Poll: What would you do if you were a woman for a day?

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Sparrow

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Tanksie said:
find a hot lesbian.
be a hot lesbian.
all day.
I believe we have a winner. I literally cannot think of a better answer than this. Totally worth a ticket to hell.
 
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If I knew I was going to turn into a woman (and other people wouldn't know I had been a man before) then I would examine that aspect of things, but then I would go on to see if other gender stereotypes are true. How exactly are men and women treated differently in the same situation? Given that I work with a lot of international students I imagine a lot of the Saudi students would suddenly stop treating me with respect, which would be interesting to deal with, and at the music nights I go for it would be interesting to see if more or less people supported me. What with the fact that all a girl has to do is put up a video of her in a tank top aying three blind mice on a ukulele and she gets a million YouTube hits, I suspect that skill and talent have little to do with the appreciation you receive as an artist.

If I didn't know I was going to turn into a women, I'd probably spend the whole day trying to figure out what had happened.
 

DoomyMcDoom

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I would likely take the day off and just go have fun as I normally have fun but learn the differences inherent in the differences of brain chemistry and perception, after all men and women are different on a fundamental level, it would be interesting to me from a scientific standpoint to experience both ends of the spectrum so I could correlate EXACTLY what is different in how we experience it. Hell I'm constantly fascinated by human behaviour and how our identities are built by a combination of genetics(including gender) and upbringing... because if I was a woman I assume my hormonal balance would be that of a woman, and I'm assuming that my brain chemistry being affected as such would opperate differently... would be REALLY fun!
 

rampagev2

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Dress up in awesome rave gear and rave to myself or a massive rave party?

Or see what girls actually talk and think about. That'd be interesting I guess. I can never tell if my girlfriends are telling me the truth of what they are talking/thinking about.
 

cthulhumythos

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Am i attractive?

if so, ogle self until bored and then do whatever i usually do.

if not, do whatever i usually do.
 

Dragonpit

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In all honesty? I'd just hide in my room the entire day. Not for perverted reasons. I don't need to be explaining to other people how an "uninvited stranger" got into the house, and there wouldn't really be any need to way them down with any real explaination of the situation or force them to adapt when it's only temporary anyway.

That said, I don't need to be a woman to do perverted things.
 

Slayer_2

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Do the obvious. Apparently it takes longer for ladies, so I'd set aside a few good hours. Then I'd take advantage of... devices designed to help with doing the obvious. If I get bored of that, I'd try to crack the chick code and gain valuable insight into the female mind.
 

wottabout

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I'm a woman, but if I randomly turned into a man I would definitely want to test out the equipment. It's just a basic part of the opposite-sex-transformation experience. It's an opportunity that I might never have again! Of course, this is assuming that I was expecting it. If I woke up randomly as a dude with no knowledge of what was going on or how long it would last, I would be too busy freaking out and trying to fix it to spend a few minutes trying out my new man parts.
 

SnakeoilSage

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I'd do the obvious, but I imagine as my body chemistry changed I'd start to feel more self-conscious about it.
 

theheroofaction

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stinkyrobot said:
I would use my sudden change in apearance to comit as many crimes as I could in that day.
This... you are a genius.

First comes the freaking out. Then comes the obvious next step of fondling, this lasts until I need to pee.

The rest of my day is spent desperately attempting to urinate.
 

TheRealJLars

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I have a lesbian friend I could call, and well, I'd give it the old college try.

If not, well, I still have the obvious.
 

Fijiman

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Antitonic said:
That would depend on if any mental changes were included.
In addition to this, would only you be aware of the change or would everyone notice? If only you are aware of the change, then after a little examination and experimentation(and anyone who says they wouldn't is lying) I would at least try to have a normal day. If everyone would notice then I would only leave my room when I was sure no one else was inside the house.
 

Laser Priest

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I'd use my conjuring skills (which all women have, of course) to summon a dragon.

Anyone who knows me knows what happens next.
 

AngloDoom

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Why are so many people wanting to have sex with a woman, if they were turned into a woman themselves? I don't get it - I already can have sex with woman. o.o

Then again, I don't get the attraction with lesbians, so I think I'm broken.

By day, I'd spend my time conducting a kind of social experiment - saying stupid things in front of my friends and seeing if I can get away with them, seeing how pissed I can get at a nightclub without buying my own drink, being a bastard ***** to anyone I like and seeing if I'll get punched, and walk behind a woman as it gets dark and see just how long it takes for me to get funny looks now I have boobs.

By night, I'd pretty much wank myself into oblivion, though.