Poll: What apocalypse do you choose?

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Subzerowings

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Alien apocalypse for sure.

If I'd want to be killed by anything, it'd be a xenomorph (there's also a 75 percent chance that Sigourney Weaver will show up in her underwear).
"Apocalypse" does imply that mankind is wiped out right (yeah, yeah it means revelation)?
 

Baron von Blitztank

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Couldn't any apocalypse be considered as a disaster?

Personally I'd go for Alien Zombies.
Aliens try to invade the Earth (and probe your ass!) and in aid to do so, they ressurect the undead. If we can steal the Alien weapons then we have sci-fi guns to kill zombie/alien ass with!
 

Dauntless001

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Has to be zombie, I own a shotgun, have a large pile of ammunition available and I know a number of places nearby with stockpiles of food.

People have zombie plans for a reason, can't really plan against a bloody great nuke falling on your head.
 

Alandoril

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Judas Iscariot said:
SonicWaffle said:
or the xenomorphs from Alien?
They are already here chap. [http://thecontaminated.com/weird-creatures-found-in-a-trench-in-russia/]

Prepare yourself for a face full of alien wing-wong! [http://static.vgcats.com/comics/images/040809.jpg]
They are interesting looking creatures. Could be mock-ups though. If they're not...then some kind of hybrid creature mutated as a result of industrial pollutants and radiation?
 

SonicWaffle

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Judas Iscariot said:
SonicWaffle said:
or the xenomorphs from Alien?
They are already here chap. [http://thecontaminated.com/weird-creatures-found-in-a-trench-in-russia/]

Prepare yourself for a face full of alien wing-wong! [http://static.vgcats.com/comics/images/040809.jpg]
OH HOLY FUCK MAKE IT DIE MAKE IT DIE MAKEITDIEMAKEITDIEMAKEITDIEMAKEITDIE!
 

Folio

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I would like a zombie apocalypse because I can be prepared for one.

Alien Apocalypse would only be agreeable to me if it was like The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy, we should listen to dolfins.

Nuclear? No way! Natural disaster is my choice. Why? Because it's FAIR! The world will live on, we're just out of the picture.
 

viranimus

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To survive, Zombie..I mean even the "fast" zombies of 28 days later are easy enough to beat.

If death is certain, Ground zero nuclear blast. If im going to die, I would much rather go in a puff of smoke than hours, days, weeks years of misery and pain.
 

Anti-Robot Man

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a mad dodongo said:
Nuclear, because i would want to die quick. No global-scale tsunamis or infected cannibals for me :)
If you believe that you should really watch Threads http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT96sgTwmvo&p=8197B8DEF93FC7D9&index=1 Odds are you wouldn't die in the inital bombs instead envying the dead as you trudge around in post-apocalyptic hell.

As for me I'd pick zombie apocalypse, much much easier to survive than the others, with fairly little disruption to civilisation if handled well.
 

thahat

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Judas Iscariot said:
Penguin apocalypse!
Not only is it horrifying but its horrifyingly cute!
Plus at least its more original than the boring ass zombie version.
you win one free internets. to be aquired at your local torrent site. XD
 

Wereduck

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As long as we're talking the classic, slow zombies the zombie apocalypse would certainly be the most survivable. Nevertheless, I'm voting for aliens since X-COM is my favorite game of all time. What an awesome way to get cool high-tech gizmos - we just kill the aliens who made them and we don't even have to feel guilty about it because the're evil!
Admittedly, if the aliens turned out to be LV426-type xenomorphs we'd be completely hosed. It's a calculated risk and everyone could say they told me so while we're stuck to walls waiting for our chestbursters to mature.
 

twistedmic

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I'd want a nuclear apocalypse, as long as I was living near a major economical/financial target (New York City for example) or a major government or military target like Washington D.C. or back in my hometown of Norfolk VA ( home of the largest naval base in the world, NATO headquarters, a large shipyard and CINCLANT). If I were living in any of those places I'd probably be dead before I even registered the flash of the nuke detonating.
 

Mr Pantomime

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Judas Iscariot said:
Penguin apocalypse!
Not only is it horrifying but its horrifyingly cute!
Plus at least its more original than the boring ass zombie version.
I was going to say Zombies, but this, 100 times this
 

oranger

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How about a robot apocalypse, ala Starsiege? I would LOVE to fight robots while wearing heavy armor painted with "deathwind rising" or "ragnarok and roll"...
Otherwise, the zombie apocalypse is probably the best one. Just watched Zombieland, btw.