Poll: What's the Worst Bodily Function?

[DJDarque]

Sweat. It is necessary, but very inconvenient. I live in Arizona. So much sweat!

 

[Nayr]

I think it goes without saying. Queef.

 

[Adam Galli]

Oh how I fucking hate hiccups. They're annoying and they seem like they never go away.

 

[FamoFunk]

If it's in general, I'm saying menstruation. Seriously, I do not envy girls that.

Thank you for reminding me of the worse thing in the world (How I forgot I do do not know?!)

X number of day of bleeding in that area is horrible and personally, make me feel dirty, urgh.

 

[Kashim117]

Flem! Gooey crappy stuff stuck in the back of your throat till you 'hawk' it up. 100% horrible.
But with your list, spots are the worst. Unsightly, messy and often painful to get rid of.

 

[TheDarkestDerp]

Dying. Worst natural bodily function of them all. really has a way of putting a hiccup in a person getting things done that afternoon...

 

[BlastedTheWorm]

Dying. Worst natural bodily function of them all. really has a way of putting a hiccup in a person getting things done that afternoon...

That's less of a bodily function, more of a lack of bodily function.

Uh, I dunno. Sweat? I don't exactly hold a fondness for many bodily functions.

 

[fundayz]

Anything having to do with the genitals obviously.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I hate rashes. They really, really, really ruin your day. Everything else is not that bad.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

Excuse me, but can someone explain to me what "mini-sick" is?

 

[Dystopia]

Sweating. By far the most embarrassing one, and also the most uncomfortable. Though sometimes hiccups can be really painful.

 

[TheDarkestDerp]

Dying. Worst natural bodily function of them all. really has a way of putting a hiccup in a person getting things done that afternoon...

That's less of a bodily function, more of a lack of bodily function.

Uh, I dunno. Sweat? I don't exactly hold a fondness for many bodily functions.

Huzzah Keptin. *chuckles*

Well, the OT was "natural-bodily-function" and folks do die of natural causes all the time. It is a function - ending, much like televisions can turn off, cars can stop. People die, and I dunno about anybody else, but when I compare that to a burp, cough or even my period, it wins the "I Dread This" award hands down.

 

[Dexiro]

For me it's hiccups by far. Whenever I have them they never fucking go away and they're painful as hell, I had them for almost 3 days straight once and it didn't hurt any less towards the end.

What makes it worse is that they're completely pointless o-o

 

[HentMas]

Crapping. A waste of time, unpleasant for all, and you're stuck in a room with your crap until you're done.

Some people... like crap. Not me. Just sayin'.

I dont like crap, but i love to crap, that feeling of "release" is amazing

i would have to say, i dont mind any bodily function, not even the "gross" ones, why?? BECAUSE THEY ARE BODILY FUNCTIONS! nothing to do or not do about them, you dont want to be mini sick?? dont EAT HEAVY FOOD...

thats all i can say, seriously if i ever cared about those things my life should be too frikken boring.

 

[dex-dex]

Does a stuffy nose count?
Because that's a real *****.

I SO AGREE!
such a ***** when trying to sleep.
but then I found something to help with it.

 

[Woodsey]

Don't know what people have against sweat... (a girl who's sweating from exertion is very alluring... =_=). And if you didn't sweat, just how hot would you really be?!

But that's more like only-just-there sweat, not dirty great drips running down their faces.

 

[Irriduccibilli]

Sweating is one of the most annoying bodily functions. Sure , it may help cooling your body down, but it makes you stink like a gym mat in a microwave.
For women I guess it'll be their period. If blood came out of my manly parts I guess that would be the worst thing

 

[Polyg0n]

Sweating. During my handball practices I can keep on going just as hard and long as my teammates, but for some reason I sweat clearly more than anyone else and this pisses me off.

 

[archvile93]

I have to go with sleep. That's a third of my life I'm wasting being in a state of death as far as I'm concerned. Wait, can sleep be considered a bodily function? You do need it to live.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Sweating is one of the most annoying bodily functions. Sure , it may help cooling your body down, but it makes you stink like a gym mat in a microwave.

You'd be surprised how many people like that. Not me, though I do like the smell of a woman who's been working out.

But that's more like only-just-there sweat, not dirty great drips running down their faces.

Nnnnn, I guess it's all about the amount you prefer. Me? From experience, the sweat you (OK, a girl I went out with) work up after an hour of kickboxing is nice. Post sauna... OK that's getting a bit much.

Though I'll be honest, when I sweat, it pisses me the hell off. *raises palms*