Poll: What's the Worst Bodily Function?

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Wondermint13

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In General, That's -natural- bodily function. Something your body naturally does. That does not include diseases of any kind and Not something you bring on yourself because you didnt wash or ate something bad. Garlic breath, bad armpits ect =)

Mine has always been sweat! I'm not a bad sweater or anything but I love my hair and its beautiful fringe. But on a hot day, a mild sweat around my brow turns it back into curls! Argh!
 

Moisture Man

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Crapping. A waste of time, unpleasant for all, and you're stuck in a room with your crap until you're done.
 

Katherine Kerensky

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Death. A right pain in the ass.
Barring that, I'd say sweating. I tend to sweat badly on hot days, so I hate hot weather >.>
Stupid sweat... I will have my revenge...
 

teqrevisited

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Urgh the mini-sick. Happened to me the other day and I had to find something with strong flavour to get rid of the taste.
 

SckizoBoy

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Don't know what people have against sweat... (a girl who's sweating from exertion is very alluring... =_=). And if you didn't sweat, just how hot would you really be?!

Anyway, mini-sick... still feel shit after it and you keep getting that sensation that it's not quite done. Plus, the aftertaste... blech!
 

Ranorak

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Farts / Burps got my vote.

I don't mind them when I'm alone, but god, I've had nights of stomach pain holding them back while I was with a girl.
 

Jonluw

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Do you mean the worst bodily function my body has, or the worst bodily function in general?
If it's about me, I'm going to say farts or sweat, because they can create socially awkward situations.
If it's in general, I'm saying menstruation. Seriously, I do not envy girls that.
 

Thaluikhain

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Having to spend 1/3 of your day asleep...is what I would say if I wasn't so lazy anyway.
 

Scorched_Cascade

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Ageing. I'm apparently currently at my body's peak (21). From here on my personality becomes "locked in" and its all DNA errors, rot and decline.
 

Broken Boy

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Ok I hit all before I thought about it BUT there are some functions I don't mind. That's all I got to say about that... ; P
 

Carnage95

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-Zen- said:
Acne. At least most everything else has a legitimate purpose.
This.

I really hate those pimples and blackheads on my face. What's the purpose of having these? Other than making others shy about their appearance, it ruins the nice skin I had as a child. (Not very likely to get a gf/bf too.)
 

Life_Is_A_Mess

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Dead skin. When it's Spring, skin on my arms and legs start peeling off in particles. If I'm wearing a t-shirt and I scratch my arm, BAM! Snowstorm. Bleh.
 

Lord Doomhammer

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Snot.

Mucus of all kinds, be it from allergies or a cold or even just because your body hates you.