Poll: What's the Worst Bodily Function?

[Jonluw]

If it's in general, I'm saying menstruation. Seriously, I do not envy girls that.

Thank you for reminding me of the worse thing in the world (How I forgot I do do not know?!)

X number of day of bleeding in that area is horrible and personally, make me feel dirty, urgh.

Spoiler: Have a comic to help you feel better:

p1: RGH! The same fucking deal every month!...what's the point? Huh?!
p2: Magicmine magicthine, ovary be fine!
p3: Did it help?
p4: #1 ...A little, actually. #2: Magicand magictoo, chocolate for you!

Spoiler: Heh, translating comics does not work all that well, does it? Still, it's a very good comic, and plenty of the strips use no words

That's actually four strips. The way I set it up just makes them look like one.

Edit: This particular one sparks an entire plot arc of cross-dressing for the main character.

I guess I'll just keep adding more strips here...

Edit: Yes, I was looking for this strip:

 

[ShyBunny]

The mini sick!
Why..? wtf??? I didnt eat anything wrong!!!

 

[Rascarin]

Why is menstruation not on this list?

It's worse than ANY of those - especially when the change in hormones upsets a load of other systems (makes your skin worse, can affect bowel movements, sore boobs, hot flushes, mood swings). Not to mention how bloody uncomfortable they are.

 

[Saulkar]

Dieing. What else is worse.

 

[Valkyrie101]

To be honest, I think they're all pretty useful.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Well, since I have the digestive system of a 75 year old man (can't eat chocolate, spicy foods, or milk products without horrifying consequences) I'm gonna go with good ol' number 2.

 

[Zipa]

Mini sick. Dieing is not a natural body function, its because the data (DNA ect) becomes corrupted because your cells divide so many times in your lifetime.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

If it's in general, I'm saying menstruation. Seriously, I do not envy girls that.

I was wondering how far I'd have to read to find someone who said menstruation. I agree.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Sleep. It's nice and all, but I'd love to have an extra 8 hours each day.

 

[Jacob Haggarty]

Crapping. A waste of time, unpleasant for all, and you're stuck in a room with your crap until you're done.

Oh-kay... Do you have an alternative xD

 

[Jacob Haggarty]

Mini sick. Dieing is not a natural body function, its because the data (DNA ect) becomes corrupted because your cells divide so many times in your lifetime.

...i would argue against that. Dieing is pretty damned natural. The resulting corruption is caused by cells dividing, which is a natural bodily function. Its stands to reason that dieing is also natural. Its not a COMMON bodily function (if you do it more than once you are doing it wrong), but i would say it is very natural.