Poll: What's your sexual orientation?

[DefunctTheory]

I'm heterosexual lady.
Boring as poop I know.

Of course, oddly enough, non heterosexual things do get me horny sometimes.
Odd that.
Perhaps I am a bit of both?

I knew a bi-female that was entirely enamored with the male on male anal sex, and yet was disgusted whenever the context was shifted from gay porn to male on female. She thought any female who took in in the pooper was a whore, and any guy who wanted to 'play the back nine' was a 'fag' and should just admit he was gay.

Chick had problems.

Anyway, I guess that means your situation isn't too odd. I mean, when this is your benchmark, a lot of shit gets pretty tame and sane.

 

[Souther Thorn]

That's about a 3 on the Kinsey Scale, if that means anything to anyone. I've got several girlfriends, and tend to sleep with their boyfriends sometimes

 

[Something Amyss]

Ok, maaaaybe that was one cheap shot from me using him as an example but geez, I wasn't quite aware the list was fairly long. I don't spend time enough on the internet, it seems. Got to do some research! You know, for research purposes... >.>

Whatever you need to tell yourself.

>.>

I just like playing with the "it's not gay if...." thing.

I also like saying very gay things and ending it with "no homo" for comedic effect.

of course, then my girlfriend introduced me to Yu Gi Oh abridged...


And now I annoy my friends with it.

But yeah, there does seem to be a list of actors who it's not "gay" for a guy to like, so....

I only know one actress for the female equivalent though, and it's Angelina Jolie. I've never heard anyone else stated.

captcha: how now, brown cow
Is that an obscure name of sex position? Tottaly sounds like one.

I don't know the brown cow. I know a Minnesota Milkshake, though.

(I just threw together two words, but I can guarantee there's something sexual by that name. I'm just not brave enough to look it up).

 

[Techno Squidgy]

EDITED: Depending on how you look at things you could even say that sexuality is abnormal. It isn't rational. It doesn't compute. It bypasses the way the reasoning parts of the brain make rational decisions and tricks you into doing things that are not in your interest, and is objectively for us anyway pretty repulsive in the details. In fact parts of sexuality derive their power from making you attracted to repulsive things. That part of your brain could explain all impulsive behavior that is considered abnormal. Murder is a lot like sex for instance. How do you become attracted to something that should be repulsive? That short circuit in your head that goes against everything you've ever been taught or arrived at by your own conclusion. Would robots program sexuality into themselves if not required for reproduction? Is anyone grossed out by robot sex? Bonus food for thought.

You know, there are some that would compare one's lady parts to an axe wound...

I must say, reading up to the third page so far, everything seems rather more... calm, than I would have expected. Bravo, guys. Civil discourse has been maintained for once!

 

[Something Amyss]

I'm heterosexual lady.
Boring as poop I know.

Of course, oddly enough, non heterosexual things do get me horny sometimes.
Odd that.
Perhaps I am a bit of both?

That seems to be more common than you'd think.

I wouldn't know, I go for almost anything adult, consenting and bipedal.

I knew a bi-female that was entirely enamored with the male on male anal sex, and yet was disgusted whenever the context was shifted from gay porn to male on female. She thought any female who took in in the pooper was a whore, and any guy who wanted to 'play the back nine' was a 'fag' and should just admit he was gay.

Chick had problems.

Anyway, I guess that means your situation isn't too odd. I mean, when this is your benchmark, a lot of shit gets pretty tame and sane.

People have some weird preconceived notions about sex.

For the record, it can be fun to tell people all anal sex is gay. Be warned, you will know almost instantly which one of them are into anal sex....

 

[Dragonbums]

I'm heterosexual lady.
Boring as poop I know.

Of course, oddly enough, non heterosexual things do get me horny sometimes.
Odd that.
Perhaps I am a bit of both?

I knew a bi-female that was entirely enamored with the male on male anal sex, and yet was disgusted whenever the context was shifted from gay porn to male on female. She thought any female who took in in the pooper was a whore, and any guy who wanted to 'play the back nine' was a 'fag' and should just admit he was gay.

Chick had problems.

Anyway, I guess that means your situation isn't too odd. I mean, when this is your benchmark, a lot of shit gets pretty tame and sane.

Then I guess I'm glad you never saw my post on the favorite fetish thread.

Elaborated on the...non-heterosexual bits.
Actually, quite a few people here have a very average sexual orientations, that's topped with a lot of...interesting kinks.

 

[DefunctTheory]

I'm heterosexual lady.
Boring as poop I know.

Of course, oddly enough, non heterosexual things do get me horny sometimes.
Odd that.
Perhaps I am a bit of both?

I knew a bi-female that was entirely enamored with the male on male anal sex, and yet was disgusted whenever the context was shifted from gay porn to male on female. She thought any female who took in in the pooper was a whore, and any guy who wanted to 'play the back nine' was a 'fag' and should just admit he was gay.

Chick had problems.

Anyway, I guess that means your situation isn't too odd. I mean, when this is your benchmark, a lot of shit gets pretty tame and sane.

Then I guess I'm glad you never saw my post on the favorite fetish thread.

Elaborated on the...non-heterosexual bits.
Actually, quite a few people here have a very average sexual orientations, that's topped with a lot of...interesting kinks.

There's kinks, and then there's insane bigoted bullshit.

It's like that guard from Harold and Kumar. Complete lunacy.


Out of creepy curiosity, I looked up the post you mentioned. Doesn't seem that off to me.

Hell, I share about four of them. And based on some of the things I've done...

Yah, like I said. Tame.

Also, cute. Your so nervous I want to reach through the thousands of miles of glass and copper that separate us and pinch your cheek!

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

I'm a little weird. I'm heterosexual, but for whatever reason, I'm more interested in depictions of women (as well as sex in general) than actual ones from both aesthetic and sexual standpoints. Of course, there are exceptions, but they are few and far between. I do not like men at all, though; in most cases, I'm just indifferent, though I don't understand why anyone would find a male attractive. I just don't see the appeal.

 

[King Kazma]

Completely heterosexual. Not much more to say on the matter, I suppose.

Hope everyone is having a fantastic day

The whitest of bread loaf here folks. Straight, non gay bashing and pretty much to the point. I think this guys alright. If a bit boring.

Bisexual for me. I probably take more an interest in girls on the surface cause there tends to be plenty of pretty ones around. Not so many guys who look 'appealing'. But thats just where I live. *Sigh*.

 

[Dragonbums]

I'm heterosexual lady.
Boring as poop I know.

Of course, oddly enough, non heterosexual things do get me horny sometimes.
Odd that.
Perhaps I am a bit of both?

I knew a bi-female that was entirely enamored with the male on male anal sex, and yet was disgusted whenever the context was shifted from gay porn to male on female. She thought any female who took in in the pooper was a whore, and any guy who wanted to 'play the back nine' was a 'fag' and should just admit he was gay.

Chick had problems.

Anyway, I guess that means your situation isn't too odd. I mean, when this is your benchmark, a lot of shit gets pretty tame and sane.

Then I guess I'm glad you never saw my post on the favorite fetish thread.

Elaborated on the...non-heterosexual bits.
Actually, quite a few people here have a very average sexual orientations, that's topped with a lot of...interesting kinks.

There's kinks, and then there's insane bigoted bullshit.

It's like that guard from Harold and Kumar. Complete lunacy.


Out of creepy curiosity, I looked up the post you mentioned. Doesn't seem that off to me.

Hell, I share about four of them. And based on some of the things I've done...

Yah, like I said. Tame.

Also, cute. Your so nervous I want to reach through the thousands of miles of glass and copper that separate us and pinch your cheek!

It's not everyday one shares their kinks with the general public.
Of course I will admit browsing that thread up till that point made me just look like vanilla with sprinkles.
Still took a lot of guts though.
These are for the most part, private things.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Spoiler: SNIP

I'm heterosexual lady.
Boring as poop I know.

Of course, oddly enough, non heterosexual things do get me horny sometimes.
Odd that.
Perhaps I am a bit of both?

I knew a bi-female that was entirely enamored with the male on male anal sex, and yet was disgusted whenever the context was shifted from gay porn to male on female. She thought any female who took in in the pooper was a whore, and any guy who wanted to 'play the back nine' was a 'fag' and should just admit he was gay.

Chick had problems.

Anyway, I guess that means your situation isn't too odd. I mean, when this is your benchmark, a lot of shit gets pretty tame and sane.

Then I guess I'm glad you never saw my post on the favorite fetish thread.

Elaborated on the...non-heterosexual bits.
Actually, quite a few people here have a very average sexual orientations, that's topped with a lot of...interesting kinks.

There's kinks, and then there's insane bigoted bullshit.

It's like that guard from Harold and Kumar. Complete lunacy.


Out of creepy curiosity, I looked up the post you mentioned. Doesn't seem that off to me.

Hell, I share about four of them. And based on some of the things I've done...

Yah, like I said. Tame.

Also, cute. Your so nervous I want to reach through the thousands of miles of glass and copper that separate us and pinch your cheek!

It's not everyday one shares their kinks with the general public.
Of course I will admit browsing that thread up till that point made me just look like vanilla with sprinkles.
Still took a lot of guts though.
These are for the most part, private things.

As a former soldier, I guess I'm too used to spewing forth whatever random, depraved, private thoughts that cross my mind. I forget sometimes that there is such a thing as 'private' and 'too much information,' and not everyone is as unashamed of the perverse inner workings of their mind as I am.

I apologize if any of my comments made you uncomfortable.

Spoiler: Spiraling completely off topic

Completely heterosexual. Not much more to say on the matter, I suppose.

Hope everyone is having a fantastic day

The whitest of breads here folks. Straight, non gay bashing and pretty much to the point. I think this guys alright. If a bit boring.

Are you kidding? That's the most deviant of all sexual activities! The very root of all social disease.

Normaling.

Spoiler: WARNING: DEVIANCY ALERT

 

[Dragonbums]

Spoiler: SNIP

I'm heterosexual lady.
Boring as poop I know.

Of course, oddly enough, non heterosexual things do get me horny sometimes.
Odd that.
Perhaps I am a bit of both?

I knew a bi-female that was entirely enamored with the male on male anal sex, and yet was disgusted whenever the context was shifted from gay porn to male on female. She thought any female who took in in the pooper was a whore, and any guy who wanted to 'play the back nine' was a 'fag' and should just admit he was gay.

Chick had problems.

Anyway, I guess that means your situation isn't too odd. I mean, when this is your benchmark, a lot of shit gets pretty tame and sane.

Then I guess I'm glad you never saw my post on the favorite fetish thread.

Elaborated on the...non-heterosexual bits.
Actually, quite a few people here have a very average sexual orientations, that's topped with a lot of...interesting kinks.

There's kinks, and then there's insane bigoted bullshit.

It's like that guard from Harold and Kumar. Complete lunacy.


Out of creepy curiosity, I looked up the post you mentioned. Doesn't seem that off to me.

Hell, I share about four of them. And based on some of the things I've done...

Yah, like I said. Tame.

Also, cute. Your so nervous I want to reach through the thousands of miles of glass and copper that separate us and pinch your cheek!

It's not everyday one shares their kinks with the general public.
Of course I will admit browsing that thread up till that point made me just look like vanilla with sprinkles.
Still took a lot of guts though.
These are for the most part, private things.

As a former soldier, I guess I'm too used to spewing forth whatever random, depraved, private thoughts that cross my mind. I forget sometimes that there is such a thing as 'private' and 'too much information,' and not everyone is as unashamed of the perverse inner workings of their mind as I am.

I apologize if any of my comments made you uncomfortable.

Spoiler: Spiraling completely off topic

Completely heterosexual. Not much more to say on the matter, I suppose.

Hope everyone is having a fantastic day

The whitest of breads here folks. Straight, non gay bashing and pretty much to the point. I think this guys alright. If a bit boring.

Are you kidding? That's the most deviant of all sexual activities! The very root of all social disease.

Normaling.

Spoiler: WARNING: DEVIANCY ALERT

I'm not uncomfortable.
This is a thread discussing the sexuality of users. I would expect to see other aspects of users lives posted on here.
Those who are uncomfortable with such a subject are at most avoiding this thread completely at the least, they are simply browsing through the replies.

 

[BOOM headshot65]

I clicked Asexual, but It is actually something in between: Demi-Sexual. Meaning, I can only have a sexual desire for people I am close to, and that person is my girlfriend, who is Demi-Sexual as well, but has some Bi tendencys, because she has caught herself checking out women and having "fantasys." Although, she will never act on them because she doesnt want to cheat on me.

However, We are not having sex until we are married for several reasons:
1) Tradition
2) Easier on our part. Meaning, no chance of parents catching us, no chance of pregnancy, etc. If we never do it in the first place.
3) Sheer, unbridaled, concentrated will-power.
4) Threat of Slap-happy girlfriend if I try.

 

[TheDoctor455]

It's friday night, I'm bored, and I need to stay awake for a while to reset my sleep schedule. So, I thought I'd ask a personal question. Do you prefer ladies or fellas? Or both? Or neither?

Just in case you don't already know this...

but...

'transgender' isn't a sexual orientation, its how you perceive yourself. Granted, its highly unlikely that its any more of a choice than sexual orientation is, but they aren't the same thing.

So a more accurate thread title would've been 'what's your sexual orientation and gender identity'...

which brings me to my next point...

I'm asexual... and genderless.

That is... I don't see myself as a man or woman.

 

[CardinalPiggles]

Heterosexual I'm pretty sure. Never had the desire the have sex with a man.

But I would much rather be asexual. I'd rather not have children or a sexual partner because it seems like a lot of work.

 

[Brian Tams]

Hmmm, when i feel sexual urges, it's usually directed towards females, to hetero.

Although, I'm really not driven by sex, nor do I seek relationships. Not that I'm averse to them, its just that when I think about all the shit that's on my plate at the moment with job and college (plus I have to coordinate some other garbage), and when I consider all that together, the idea of a relationship is just killed for me.

When I begin to get my stuff together, I'll hit the dating scene. Just not right now.

 

[Kai Kuhl]

I dont see myself represented. Where is Cthulhu?

 

[sextus the crazy]

Oh, shit! It's orientation day, already?!

OT: Hetero male. Move along please.

 

[SamtheDeathclaw]

I am gay. I'm so fucking gay. On a scale of one to ten I score a gay-point-gay! I'm so gay, that when mathematically graphed out I form a fractal of gayness bending over further and further into infinity, like an M. C. Escher sketch of man-on-man action where both men are simultaneously the man on the other man! On the seventh day of Creation, when God planned to create gay, he saw the across time, blinked, then did a slow clap while shaking his head, saying "Well, there's no way I can top you. I might as well take the day off!" even as Adam protested, "You can't stop now. All you've made of the dinosaurs are bones! And what about this Higgs boson thing? You were up all night making all the blueprints. You can't not create it now!" I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, batty-boy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arse bandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a ******-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life.

So, yeah. Guess I like dudes.

What are you quoting? I know, know I have read that before, but exactly where eludes me.
(And I would google it, but I'm not sure I want that on my search history.)

OT: These things are good for checking if my sexuality has changed. Like, "Hmm, let me think. Women? Nah. Men? Yep. Okay, still gay."
Oh, and to answer: Gay cisgender male here. Nothing fancy.

 

[Buccura]

Pansexual more accurately describes me, but bisexual is close enough.