Poll: Uwe Boll Can Be Stopped!

[cloudywolf13]

Those movies are comedy gold, even if they aren't meant to be.

 

[Zand88]

no. you must break the mirror in the back of his house. (cookie for the reference).

Uu~!

 

[JWAN]

You know guys, all you need to do to put him out of his business is not watching his movies.
If nobody watches them, he doesn't make any money. Easy, no?

The reason he makes money is because of a loop hole in the German Film Industry R&R's
he still makes money even if his films flop because of a form of "insurance" the government will pay him a certain amount of money no matter how horrible the film.

 

[Wildrow12]

I signed it, but I'll say this anyway.

He Lies!
The only way to stop him is to find the Vampire that sired him and slay it!

no. you must break the mirror in the back of his house. (cookie for the reference).

You both are wrong!

The only way to stop Bad German Film Makers is to trick them into saying their names backwards. It will cause a fatal error in his neural net processor, causing him to break his father's sword, which will force him to get to a nearby chopper, which will then take him (and his donkey) to Mars.

Takes awhile, but it's worth it.

 

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

The tax laws were changed last year so he can't do the loop hole anymore. And that boxing thing, he (who incidently is an amateur boxing enthusiast) chose an opponent with absolutley zero fighting experience or training, it was Lowtax, the admin for somethingawful.com.