is energy a vampire would store in fat if it was human but instead has transfered it to the netherworld for later use. And I do bring up the netherworld a lot because it's the whole point, a vampire couldn't exist witout it.

you can't just disapear energy and call it back whenever you want

You can't just make a body work without energy either. There's no wishing away people's arguements in this.

 

[Jamanticus]

I beleive the poll speaks for itself.
Crabs are truly the masters of combat.
Plus they have one, trivial yet oh so very important advantage over your pathetic Zombie's and Vampires.
They exist.

Alright, FeNinja- you win... Or the crabs win...

 

[Janus Vesta]

I beleive the poll speaks for itself.
Crabs are truly the masters of combat.
Plus they have one, trivial yet oh so very important advantage over your pathetic Zombie's and Vampires.
They exist.

Vampires aren't scared by the superior existence of crabs.

 

[Captain Wes]

I don't have all the answers. I didn't start the myth.

if you cant give a reason it would work you can't say it does

You can't just make a body work without energy either. There's no wishing away people's arguements in this.

with electrical impuses you can make the body move even though it's dead, with controled electrical impuses it's possible though unlikely