Poll: What would you do if you were a woman for a day?

SonofaJohannes

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Forlong said:
SonofaJohannes said:
I would very much like to try lesbian sex.
Oh, but you wouldn't try sex with a guy. I see how it is...
I like girls as a guy, and I don't see why that would change just because I turned into a lady. Besides, boys are gross. Trust me, I've been one.
 

SonofaJohannes

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Forlong said:
SonofaJohannes said:
Forlong said:
SonofaJohannes said:
I would very much like to try lesbian sex.
Oh, but you wouldn't try sex with a guy. I see how it is...
I like girls as a guy, and I don't see why that would change just because I turned into a lady. Besides, boys are gross. Trust me, I've been one.
But wouldn't the full female experience be to put the ding-dong in the woo-hoo for some ha ha (I've always wanted to say that)? Also, wouldn't your hormones change to be attracted to guys? I'm just sayin'.
Oh hell no! Being a lesbian has always been my secret but very real desire! As a child, when the grown-ups asked me what I wanted to be, I would answer with my tiny squeaky voice:"A lesbian" (Needless to say my parents took me to several psychologists, and we stopped being invited to parties) Don't you dare take this opportunity away from me man!

On a slightly more serious note, I don't believe that a change in hormones would be enough for me to start liking guys. I mean, women can still be homosexual, and if that's a hormone thing (I have no idea, I suck at biology) then I'll probably have those homosexual hormones (Homones? Hormosexual?). Besides, even if my body changes, it'll only be for a day, and I'm pretty sure that my brain will need way more time to accept the thought of having sex with a man. Seriously, they're like, really gross.
 

SonofaJohannes

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Forlong said:
SonofaJohannes said:
Oh hell no! Being a lesbian has always been my secret but very real desire! As a child, when the grown-ups asked me what I wanted to be, I would answer with my tiny squeaky voice:"A lesbian" (Needless to say my parents took me to several psychologists, and we stopped being invited to parties) Don't you dare take this opportunity away from me man!
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Ouch, that seriously hurts my feelings dude! Here I am, sharing my most intimate secrets with you, and you throw up?! Now that's just bad manners. Hmph!
 

ZexionSephiroth

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I would do anything any everything I could think of... For science of course. And besides the obvious, Some things that come to mind include:

->Beat guys up, just to see how men really react to being beat up by a girl.
->Push the physical boundries of the female body to see just how well they function in comparison to men; while also anylising the possibilities that even if one aspect is not as good in some regard (such as strength), that functionally it could be possible another part of the change makes the body just as effective at the same tasks (such as punching, possibly due to faster punches).
->Compare biological reactions to substances such as food and Caffene.
->See how people react to weird girls in comparison to weird guys. (Since I'm weird and all, looking like a character out of an anime.) Though I expect the difference would be negligible.
->Use body for discovering how to draw proper females... somehow.
->Explore the dynamics of short term female with female relationships.
->Find out if whatever caused it could be harnessed and manipulated (for the good of all of us... Except the ones who are dead. HA!) So that it could be used to get more test subjects, and possibly try other forms for tests.
->Something along the lines of seeing if one can indeed fall in love with your own body.
->An experiment detailing the engagement with visual/audio stimulus in the practise of "you know what" compared with imagination alone and against men.
->See how much stronger or weaker emotional reations to shows, music, movies, games, Anime, and more are in comparison to men.
->Go on the internet to, at least for myself, prove there is at least one biological female on the internet, even if it's just for a day.
->And Much more...
 

Sightless Wisdom

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Going with obvious and other stuff on this one. I'd have fun seeing how people would treat me differently, though preferably nobody I know as it wouldn't really reflect the difference in sex but the sudden and startling change.
 

OriginalLadders

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Ultimately you'd still be the same person, the only real difference would be anatomical, so why waste the opportunity to find out what it's like for the other half of the world?

Of course scientific rigour is a must in this hypothetical scenario.
 

notyouraveragejoe

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Probably do the same. To be honest I would probably have sex to see 1) The difference between sex as a guy to as a girl 2) Whether its true that it is easier for girls. To be honest for a day it wouldn't change much. The only thing I would want out of being a woman honestly is to carry a child to term and give birth to it. That I want to see since it seems a little interesting.
 

ZexionSephiroth

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Forlong said:
ZexionSephiroth said:
I would do anything any everything I could think of... For science of course. And besides the obvious, Some things that come to mind include:

->Beat guys up, just to see how men really react to being beat up by a girl.
->Push the physical boundries of the female body to see just how well they function in comparison to men; while also anylising the possibilities that even if one aspect is not as good in some regard (such as strength), that functionally it could be possible another part of the change makes the body just as effective at the same tasks (such as punching, possibly due to faster punches).
->Compare biological reactions to substances such as food and Caffene.
->See how people react to weird girls in comparison to weird guys. (Since I'm weird and all, looking like a character out of an anime.) Though I expect the difference would be negligible.
->Use body for discovering how to draw proper females... somehow.
->Explore the dynamics of short term female with female relationships.
->Find out if whatever caused it could be harnessed and manipulated (for the good of all of us... Except the ones who are dead. HA!) So that it could be used to get more test subjects, and possibly try other forms for tests.
->Something along the lines of seeing if one can indeed fall in love with your own body.
->An experiment detailing the engagement with visual/audio stimulus in the practise of "you know what" compared with imagination alone and against men.
->See how much stronger or weaker emotional reations to shows, music, movies, games, Anime, and more are in comparison to men.
->Go on the internet to, at least for myself, prove there is at least one biological female on the internet, even if it's just for a day.
->And Much more...
All in one day?
With Copious schedualing, i could probably get through it with enough time to spare to watch half a season of Digimon. Of course, I suck at schedualing; that's why the "see if I can get more test subjects through harnessing the cause" part is in there...Also might try get a repeat for another day. Although maybe not imediately.
 

Relish in Chaos

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Anyone watched "Misfits"?

Anyway, I'd go out and buy some sexy women's clothes, and then return home to masturbate for an hour either with them on or off, whilst recording and taking photos. I'd also take model-like photos of myself when I wasn't masturbating.

Between then and when I'd prepared myself to go out for the night, I'd probably lounge around at home (I'm not a "carpe diem" kind of guy, tbh), since if I attempted to meet up with my friends, they wouldn't know who I was.

Then I'd doll myself up that night wearing the sexy clothing I'd bought that day, go to a gay bar and try to get laid with a woman. If it succeeded (due to, y'know, my natural charisma), I'd just lay there cuddling her, but set my alarm to just an hour prior to my 24 hours running out, before I'd fall asleep. The alarm would sound to wake me up (and probably her too), so I'd say goodbye and return home before I reverted back to being a man. Safe to say, it would be the greatest day of my life.

Afterwards, I'd take note from the things that I'd learned from my day as a woman, putting them to use in my life. I'd also keep the clothes that I'd bought to use later.