Poll: When did you lose your virginity?
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I appreciate your attempt to add some humour to what would otherwise be an endless litany of self-pity, but I can see the picture element of the gag getting on the nerves of mod staff. Mayhaps recommend spoilers, if the list gets too long?Matthew94 said:inb4foreveralone
I'll start us off. You guys and gals who are going to post FA should quote me and add the picture again then the next person quote them and do the same. If the thread takes off by the end we should have some massive posts with just images and images of forever alone guy.
And, yeah, foreveralone. Speaking of which:
You understand. There are so few. They give me strange looks when I try to explain the structural inadequacies and poor design of this flesh-cage and extoll the virtues of pure machinery. You have brightened my day considerably. The time shall come, compatriot, when we greet the new day with hands that do not bleed and forge a world for the Machine Gods we are destined to become.MartianWarMachine said:
At least, you know, I hope so.
First consensual sex?............Hafrael said:
(worrying implications)
On topic, yet to obtain girlfriend and approaching 18
I think sex will have to go on the backburner for now
19, regret it as it was a one night stand because I couldn't stand being the "only" virgin amongst my friends (there must have been more!!! Right???). Then the next person I slept with, a month later, I ended up being with for ten years so retrospectively it would have been nicer to wait.
However, I much more embarrassed by my first kiss, which was at 17 with a boy who was known as "Desperate Steven". Sigh.
However, I much more embarrassed by my first kiss, which was at 17 with a boy who was known as "Desperate Steven". Sigh.
A few days after turning 16. Twas a rather nice experience, a sort of unexpected birthday gift. 
Four months ago on the Sunday before Presidents' Day. I'm 25 and she is 19. I met her about six months prior to that on an adult x rated equivalent of chat roulette, which I had been spending hours and hours on searching for webcam sex. I happened upon a female with the camera focused on her crotch. I said "You have a lovely vagina" (and it was) and after months of late night skype chats, failed dates with local women, and falling deeply in love with her, I loaded up the car for a six hour trip to Detroit. She had her excuse to her mom ready to go and we found a decent hotel to spend a couple of nights at. It was wonderful and I lasted over an hour each time, even though I hadn't masturbated for a week prior. I wasn't sure if I was any good, but she said "Are you kidding? It was amazing!"
Shortly thereafter, she quit talking to me and deleted me from facebook though. I think she found another guy to have casual sex out of state who was a friend of her friend. I think the circumstances of our particular situation made her feel dirty and used, no matter how much I told her I loved her and cared about her. I also got more and more desperate and clingy, which pushed her away even faster. It set off a massive depression which lasted for months.
It was crazy dangerous though. She could have been a murderer, a minor, my car could have broken down on the way, or the whole plan could have fallen apart right when I got there. By the way, don't ever go on porn chat roulette. Penis after penis, as well as gay guys and closet cases trying to trick you for some reason. I'm not sure if I'd do it over again and lose her, but I was probably losing her already. On the plus side, I don't have the anxiety of virginity hanging over my head anymore. She was downright gorgeous.
Word of caution: Losing your virginity to someone you love can be a great feeling, but it hurts a lot when the relationship ends.
Shortly thereafter, she quit talking to me and deleted me from facebook though. I think she found another guy to have casual sex out of state who was a friend of her friend. I think the circumstances of our particular situation made her feel dirty and used, no matter how much I told her I loved her and cared about her. I also got more and more desperate and clingy, which pushed her away even faster. It set off a massive depression which lasted for months.
It was crazy dangerous though. She could have been a murderer, a minor, my car could have broken down on the way, or the whole plan could have fallen apart right when I got there. By the way, don't ever go on porn chat roulette. Penis after penis, as well as gay guys and closet cases trying to trick you for some reason. I'm not sure if I'd do it over again and lose her, but I was probably losing her already. On the plus side, I don't have the anxiety of virginity hanging over my head anymore. She was downright gorgeous.
Word of caution: Losing your virginity to someone you love can be a great feeling, but it hurts a lot when the relationship ends.
I'm 18, and have yet to round home. I've gotten well into third before, but never managed to seal the deal. I'm not worried, I've dated quite a few women, and know of several who are interested. I'm just waiting to make sure I'm in the position where it's gonna at least mean something. Plus college will make it much easier to get away with bangin'. Although something might happen this summer...who knows?
It makes for a good story, I guess, but it really puts the saying to the test. And yes, condoms. We both were horrified at the prospect of pregnancy across state lines in a mostly secret relationship and she wasn't on birth control. I also had a fair amount of confidence she didn't have an STD from the many, many conversations we had. Before me, she had had one 17/18 year old boyfriend and 1 one night stand with another 18 / 19 year old. You aren't skype dating a dude who lives two states away if you're getting a ton of action locally.Phasmal said:
But yeah, she let me know when she had her period afterwards in one of our few post coital conversations before she pulled the trigger. I also never had any sores or infections in my "special area," so everything appears to be fine, outside of the emotional damage.
Lost mine just after my 20th birthday to one of my best friends. We started as friends with benefits, dated for 9 months, then went back to friends with benefits. Am I silly for still sleeping with my ex and first love? Probably. Do I care right now? Not really.
