Poll: Would you eat someone?

[Pinguin]

Yes. But only if it was you.

 

[Andy Wieland]

I could totally do it but somebody would have to be singing 'Ave Maria' real loud in the background.

 

[DSK-]

I'm a survivor. If I need to eat a person to survive, I will.

Dib's on the rump.

 

[Grensen]

Do i get my choice of drink to go with it? If so yes with some lovely red wine. Delish!

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Could someone else cook 'em? I'm no good, and I don't want to go all zombie...

Also, is there a chance I could just eat 'em whole? Seems easier...

 

[Bloodstain]

I'd do it.

I always wondered how it tastes...

No, I'm not weird. Leave me alone! *runs away*

its said to taste like bacon so it could be a winner

I heard it's all oily and fatty, just like eel.

 

[teutonicman]

Only if there was a nice Chianti and some faba beans to go along with the corpse.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

If it keeps her head on straight, sure.

 

[Nazz3]

If they are already dead and I can cook them, I would eat them in a heartbeat if it meant my survival.

Me too.

And i've always wondered what human meat tastes.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I don't know, and I'd rather not know. I'll get back to you on that if I'm involved in such a situation.

 

[Nemesis729]

Maybe, If I could cook them then yes, Raw.... Id really hate it but I probably would lol

 

[PureChaos]

i would if i was hungry and desperate enough

 

[the December King]

I don't think I'm that important that I have to survive at ALL costs, but on the other hand, I wonder what I would really do, when the chips are down, and there's no hope left...

I just hope that if I do devour man- flesh, that it doesn't turn into a 'The Mist' moment. I'd elaborate, but I don't wanna ruin it for those that might want to see it.

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

When people are driven to extremes, they will do anything.

So yes. I can't say that I wouldn't if I was about to die, and there was food in the form of a fresh human carcass - I don't think I could resist... unless it was somebody I dearly loved, in which case I'd probably just slit my own throat to prevent myself from doing it.

 

[conzan]

only if I'm hungry, otherwise its just wrong

 

[Dango]

If they were dead and it was my last resort for survival, then yes I would, although I would be really ashamed about it.

 

[ARatherHandsomeGent]

yes, I would without a doubt. Infact if the chance arose, and the person hadn't been killed for it, I would try human anyway, just to see what people taste like (Most likely not very nice, but I'd like to just try).

 

[Bobzer77]

Well from personal experience, when it's cooked it doesn't look too different from other types of meat and it tastes a bit li.....

I mean from what I've read....[small]heard[/small].... [sub]digested[/sub]

*cough*

What were we talking about again?

If it meant my survival and there were no other alternatives (including grass, thank you healthy appendix)... then yes, assuming he/she was already dead.

 

[MasTerHacK]

No sense in letting a perfectly good corpse go to waste.

Exactly.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

I'd totally eat a girl.

Uh...

It took 61 posts for someone to make a dirty joke.

Looks like I'm not needed here. *Vanishes*