Poll: Uwe Boll Can Be Stopped!

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Biek

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I bet he will challenge the start of the petition to a boxing match when it hits 1 million.
 

notsosavagemessiah

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Look, I don't like uwe boll's movies any more then anybody else, but let's face it, his movies don't gross anywhere near enough to really warrant his retirement. Soon enough he won't get any more funding from movie studios because he's not really bringing in money, nor will video game companies give him their trademarks simply because they know that fans hate his ass, and if they want to give a decent product to their fans, they'll not hire him. He's a null threat to video game enthusiasts. HOWEVER, the real question is, why are people still making resident evil movies? Not one has been good, NOT ONE. My point is, there are plenty of other people who draw more attention and money then him and still make terrible goddamned movies, if anybody should be stopped, it should be those people. Though off the top of my head i don't know their names.
 

SmilingKitsune

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Psychosocial said:
SmilingKitsune said:
Or how about we just, you know, stop caring about him? I mean sure his films suck to an almost alarming degree, but nobody forces you to watch them.
And you know what? I don't think we really want him to go away, if he did we wouldn't be able to complain about him, and we seem to like doing that, why else would there be so many threads and conversations about how awful he and his films are?
People like to complain, it's a release of tension to just have a good old moan about something.
That said I may sign the petition, just to see if it actually does anything.
Dude, when you've seen an actual movie of his, Bloodrayne in my case, you want him to quit. You want it badly! I'm serious, it's by far the dumbest and worst movie I have ever seen.

Signed.
Oh I know, I wouldn't have posted had I not witnessed his horrors first hand, in my case Alone in the dark. But I still say ignoring him is the best option if you want him out of your life.
 

TaborMallory

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You know guys, all you need to do to put him out of his business is not watching his movies.
If nobody watches them, he doesn't make any money. Easy, no?
 

Cliff_m85

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Uwe Boll gives me plenty an opportunity to MST3K a movie, so I not only will not sign the petition but will denounce those who did.

Denounce! I denounce you!
 

Trivun

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OutaTime21 said:
Uwe Boll sucks
Welcome to the Escapist, mind the bodies in the corner and under the stairs (Max, what have I told you about tidying up?). Just as a quick and friendly note, it's generally considered bad form to post something as short and irrelevant as '(something) sucks'. People have been permabanned in the past for that. Hopefully you'll enjoy your time here and happy posting :)

On topic: I haven't signed. I don't see the importance, since there's a much easier way to get him to retire. Everybody stops complaining about him and simply doesn't watch his films. After hearing the reviews I've never actually seen a Uwe Boll film, and if everybody else did that instead of saying "ooooh, Uwe Boll's crap" and then watching his films and complaining, then he'd lose money from lack of revenue and have to give up. In any case, if you don't like something, you don't have to watch it. I don't like the Pussycat Dolls, and I don't listen to them, but neither do I complain about them. I simply ignore them. If we all did that with Uwe Boll's films too, and many other things, instead of being the hypocrites we so often are, then the world would be a happier place. It really is that simple.
 

SebZero

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Biek said:
I bet he will challenge the start of the petition to a boxing match when it hits 1 million.
Damn, beat me to it.

And can't we just not watch his movies?
Although I admit I saw a couple just to see how bad they were.
...I clawed out my eyes.
 

Mray3460

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Not watching his movies won't work to stop this guy (Or at least it didn't until 2005, not sure what the law is now), he exploits tax law so that he makes a profit for himself and his investors even if the movie bombs. The reason I'm against him is that he brings down every franchise he touches and keeps them from being taken seriously.
 

Chunko

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Why do you guys care, just let him make his stupid movies then don't watch them. The videogame companies get's tons of money whenever he buys the rights to their movies.
 

kotorfan04

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I think we need to let him make as many movies as he wants, and then force people to watch them until their mind breaks ala Clockwork Orange. The first test subject shall be the Boll himself.
 

The Shade

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AmrasCalmacil said:
I signed it, but I'll say this anyway.

He Lies!
The only way to stop him is to find the Vampire that sired him and slay it!
Or at least challenge it to a boxing match to prove you're better than it.
 

G1eet

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I wonder how many people are using 10 minute email accounts to sign it... I know I've done that for previous petitions.