Poll: What console would Jesus play?

[Jonesy911]

Mass Effect 2 on psp, because he can

 

[seryoga]

XBox, its made my amerikins and their mostly christian

 

[Fusionxl]

The Commodore 64.

Obviously.

 

[C95J]

I can imagine Jesus raging on CoD:BO on the Xbox360, acting like a complete fanboy

 

[TheComedown]

What console would Jesus play?
After visiting this site: http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/gaming.html#brutallegend
I have decided to see what the escapist thinks about the matter.
For the purposes of this poll Jesus is real and exemplifies his teachings, as in not the bible, just Jesus.
It is one of the best spoof sites I have ever seen.

PC, anyway I went to that site, and its just way to much stupid in one place.

 

[sephiroth1991]

He would play none, he's Jesus and games are from the devil, or so what I'm told by people with "BAN!!!" signs and tinfoil hats.

 

[snakeakaossi]

Dude, everyone knows Jesus plays the Atari 2600, because it needs an extra function. You know, Jesus saves.

 

[YouCallMeNighthawk]

None on the poll!! Jesus would play the motherfucking god damn! N64!!!!! built for gods! :3

 

[The Grim Ace]

The Lord needs to be closest to his flock online, his flock is on XBL, so, he plays Halo and teabags the sin out of heathens.

 

[Marik2]

I think he would play them all.
Even PC games.

Same here.

 

[Aurora219]

PC. So he could access the console commands and perform "miracles".

Jesus was, after all, a haxx0r.

 

[Kernalgohd]

Well its not on there, but i know for a fact he would play..
The God-Block ThirteenThirtySeven
The perfect console for any deity craving an enlightening experience.

 

[Withall]

I think he'd play the Sega Genesis. .

 

[Les Awesome]

THE PRAYSTATION
he loves GOD OF WAR
hurr hurr =D

 

[instantbenz]

I went with PC as he was a builder ... mac just wouldn't've been for him.

 

[teh_Canape]

he'll be playing Super Metroid on Sega Genesis CD 32X

while he waits for Deus Ex to install on PC

 

[grimer30]

He'd play games in their purest form, PC.

 

[The Rockerfly]

The PC fanboyism of this site is strong in this thread

OT: Why would Jesus want to play a games console anyway?

 

[Hashime]

What console would Jesus play?
After visiting this site: http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/gaming.html#brutallegend
I have decided to see what the escapist thinks about the matter.
For the purposes of this poll Jesus is real and exemplifies his teachings, as in not the bible, just Jesus.
It is one of the best spoof sites I have ever seen.

Is it actually a spoof site?
I so dearly want it to be.

It is a spoof site. If you go to the parent site and look in the kids section it becomes very clear.

 

[northeast rower]

He would use THE console.