Poll: Which Chaos god would you serve?

[A.A.K]

Khorne all the way.

I already fight, I might as well get boons for it.

 

[bartholen_v1legacy]

Hey guess what, I know absolutely nothing about the Warhammer series and even less about the individual players on the field and even I know that Nurgle does NOT grant immortality in a blissful disease free life.
Nurgle does the exact opposite in fact.

You're missing the point. It's not about what they really give. It's about what they offer to lure your soul into their purposes.

Seriously. 'Best Chaos God'? You guys are bloody crazy. There is no best, they are all equally insane. Picking any one of these gods would mean an eternity spent in suffering of some sort.

Foolish mortal! We offer you limitless power, yet you cling on to your false emperor in your vain hope of redemption! Prepare to feel the might of Chaos! LET THE GALAXY BURN!

 

[Radoh]

Hey guess what, I know absolutely nothing about the Warhammer series and even less about the individual players on the field and even I know that Nurgle does NOT grant immortality in a blissful disease free life.
Nurgle does the exact opposite in fact.

You're missing the point. It's not about what they really give. It's about what they offer to lure your soul into their purposes.

How could anyone be fooled by that though?
Every single person serving Nurgle is a disease ridden cess pool, seems like a pretty obvious giveaway that things are not really what they claim to be.

 

[Radoh]

Ignore triple post, I don't even know how that happened.

 

[Radoh]

Ignore triple post, I don't even know how that happened.

 

[Sunrider]

Nurgle, because I'm a greedy fucker who will eventually suffer because of it, as anyone with immortality would.

 

[Ashley Blalock]

Tzeentch for me. All the best mutations, magic, getting to manipulate others, and if you are going to be around for a very long time then acquiring more knowledge seems like the best way not to get bored.

Take two of those other gods. Eventually you've ran out of ways to lop someone's head off so you are bored looking for the next battle. Or you've stuck just about everything into everything else so you are bored looking for some new way to get your jollies. Just seems like rage and sex would always end in boredom.

Nurgle, those followers are some foul smelling things and just too damn happy for their own good. A thousand year case of the flu isn't my idea of fun.

 

[cubikill]

As a member of the Tau I find your interactions with the warp to be Incredibly foolhardy.and thoes who pledge themselves to the warp must be removed, for Coexistence is not possible. All raced Sentient races save for chaos and Orks are welcome to set aside there foolish desires and pick up the mantle if the Greater Good. I serve the Greater Good, I have no need for gods or the warp.


OT: Slaanesh; I mean of you are doomed to an Eternity of suffering and madness anyways I would rather go out in a party filled with Sex, drugs, pain and eternal longing. On second thought I'll stick with the Tau.

 

[not_the_dm]

And lo did the sixth pledge himself to the path of Malice, and with chains of the soul joined the Doomed Ones. If but five more do arise, the deep vaults of the void shall echo with the laughter of the Outcast One.

Asûẏâ, Durbud'dhi,
Kiḍigçḍitana, Dvçṣabud'dhi.

 

[Uncreation]

I prefer Malal, but he wasn't in your poll, so I voted Slaanesh which is my second choice. Also i am surprised so many others in this thread chose Malal. Thats pretty awesome, since i though he was almost completely unknown. Good to know other people choose the one true chaos god. I mean, srsly, he's the only choice for a TRUE follower of chaos, as he is clearly the most chaotic one of them all.

Slaanesh: you spend eternity being raped by daemons

Yeesssss! Sexy, delicious daemons and daemonettes. ( yumyum)

 

[Albino Boo]

As a member of the Tau I find your interactions with the warp to be Incredibly foolhardy.and thoes who pledge themselves to the warp must be removed, for Coexistence is not possible. All raced Sentient races save for chaos and Orks are welcome to set aside there foolish desires and pick up the mantle if the Greater Good. I serve the Greater Good, I have no need for gods or the warp.


OT: Slaanesh; I mean of you are doomed to an Eternity of suffering and madness anyways I would rather go out in a party filled with Sex, drugs, pain and eternal longing. On second thought I'll stick with the Tau.

You appear to have pledged your self to the chaos entity know as Bioware, the Ethereal Caste has been informed.

 

[nykirnsu]

Nurgle, those followers are some foul smelling things and just too damn happy for their own good. A thousand year case of the flu isn't my idea of fun.

On the subject of Nurgle, aren't space marines practically immortal anyway? I never quite got why they'd want to sell their soul to Nurgle.

 

[Ashley Blalock]

Nurgle, those followers are some foul smelling things and just too damn happy for their own good. A thousand year case of the flu isn't my idea of fun.

On the subject of Nurgle, aren't space marines practically immortal anyway? I never quite got why they'd want to sell their soul to Nurgle.

It's been a while since I've dipped into the mythology but if I remember correctly the uncorrupted Space Marines who serve the Emperor live for 100's of years but eventually they can die of old age. The Chaos Marines are based in a section of space where Chaos has warped the rules of time and space so the same Chaos Marine that was seen 1000 years ago can pop up without looking like they have aged a day.

 

[cubikill]

As a member of the Tau I find your interactions with the warp to be Incredibly foolhardy.and thoes who pledge themselves to the warp must be removed, for Coexistence is not possible. All raced Sentient races save for chaos and Orks are welcome to set aside there foolish desires and pick up the mantle if the Greater Good. I serve the Greater Good, I have no need for gods or the warp.


OT: Slaanesh; I mean of you are doomed to an Eternity of suffering and madness anyways I would rather go out in a party filled with Sex, drugs, pain and eternal longing. On second thought I'll stick with the Tau.

You appear to have pledged your self to the chaos entity know as Bioware, the Ethereal Caste has been informed.

The Chaos god of Bioware, They temp you with amazing entertainment experiences. You come to believe that nothing can ever go wrong, but once they set there hooks in, they disappoint you leaving you in despair for all eternity, not to mention that damn starchild will never shut up.

 

[Spade Lead]

I hate even the idea of disease or sickness, even the sight of my own phlegm or a pussy spot makes me feel a bit queasy, so "a life free of disease or sickness" sounds like a deal clincher... the "eternal pleasing comfort" is just icing on the "delicious, disease free and totally not sick or rotten in any way" cake.

Just to clarify the OPs description. Nurgle is the plague god. Servants of Nurgle become absolutely infested with disease to the point that they are only questionably alive, but they don't suffer any pain or debilitation. In fact, the experience becomes a kind of narcotic bliss to them.

The reason why they're so tough to kill is because.. well.. how do you kill something whose organs are all mushy gloop already?

Yeah, the OP's description did seem a bit too good to be true... but a bit of deception and Heresy is what you'd expect from a Heretic pawn of Chaos.

I suspect the small print to Slaanesh's "pleasure and beauty*" reads:

[small]*"Pleasure only valid if you are pleased by having your skin flayed by a beautiful** hybrid of a scorpion and tits""
**"Definition of beauty may differ from person to Deamon".[/small]

Khorne's gift of "ultimate physical prowess and power, unmatched authority and skill at arms" isn't so great either when you spend all of your life constantly mad and gotten to, and use your combat prowess beating up and mutilating corpses.

That sells it, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

 

[Albino Boo]

As a member of the Tau I find your interactions with the warp to be Incredibly foolhardy.and thoes who pledge themselves to the warp must be removed, for Coexistence is not possible. All raced Sentient races save for chaos and Orks are welcome to set aside there foolish desires and pick up the mantle if the Greater Good. I serve the Greater Good, I have no need for gods or the warp.


OT: Slaanesh; I mean of you are doomed to an Eternity of suffering and madness anyways I would rather go out in a party filled with Sex, drugs, pain and eternal longing. On second thought I'll stick with the Tau.

You appear to have pledged your self to the chaos entity know as Bioware, the Ethereal Caste has been informed.

As a member of the Tau I find your interactions with the warp to be Incredibly foolhardy.and thoes who pledge themselves to the warp must be removed, for Coexistence is not possible. All raced Sentient races save for chaos and Orks are welcome to set aside there foolish desires and pick up the mantle if the Greater Good. I serve the Greater Good, I have no need for gods or the warp.


OT: Slaanesh; I mean of you are doomed to an Eternity of suffering and madness anyways I would rather go out in a party filled with Sex, drugs, pain and eternal longing. On second thought I'll stick with the Tau.

You appear to have pledged your self to the chaos entity know as Bioware, the Ethereal Caste has been informed.

The Chaos god of Bioware, They temp you with amazing entertainment experiences. You come to believe that nothing can ever go wrong, but once they set there hooks in, they disappoint you leaving you in despair for all eternity, not to mention that damn starchild will never shut up.

The greater good dictates what colour explosions should be, that choice is clear evidence of chaos. Listen to the voice of the Ethereal caste, put aside the taint of chaos and work for the greater good.

 

[Hagi]

Hey guess what, I know absolutely nothing about the Warhammer series and even less about the individual players on the field and even I know that Nurgle does NOT grant immortality in a blissful disease free life.
Nurgle does the exact opposite in fact.

He kinda does, except for the disease-free part.

Nurgle's a bit different than the other Chaos Gods in that he's not just the God of Pestilence and Decay. He's also the god of Perseverance and Survival. Nurgle's all about the struggle for life, about overcoming hardships.

Nurgle's embodiment so to speak is someone who suffers from every difficulty imaginable yet continues on joyfully.

He grants immortality in a blissful diseased life.