Poll: Which commenter are you??

[JohnnyDelRay]

Boring, boring old standard =( Woe is me!

Actually I am also something that you haven't gotten up there, and might want to add. The angry-opinionated-ranter! In this case about the direction the games industry is headed. Not games themselves, they are definitely getting better in almost every aspect and I love 'em to bits, but just the BS that developers are trying to pull these days. Looking back on that paragraph makes me feel like a bit of a sad old git.

The escapist rules stops me from being overly antagonistic to anyone directly, or trying to be too funny either.

 

[Sovereign _909]

Standard Jester: a joke or two but it is pretty much WYSIWYG.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

I usually just go for Jester, but if I see an opportunity, I go total Ninja Troll and try to annoy the fuck out of people in subtle ways. Also, I often use Know-It-All tactics to gain said annoyance. Works like a charm.

 

[everythingbeeps]

I'm kind of the anti-know-it-all. I mercilessly attack the know-it-alls and their tendencies to try too hard, and anyone with half a brain can recognize that by doing so, I'm trying to come off as the true know-it-all.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

Mostly standard, a little bit know it all.
But mostly I'm pretty safe with my comments; I fear the ban-hammer.

 

[RatRace123]

I'm gonna go with Standard Jester Ninja Troll. That about sums up the range of comments I leave.

 

[EmzOLV]

I'm going to go with standard commenter. Although perhaps with a hint of jest. Baked for about 25-30 minutes at 200. Left to cool on a rack for 10 minutes.

Pretty standard.

 

[Ubermetalhed]

Where's the opinionated bastard option?

I'm sure everyone on here falls into that one.

 

[godevit]

Where is the Lurker option...?

 

[Mcupobob]

I would say jester/standard.

 

[albear]

I try to be Jester most of the time
but when im not i'll play standard
and on vary rare occasions troll, just cos we all need a laugh every now and then.

 

[Doclector]

Is there one for failed, grumpy jester? Because I'm that.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Jester and Know It All.
if i'm studying the subject, i'll give a tonne of opinions.

otherwise, imma be lolzy.

 

[Noyourjoanzy]

So our choices are "ass-hole", "ass-hole+", "grubs for attention" and "boring".
Because ya know, there really aren't any other people.
You're welcome.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

I consider myself a standard. It depends on what I'm commenting on really, so the know-it-all option applies to me from time to time, as well as a jester.

 

[DaWaffledude]

The know-it-all. It's generally just how I handle life.

 

[shadyh8er]

Mainly "Thumbs Up" guy, with only a small hint of Jester. I swear, every time I see that little red notification on Facebook or The Escapist, my life span increases by .00001% of a year.

 

[Arctarus'sCookie]

Probably standard since I don't comment on things (assuming it's youtube) that much.

 

[ace_of_something]

kind of a know-it-all. I will instantly let people around me know if something is inaccurate or doesn't jive thats actually if I LIKE it.
If I don't expect relentless 'jester'.

This is as far as films/movies etc.

Comments on the internet? I think the only word that applies is 'verbose'

 

[Richardplex]

Standard, anything else is accidental for me.