Poll: What would you do if you were a woman for a day?

[thingymuwatsit]

Theft. To be honest, after the major freaking out and possible obviousness if I start feeling perverted, I'll probably realise that being a different person for a day warrants a perfect alibi for whatever crime I could commit, as long as I don't get caught beforehand. Think about it: different fingerprints, different body shape, different voice, face, eyes, gender... It's perfect for a once-off crime spree.

 

[smithy_2045]

Masturbate, all day long.

 

[neoontime]

Simple: Take pictures of cute me of course. Not naked, just for proof, although proof might require nudity. Then alert the media of my magic. Somehow I would earn billions.

 

[Cette]

I'm a lady myself, so I assume that I can answer the question 'what if I was a man for a day'.

I would pee standing up on every bush, dumpster, and back-alley brick wall I could find. Men, let me ask you for realsies: is peeing standing up as fun as it looks? Because it looks mad fun.

I'm not gonna lie it IS roughly the most awesome thing ever.



In answer to the main question probably be creeped the hell out. I already look basically like a male version of my mom so........ awkward.

 

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

I'm a lady myself, so I assume that I can answer the question 'what if I was a man for a day'.

I would pee standing up on every bush, dumpster, and back-alley brick wall I could find. Men, let me ask you for realsies: is peeing standing up as fun as it looks? Because it looks mad fun.

It's even more fun drunk. The trick is to lean your head on a nearby wall so you don't have to think about balancing and just concentrate on "aiming properly" instead.

 

[CentralScrtnzr]

I like it that so many people missed the point entirely.

Of course this would only work insofar as such a time was chosen that the uterine troll all women have was sleeping rather than redecorating.

 

[GestaltEsper]

Assuming this is a weekday:

First I'd call in sick for work since I can't really show up with my no longer matching id. Then I'd probably...I dunno. Watch TV. Play FF XIII-2. I'd pretty much take the day off I guess.

If it were a weekend...watch tv. Play FF XIII-2. You get the idea.

 

[chiefohara]

Find a videocamera and a lesbian. in that order.

 

[Davatehi]

I would first do as everyone else.
After that I would wait until 23 hours was up, find a guy and get it on with him. Then watch his face when I turn back to a man again. That would be hilarious.

that could be quite the problem if you changed back during the "get it on" session

A problem... or a solution? Think about it.

 

[Durgiun]

I'd lock myself in my room, play with my tits, masturbate for a few hours and call over a buddy just to fuck with his mind.

 

[Texas Joker 52]

Well, first I would tell my girlfriend and hope it was temporary. Then I would play with my boobs for a while. And THEN I would probably act business as usual, though I would definitely take the chance to go onto Xbox Live, and say everything I wished girl gamers would say to guys whenever they have to deal with sexist pricks, as well as otherwise be the most rude and crude chick as I could be. Lets not forget copious tea-bagging.

 

[Texas Joker 52]

[EDIT]: Damned double post! Why do those captchas have to be so hard to make out? I can't tell one letter from another sometimes, and I pride myself in my reading ability. Ah well.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Wake up.
JIGGLE PHYSICS! Because it sounds fun.
Then possibly create boob-jitsu...
then do the usual.

Edit: Also what do you mean by "obvious" things? I'm afraid it's not obvious.

I'm guessing it involves staring at their own boobs... or pornography.

I would pee standing up on every bush, dumpster, and back-alley brick wall I could find. Men, let me ask you for realsies: is peeing standing up as fun as it looks? Because it looks mad fun.

No. Because it can be inaccurate, which often summons Angry Women.
If you use bushes and walls, sure.

 

[Continuity]

I needa settle a dispute with a friend-girl who doesnt believe me when I say almost all guys if they were a woman for a day would do the obvious..eg locking themselves in a room for 3 hours or spending excess time in the shower, Soooo..

Is that the obvious?... Here was me thinking "the obvious" would be to bang as many blokes as possible in 24hrs.
May sound a bit weird for a bloke to say but I'd love to really know what its like for a woman.

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

I would think I have laryngitis.

If reality changed as to I was always a girl I would try to just have a normal day.

If not then I wouldn't go to school and go to the doctor to see if there are any negative health affects. Buy clothes I would need (probably need new sized shoes, need new underwear, may need different gender neutral clothes.) Go home, type and post an article about it online. Take photos and videos as evidence and nothing more. Change my information and picture of self on certain websites. Play video games, all the usual stuff. Go to bed.

 

[Tanner The Monotone]

I needa settle a dispute with a friend-girl who doesnt believe me when I say almost all guys if they were a woman for a day would do the obvious..eg locking themselves in a room for 3 hours or spending excess time in the shower, Soooo..

I would probably take some drugs to knock me out. I don't really want that experience.

The only thing that I can think of that I would want to find out would be the differences in the male and female orgasm in terms of intensity and feeling.

 

[karloss01]

I would first do as everyone else.
After that I would wait until 23 hours was up, find a guy and get it on with him. Then watch his face when I turn back to a man again. That would be hilarious.

that could be quite the problem if you changed back during the "get it on" session

A problem... or a solution? Think about it.

I don't know... being Conjoined at the crotch doesn't sound like a solution to me.