Poll: What would you do if you were a woman for a day?

[putowtin]

get on with my life
ohh wait... I am a woman!

 

[Carbonyl]

This question has already been answered: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiresias

Greek mythology has a great deal of information on these types of things. Lots of great anecdotal evidence.

 

[Carbonyl]

I'd do the obvious, but I imagine as my body chemistry changed I'd start to feel more self-conscious about it.

Women aren't more self-conscious about masturbating, trust me. It simply requires more space and is more obvious if walked in on.

 

[Vault101]

get up...get dressed


start downloading the battlefeild 3 update

grab an energy drink and look at the espcaist..mabye check out that new nostalga critic video

curse my family for being so fucking annoying

so yeah...pretty much everything ive just done

 

[zehydra]

Woman here so I would do the same thing I do everyday even if I was a man for a day. I'm guessing most men wouldn't change their schedules either. You are still you, sure most women may do that but it's because they were raised to. Gender roles aren't genetic they are cultural.

Edit: Also what do you mean by "obvious" things? I'm afraid it's not obvious.

By obvious things, OP means checking out the genitals, things like that.

Actually, genetically women do behave differently than men simply because we have different instincts which with no doubt influence our behaviors.

 

[wintercoat]

I would do the obvious, for obvious reasons, then, once I start getting friction burn or my arm goes numb, I'd go do what I normally do. Though trying to explain to my family what the fuck happened might be an issue.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

find a hot lesbian.
be a hot lesbian.
all day.

Simple, to the point, and definitely what I would do. I like it.

Of course, in addition to that, I'd probably also mess with everyone I'd ever met:

"Guess what? I'm a lady!" *squeezes own boobies*

...
"AAAAAAAUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH!"

 

[Jonluw]

Spoiler: *raises sticky hand*

Spoiler: Of course, my instant reaction would be this

Yeah, that.
I might find something else to do in between sessions though. Maybe try on clothes and try to look pretty.

But mostly I'd just be performing experiments to see if it is possible to ignite a vulva by means of friction. If possible, the friction should be caused by a differet vulva.

Imagine how much it'd suck if you ended up getting your period on that one day...

What is the comics website? It keeps saying Christian website...

Wut?

The website is http://www.sgvy.com/
The comic is called Sparkling generation valkyrie Yuuki.

 

[Shraggler]

The same thing I told my 9th grade teacher when she openly asked the question to our fourth period classroom all those years ago: Touch everything. Get to know how it all works.

 

[FRIENDOFYOX]

If i were to become a woman for a day. First I'd admire myself in the mirror for a long while. I'd fondle my breasts considerably. Take a bunch of pictures. Feel my clitoris and such. Bring myself to an orgasm to see how much better it is.

I dress up sexy. Go to the mall and shops and see what it is like to be noticed for being sexy. Then I'd go out to a nice lounge and find out what it is like to have someone buy me drinks. Next I'd see if i can get laid so I'd know what it is like to be fucked from a woman's perspective.

Finally I'd go home and seduce my wife. I know she has fantasies of getting it on with a woman. Then she'd know what it was like and so would I.

 

[applesandoranges]

edit

 

[karloss01]

I would first do as everyone else.
After that I would wait until 23 hours was up, find a guy and get it on with him. Then watch his face when I turn back to a man again. That would be hilarious.

that could be quite the problem if you changed back during the "get it on" session

i went with "Do the obvious and some other stuff" as i assumed the obvious was only by myself.

 

[Kiju]

If I were a girl for a day, I would...

Probably be sad that it only lasts a day. D:

 

[CleverCover]

I would totally mess around with my new dude parts and go hang out with my friends to see if there are any changes.

And pray that this would happen during that time. I envy boys not having to go through that shit. >.>

 

[SnakeoilSage]

I'd do the obvious, but I imagine as my body chemistry changed I'd start to feel more self-conscious about it.

Women aren't more self-conscious about masturbating, trust me. It simply requires more space and is more obvious if walked in on.

Now I know.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

If I were a women for a day I'd do myself, simple.

 

[Darknacht]

Well I'm sure as hell not going to try to explain this to my work, so stay home and see if my wife wants to spend the day having sex.

 

[theSteamSupported]

Probably impregnate myself, just to see what happens the day after. For science!