Poll: What do you ride into battle?

[Tahaneira]

I will ride an uber-advanced mechanical horse fitted with repulsorlifts and whatever else is needed to make it all-terrain and as fast as the average jet.

It will be designed to look like a cheap carnival-ride horse. Only rustier. Because everyone knows that the best time to kill your enemy is when they're rolling on the floor with laughter.

 

[Darklord008]

The SSV Normandy. Fast, stealthy, AND heavily armed? That is my kind of starship.

Also, I could chill with Joker. Which is a nice bonus.

 

[scorptatious]

Normally I'd ride a dragon, but I've found something much more awesome:

Spoiler

Hi ho Bzzit! Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!

 

[Jedoro]

Other: and by other I mean bears.

Bear Cavalry: yeah, you're pretty much f***ed.

Ninja'd

This was seriously the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread.

 

[Easton Dark]

Can I ride the dragon with a pony riding next to me?

Because Spike and Twilight Sparkle together would be perfect. Teleporting dragon? Woah!

 

[dancinginfernal]

A griffin, obviously.

I mean, I wouldn't be worthy of the name Griffin if I didn't.

 

[Lizardon]

I call on the power of the Dragonzord!

Spoiler

 

[Xeldrak]

Shai Hulud!

Now, where are my Maker hooks?

 

[Darh Abdomino]

The correct answer is dragon. If you put "other", you probably meant "Two dragons pulling me in a flying chariot". That is all.

 

[Asita]

This, or a Mandalorian Basilisk [http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Basilisk_war_droid].

Fuckit, Honey Badger it is! Out of those two the badger would probably win anyway..

Darn, I wanted a Basilisk. Now I've got to think of something else.

Ok, going in the other direction...maybe a Kirin/Qilin? There's a certain graceful beauty to them[footnote]Granted though, depictions have a LOT of variation (even in the base description of their appearance), so I probably should say that the versions I like have a certain graceful beauty[/footnote] and its nature in mythology rings a bell with me.

 

[Nouw]

FOR THE EMPEROR! AND BADASSERY!

There is only one way to go into battle, and that is riding a tank. Maybe a Titan.

 

[Smiley Face]

Tempted as I am to pull an Atreides, Dragons can fly and breathe fire and are also really huge. Damn, I should read Dune again.

 

[Muspelheim]

A unicorn would be nice. It'd be very useful to ride up a nearby hill and look picturesque. Of course, I doubt I'd actually want to risk the poor thing in battle.

Or perhaps an Aether-whale, so I can just sort of soar around above and provide directions and "help" without too much risk.

 

[Tiger Sora]

A silver black phantom bike.

 

[Fijiman]

So many awesome possibilities, I think I'll have to sleep on this one and get back to you in the morning.

 

[brom0220]

It would either be a dragon, or an ancient psychic tandem war elephant. Or Gurren Lagann.

 

[bossfight1]

Either a dragon that looks like Deathwing, or an immense winged Xenomorph Queen, letting out a screech to shame even the most shrill banshee.

 

[Random Fella]

A motherfreaking unicorn pony

 

[latenightapplepie]

A horse.

Of course.

 

[Darknacht]

How about a chair made of slaves.