Poll: Would you do it with an Alien?

[T-Bone24]

Depends on if she's a mammal or not.

 

[Shoqiyqa]

If it was a facehugger it could be possible...

Why would you say that?! I mean I know its true but still, if a person (like me) reads that thhe wrong way then there are some seriously fucked up mental pictures going on!

I'm not entirely convinced that giving birth to the Alien would be better than having it burst out of your chest anyway.

So ... rewinding back to before I had that lovely thought ...

If an alien and I fell in love and the alien wasn't allergic to latex and we were physically compatible and there weren't any barbs in it or anything nasty like that, I think I would. There'd have to be much communication going on and we'd have to take it very slowly, but yes.

Hey, advantage over the guys! Preying mantis or black widow habits wouldn't be fatal for an Earth girl!

You could bring up seahorses and say that maybe they'd have some sort of combination of that and the black widow thing, but I really don't see pregnancy as being likely even if some bleached ditz with a misspelled name decides to host an alien gang-bang for the sake of being famous. Hares and rabbits and horses and donkeys can produce (sterile / barren) offspring but as far as I know no pairing further apart than that is fertile. You don't hear of half-orangutan-half-human or half-dog-half-human despite all the weird porn out there, never mind half-dog-half-duck. If you could cast this first you wouldn't even need to worry about allergies.

Well, actually ... you would need to worry about being allergic to the alien's ejaculate, natural lubricant, blood or whatever else, wouldn't you? Okay, better wrap up after all.

Of course, all of this is assuming that the alien and I find each other "drop dead gorgeous" and ...

Okay, the blue one might stand a chance.

The Sarlac? Not really my scene.

Hmm ... alien-looking and gorgeous? Comb jelly [http://www.smashingapps.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/comb-jelly.jpg] springs to mind, with all the colours [http://204.193.113.203/ssImages/1381/combjelly.jpg], and these little guys [http://www.peabody.yale.edu/exhibits/treeoflife/images/black_and_rufous_elephant_shrews.jpg] are cute, but are any of them sexy? Maybe this [http://www.freewebs.com/alfafilly/Dusty%20-%20Drawing.jpg] pretty girl, although noone ever seems to draw them with wings and chests the size they'd need to be?

If by "alien" you mean something from Barbarella or Flash Gordon, Leia, Solo, Legolas, other humans allegedly not from Earth, Na'vi, 7 of 9, Spock, Romulans, Klingons or anything else from Star Trek that's just a human with a couple of ounces of latex and some make-up, Ewoks, Jawas or anything else that's just local kids in silly suits, Roswell Greys or anything else that's just a deformed human then you're not really asking about aliens, are you?

If you're asking "would you pose for a photographic version of a NSFW H.R.Giger drawing [http://www.hrgiger.com/amorale.htm]?" ..... no.

It all depends on the alien, and if I'll catch any nasties that might turn my manhood green or something.

What if it turns you green all over, because you become photosynthetic?

 

[blankedboy]

I thought you meant the Alien from Alien by the way.

Same here. *Shudder*

If it was a facehugger it could be possible...

It's possible any way. There's some Rule 34 stuff of Xenomorphs... I'm ashamed to admit that some of it is good.

 

[victoreem202]

Id totally bang a wraith queen from SG Atlantis. Not the ones with the red hair though.

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

<spoiler=Xenos love?

That's EXTRA heretical!>http://i436.photobucket.com/albums/qq84/DurrHurr/meme%20-%20copypasta/fuklaw.png

 

[Gavmando]

Hell yeah! If Captain Kirk can fuck a green chick, so can I!!!

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

hmmm, let me think about that... NOOO! the horror! D:

 

[JokerCrowe]

Depends on the alien, but if it's like a blueskinned girl with tentacles instead of hair (like Samara) probably. I mean it's more likely than me having sex with a human girl I'll tell you that!

 

[SovietSecrets]

Am I the only one who found the Necromorphs attractive? Give me one of those and I am down.

 

[Abedeus]

An Alien alien? No.

If it's something like an Asari or a woman-shaped thing - yes. Cross-species viruses don't exist, especially not for viruses from other planets.

 

[ultimateownage]

I thought you meant the Alien from Alien by the way.

Same here. *Shudder*

If it was a facehugger it could be possible...

Why would you say that?! I mean I know its true but still, if a person (like me) reads that thhe wrong way then there are some seriously fucked up mental pictures going on!

Spoiler: Ive probably been ninjad but whatever.

O.T. Probably, because when you're a teenager you pretty much want to fuck anything that moves. And if they like me and are hot, why not? Just use a condom to avoid weird space std's, and if you don't, who knows, maybe they give you superpowers.

 

[Queen Michael]

No. I want to try new stuff, sure but I also want to be able to look at myself in the mirror.
And considering the freaky aftereffects you might get from alien sex, I'll have to decline your offer.

 

[blankedboy]

I wouldn't have sex with an Alien!! thats nasty!!

I'd have sex with a Predator!

oh i thought you meant alien vs predator alien....
heck-to-the NO to that one!!

otherwise, meh.

I wouldn't have sex with an Alien!! thats nasty!!

I'd have sex with a Predator!

I hope you two realise that Alien and Predator are seperate franchises, AvP was a spin-off.

 

[Double A]

As long as they are 1) sexy and 2) their thingys don't make my thingy fall off, then yes.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Gah! F*ck! That last scene from yesterday's Doctor Who!

They better explain that with something plausable, because it was both out-of-the-blue, mildly disturbing (not that she's unpleasant or anything, it just didn't feel right in a family programme) and completley irrelevant to any plot that came before it

It was really odd

 

[zHellas]

I thought you meant the Alien from Alien by the way.

Same here. *Shudder*

That's what happens when you capitalize the word alien, unless the whole title was capitalized.

 

[Zyst]

This is why most definitely most of you haven't gotten laid. If not, it's damn close at least

 

[Lust]

I'd say why the hell not, unless it causes some universal implosion. Which I very much doubt. I would love to see a hybrid of myself with another species.