Poll: When did you lose your virginity?

Xan Krieger

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Jmz01 said:
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Secret world leader (shhh) said:
15 over here. Thought i'd met the right girl, at some point in the past few days i realized it was never going anywhere. So yeah...

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Matthew94 said:
Eh, why the fuck not.



Almost sixteen, never had a girlfriend, still ain't givin' a fuck (pun intended).
I AM sixteen, never had a girlfriend.



Eh, not like I care. I mean, losing your virginity is still a big deal? Plus, relationships always seem like an anchor on the foot.

When/and if, big if, I ever do the nasty, it has to be with a smart girl. No way I'm losing the game to some idiot that can't do long division (which is pretty much everyone in my high school).
Well I see your 16 and add a 17!



I have been getting along with a girl recently, so I'm gonna try asking her out at the next party. Fingers crossed it works out and then I might have to change my answer here.

As for the right age etc? Whenever the fuck you feel like, you're never too old to lose it.
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/619/Untitled-1.jpg

16 here to. Fething unrequited crushes :/

16, never had a gf. Virgin power!


I'm with these guys.


Me too, 19. Rise up all ye virgins, because we're totally pure and innocent... right? >.>


Yup, 19 as well. Don't really see it changing anytime soon, unless my social skills improve (hahahahaha.....yeah right), can always hope though, lol.

22 here, never been on a date, never been kissed
 

MetalMagpie

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Loop Stricken said:
Hunter65416 said:
I lost it a few days before I was 18..mostly because I didnt want to be 18 and still a virgin..which was kinda dumb but yeah
OH NO. Your life will be OVER INSTANTLY if you hit 18 without getting your dick wet in a gushing vagina! What are the schools teaching kids nowadays if they don't know this one insurmountable truth?!
Oh, give the guy a break. He was 17, and he does realise now it was a silly thing to worry about. ;)

I remember having the same thought during the week before my 16th birthday. There was a bit of an attitude at my school that if you waited until the age of consent you'd somehow "failed". So I worried about it for a month or two, then decided I didn't care.

It was only after I hit 19 that I realised men were interesting (in more ways than just for conversation) and that I wanted to get close to a few.
 

DANEgerous

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Doclector said:

Never. I'm 21 years old, so in todays world where being a virgin past 17 is shameful, I'm pretty much f***ed. Or unf***ed, rather.
Seriously there need to be more people like you, having sex because you pity yourself for not having sex is fucking stupid fucking. I could have had that at 18, I was even offered but yeah I had only known the girl like 4 hours before her offer so yeah no I do not think my first time will be because you pity me and wan to rid me of shame I do not have.
 

Jazoni89

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I was 15 very nearly 16, and I had a older girlfriend who was 17.

It was quite embarrassing really, we didn't have any condoms, so I ripped a piece of bin bag from one of the bags outside and we used that instead (it's now a running joke with one of my friends). We only did it twice though, we did tons of oral sex though, even inside a empty school on a weekend.

Yeah, it wasn't my favourite experience I do say, when I was 17 however that time was much better, and I actually had a condom on. Not to mention the girl had huge breasts, which was a huge plus over my other girlfriend, who had rather...droopy breasts.

My third time was rather good, but I was drunk at a party with a stranger (she was extremely pretty though), and was surprised that I didn't get done in for rape charges. Definitely not my finest hour, and I felt sorry for the poor girl. I didn't even use a condom either, so god knows if anything came of that.

...Yeah, I'm half expecting someone knocking on my door in a few years time.

Since then however... I've had no luck.
 

Canadamus Prime

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Vault101 said:
to put it in perspecitve

its like I'm standing there in a feild and the "prize" is far off in the distance..excpet the feild is filled with mines

not that I'm complaining
I'd more compare it to being a poor homeless kid with his face pressed against the window of a candy shop.

...except this "kid" is 30 years old and the "candy" are all women who don't even know I'm alive.
 

burningdragoon

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Hmmm, well...

I was 19 the first time I (in retrospect) passed up sex.

I was 21 the first time I actively passed up sex.

I find those 2 events more interesting, really.
 

BabuNu

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My 14th birthday party but I was still actually 13 at the time. She was 16 and pretty fit so I don't regret it at all. At the time everyone in school thought I was a legend! It doesn't really matter who you lose it with, I think the whole "saving yourself" thing is just an excuse for if you can't get laid or you're gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :)
 

FamoFunk

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14. No regrets and negative stuff I should apparently feel about it.

It was good.
 

SwimmingRock

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Matthew94 said:
inb4foreveralone

I'll start us off. You guys and gals who are going to post FA should quote me and add the picture again then the next person quote them and do the same. If the thread takes off by the end we should have some massive posts with just images and images of forever alone guy.

I appreciate your attempt to add some humour to what would otherwise be an endless litany of self-pity, but I can see the picture element of the gag getting on the nerves of mod staff. Mayhaps recommend spoilers, if the list gets too long?

And, yeah, foreveralone. Speaking of which:

MartianWarMachine said:
Never, and I don't plan to. I'm going to replace my entire body with machinery as soon as I possibly can.
You understand. There are so few. They give me strange looks when I try to explain the structural inadequacies and poor design of this flesh-cage and extoll the virtues of pure machinery. You have brightened my day considerably. The time shall come, compatriot, when we greet the new day with hands that do not bleed and forge a world for the Machine Gods we are destined to become.

At least, you know, I hope so.
 

Mighty Lighty

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Hafrael said:
My first consensual sex was when I was 15, me and my girlfriend had been together for, idk 6 months?
First consensual sex?............
(worrying implications)

On topic, yet to obtain girlfriend and approaching 18

I think sex will have to go on the backburner for now
 

robot slipper

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19, regret it as it was a one night stand because I couldn't stand being the "only" virgin amongst my friends (there must have been more!!! Right???). Then the next person I slept with, a month later, I ended up being with for ten years so retrospectively it would have been nicer to wait.

However, I much more embarrassed by my first kiss, which was at 17 with a boy who was known as "Desperate Steven". Sigh.
 

zelda2fanboy

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Four months ago on the Sunday before Presidents' Day. I'm 25 and she is 19. I met her about six months prior to that on an adult x rated equivalent of chat roulette, which I had been spending hours and hours on searching for webcam sex. I happened upon a female with the camera focused on her crotch. I said "You have a lovely vagina" (and it was) and after months of late night skype chats, failed dates with local women, and falling deeply in love with her, I loaded up the car for a six hour trip to Detroit. She had her excuse to her mom ready to go and we found a decent hotel to spend a couple of nights at. It was wonderful and I lasted over an hour each time, even though I hadn't masturbated for a week prior. I wasn't sure if I was any good, but she said "Are you kidding? It was amazing!"

Shortly thereafter, she quit talking to me and deleted me from facebook though. I think she found another guy to have casual sex out of state who was a friend of her friend. I think the circumstances of our particular situation made her feel dirty and used, no matter how much I told her I loved her and cared about her. I also got more and more desperate and clingy, which pushed her away even faster. It set off a massive depression which lasted for months.

It was crazy dangerous though. She could have been a murderer, a minor, my car could have broken down on the way, or the whole plan could have fallen apart right when I got there. By the way, don't ever go on porn chat roulette. Penis after penis, as well as gay guys and closet cases trying to trick you for some reason. I'm not sure if I'd do it over again and lose her, but I was probably losing her already. On the plus side, I don't have the anxiety of virginity hanging over my head anymore. She was downright gorgeous.

Word of caution: Losing your virginity to someone you love can be a great feeling, but it hurts a lot when the relationship ends.