Since I have no idea what this alien looks like, how big it is, if it's intelligent or if its genetalia is even compatible with mine, I cannot answer that question reliably.
Poll: Would you do it with an Alien?
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So I know nothing about this alien gal who wants to do it with me, but, doing so may mutate me, diesease me, their biology is probably different from ours, and I really don't know anything about their culture (seriously they may actually eat their mates after having sex) and she doesn't know mine? No, there are just too many risks to do it out of the blue like that.
Yeah, but the xenomorphs are into you. Badum-Tish.Omikron009 said:
Seriously though, I've been raised on too many classic sci fi stories where sex with the alien chick turns you into one, or you end up with a chestburster, or whatever, for me to say yes.
Noo, I mean..what if the alien version of an orgasm is biting my face off and strangling me with my small intestine? Or worse. So, do not want.
Assuming I knew the alien and liked it for it's personality, I would ask it if it could get me pregnant or if anything bad could happen. If they say "No" Well, play the funkay music. If they say "Yes" Or "I don't know" Then nope. I'm not THAT desperate.
I'm not entirely convinced that giving birth to the Alien would be better than having it burst out of your chest anyway.Dr. Awesome Face said:
So ... rewinding back to before I had that lovely thought ...
If an alien and I fell in love and the alien wasn't allergic to latex and we were physically compatible and there weren't any barbs in it or anything nasty like that, I think I would. There'd have to be much communication going on and we'd have to take it very slowly, but yes.
Hey, advantage over the guys! Preying mantis or black widow habits wouldn't be fatal for an Earth girl!
You could bring up seahorses and say that maybe they'd have some sort of combination of that and the black widow thing, but I really don't see pregnancy as being likely even if some bleached ditz with a misspelled name decides to host an alien gang-bang for the sake of being famous. Hares and rabbits and horses and donkeys can produce (sterile / barren) offspring but as far as I know no pairing further apart than that is fertile. You don't hear of half-orangutan-half-human or half-dog-half-human despite all the weird porn out there, never mind half-dog-half-duck. If you could cast this first you wouldn't even need to worry about allergies.
Well, actually ... you would need to worry about being allergic to the alien's ejaculate, natural lubricant, blood or whatever else, wouldn't you? Okay, better wrap up after all.
Of course, all of this is assuming that the alien and I find each other "drop dead gorgeous" and ...
Okay, the blue one might stand a chance.
The Sarlac? Not really my scene.
Hmm ... alien-looking and gorgeous? Comb jelly [http://www.smashingapps.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/comb-jelly.jpg] springs to mind, with all the colours [http://204.193.113.203/ssImages/1381/combjelly.jpg], and these little guys [http://www.peabody.yale.edu/exhibits/treeoflife/images/black_and_rufous_elephant_shrews.jpg] are cute, but are any of them sexy? Maybe this [http://www.freewebs.com/alfafilly/Dusty%20-%20Drawing.jpg] pretty girl, although noone ever seems to draw them with wings and chests the size they'd need to be?
If by "alien" you mean something from Barbarella or Flash Gordon, Leia, Solo, Legolas, other humans allegedly not from Earth, Na'vi, 7 of 9, Spock, Romulans, Klingons or anything else from Star Trek that's just a human with a couple of ounces of latex and some make-up, Ewoks, Jawas or anything else that's just local kids in silly suits, Roswell Greys or anything else that's just a deformed human then you're not really asking about aliens, are you?
If you're asking "would you pose for a photographic version of a NSFW H.R.Giger drawing [http://www.hrgiger.com/amorale.htm]?" ..... no.
What if it turns you green all over, because you become photosynthetic?Scumpernickle said:
It's possible any way. There's some Rule 34 stuff of Xenomorphs... I'm ashamed to admit that some of it is good.Nouw said:
<spoiler=Xenos love?
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Depends on the alien, but if it's like a blueskinned girl with tentacles instead of hair (like Samara) probably. I mean it's more likely than me having sex with a human girl I'll tell you that!