Poll: Would you eat someone?

[Outright Villainy]

Can I cook them?
It'd probably help with infection or just general horrible taste, or the fact that it looks like human meat. I'll pretend it's chicken!

 

[Jedamethis]

Assuming that they were already dead yes. But I don't think that I could kill someone to eat them.

Yeah, what he said.

 

[Iron Lightning]

So, would I eat a human? ehhh... Why not, all the cool species are doing it.

 

[Tourette]

If it means my survival. Hell yes.

 

[Jark212]

I have a pretty strong desire to live, so yes, I'd likely eat another human in the name of survival, but I'll probably go insane afterwords...

 

[GodofDisaster]

I would have to be really desperate, before I even consider eating another human and they would have to be dead first. I couldn't kill someone, even if it was for my own survival.

 

[IHaveNoMouth]

If there was no other alternative then sure I would. Obviously it wouldn't be something I'd do in a heartbeat; but at the end of the day I'd put my own survival first.

 

[V8 Ninja]

As long as said human was dead and the corpse wasn't infected, then I guess I'd have to. It's either two dead people or one living person, and I'd prefer the second one, especially if the living person was me.

 

[Nukey]

If they were already dead I wouldn't have any issue with it.
Hell, even if they were still alive, I'd rather eat them than die!

 

[Serge A. Storms]

Pffffft, I don't need that much motivation, I'd chow down on a good-sized individual if I missed Wednesday Wing night.

 

[Tortoiseloz]

Only if the person

A: wanted to eat me
B: they wanted to die
or C: They were made out of chocolate or bread or something

 

[child of lileth]

Hell yeah I would. Starvation isn't worth it if I can eat fresh meat of some sort. I'd have to have a way to cook it though, because i doubt raw would be any good.

I mean, who are we to say human would even taste bad or something to begin with. We could be sitting on a gold mine here, and we aren't mining it.

 

[Croaker42]

Yep......

Oh wait for survival..... Yep.

 

[Mechsoap]

rather eat the dirt on the floor, though if they already dead i would just make a nice hot meal out of them

 

[CopperBoom]

I am a vegan but *very* curious to have human flesh.
I would like it to be cooked though.
I am not a raw-foods type vegan.

Actually, deep fried would be best because I love fried things.
I do not like innerds though, the gibs.
I think I would want a deep fried penis.
No homo. (Just kidding)

Seriously though, deep fried penis seems like it would work the best.
Ears or nose would be okay but it is all cartilage.

 

[Harlemura]

I doubt I'd even consider them edible. It's a dead human being, not a meal.
That's how I'm guessing I'd view it anyway. I might think differently if I was actually put in that situation but, if I'm lucky, I'll never find out.

Spoiler: I'm certainly no Painis Cupcake...

I'm sorry, I thought of it when I saw the thread title, I didn't want to let the joke, no matter how bad it is, go to waste!

 

[Jedoro]

No

I've gone a decent amount of time without food, and I wouldn't be able to live with myself knowing I ate another human being. I don't care if he or she was already dead, I wouldn't do it.

 

[Theninja'skatana]

If i didn't like them then after three days they're my dinner Otherwise It might take some butter and cooking.
Eugh..Now I can't eat with other people in the room Thanks.

 

[jawg_t-j]

probably not id be distugusted by the idea and by the time im too hugry to care it probably would have gone rotten or i would have disposed of it

 

[Grey_Focks]

Nope. Reasons!

1) You NEVER eat something that dies naturally, ever. Seriously, this will fuck you up so much it's not even funny.

2) I'd also never kill someone with the intention of eating them, which is just beyond wrong.

3)...I just wouldn't. Seriously, how would you be able to go on living knowing that you had to eat another human being, someone who once had thoughts, dreams, hopes, a family, etc? I know I just wouldn't be able to do it, and I'd rather die with my humanity intact.