Poll: What do you ride into battle?

[dobahci]

Unicorn!

Fast, beautiful, intelligent, and the horn has healing powers. What more could you want?

 

[Toaster Hunter]

The Shai Hulud, but only on Arrakis. Unless I'm mistaken there's that whole crippling vulnerability to water thing. I don't want my plans ruined by a gentle spring shower.

Other option

11 guns, 0% practicality, 100% awesome. I don't do subtle

 

[SmilingWorlock]

Meh, who goes into battle these days?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h67JpMyrOVE

 

[Versuvius]

Battlehaggis. Armoured. Alternatively

Spoiler

LEWTID GRIBBLY READY FER STOMPIN

 

[Colour Scientist]

I'd probably carpool or something, idk.

I call shotgun!

OP: I can't decide between a unicorn and a dragon. Probably a dragon though because, you know, it's a fucking dragon.

Rapidash would be just as awesome though. Fuck you guys, my horse is on fire.

 

[SmilingWorlock]

Rapidash would be just as awesome though. Fuck you guys, my horse is on fire.

That doesn't seem to be a good idea, considering that it would, you know, burn places.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Rapidash would be just as awesome though. Fuck you guys, my horse is on fire.

That doesn't seem to be a good idea, considering that it would, you know, burn places.

It doesn't burn you if you ride it because, you know, Pokemon logic.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

I want an adult version of this

 

[Colour Scientist]

I want an adult version of this

Have at you!

Spoiler: Prepare to Die

I bet yours is pedal powered too.

 

[DioWallachia]

A Llama of course.... but wait, something is missing.....ah yes, a hat!!! NOW I AM READY FOR BATTLE!!!

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

I want an adult version of this

Have at you!

Spoiler: Prepare to Die

I bet yours is pedal powered too.

lol brilliant

 

[Deathmageddon]

The Spice must Flow!

I'm assuming that means Shai-Hulud?

Whoever controls the Spice controls the universe!

Also, to answer some burning questions: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandworm_(Dune)

 

[Deathmageddon]

A Llama of course.... but wait, something is missing.....ah yes, a hat!!! NOW I AM READY FOR BATTLE!!!

Is he hungry for hands?

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

Armored polar-bear FTW!

 

[Old Father Eternity]

The Shai Hulud, but only on Arrakis. Unless I'm mistaken there's that whole crippling vulnerability to water thing. I don't want my plans ruined by a gentle spring shower.

That would be true for the ones that were on Arrakis (and the ones that came to be on the Bene Gesserit homeworld, not to mention all the other possible locations as they took sandtrouts with them during the exodus) however, towards the end of the story, a water inhabiting species is derived from the original, or is at least rumored to have been.

 

[Imre Csete]

A walking cathedral, what else.

 

[SodaDew]

I would drive in in a classic sports car

Spoiler

 

[DRTJR]

I'm Boring so a Dragon, or the Death star. that would also kinda be cool.

 

[Terminate421]

I like to call it a puma

 

[Innocent Bystander]

Because it's a fucking Gyarados. That can fly, because why the hell not?

EDIT: My alternative, in the event that I need to go somewhere that a flying sea serpents can't go, is this: