Poll: Would you enjoy the universe if it turned into an anime?

[Shoggoth2588]

I would likely bleed out on a daily bases what with all of the suddenly huge breasts surrounding me. Other than that it'd be nice to know that my limits as a human would be striped away. Or maybe I'll forget about being an esper and look for Pokemon! Actually if all anime rules apply than I guess I can get into super villainy. Not the really bad kind, I'll just stalk and shibari-up random chicks over-and-over until I have a sort of friendship with them or my encounters become routine. Mmmm...delicious shibari...

 

[Jessta]

Wait... so it would involve the rules of ALL the anime universes? because anime universes have like no laws of physics and others are pretty much down on the ground, like what power level of anime are we talking here? like... Death note where everyone is just basic people but there are powers out there you can pick up along the way, or Dragon ball where you are either born as a godlike planet destroying monster or your a piece of shit human like Krillin where no matter how hard you work no one will give a fuck about you?
Or is it some place in between like Kino's universe where its all fairly close to basic real life logic but with some interesting inventions thrown in?
I would have fun in a world like Kino's journey, I wouldn't have a lot of fun in a world like Berserk or Dragon ball, in fact I think I would suffer from permanent depression in those kinds of worlds.

 

[Ham_authority95]

Would you enjoy the universe if it turned into an anime? the universe would not just look like an anime, but it would act like an anime, an follow all the rules of anime. for example: every single anime trope would be as real as physics, etc. you get the idea?

let's also discuss what such a universe would entail, and it's rules, limits, or lack thereof.

you might want to take this quiz too:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/view/121-What-JRPG-Character-Type-Are-You

No. Anime is too full of misogyny, annoying hyperactive kids, and pointless fighting for my taste.

 

[Grey_Focks]

Can't say that I would. Really don't enjoy anime, and turning the universe into an anime would just be a hellish nightmare.

 

[Wereduck]

As soon as the mechas start walking out of the factory I'm off to join the army / space-vy / wherever I can get hooked up with the giant robots and catgirls.

 

[LordFisheh]

Oh god. Everything would be so silly and over the top... D: And the hair, the hair!

 

[Alssadar]

Oh dear. That's way too much hentai...
Yeah. I think I'd have fun being able to jump fifty thousand feet in the sky, pilot robot mechas (as I am in High School, it's a natural trait developed then), and all the swords I can use because I am now an automatic badass.
But it'd be horribly cliche with ecchi, friendship and half of people would be depressed hero/anti-heroes. And no one would die, even when they're decapitated for the 40000th time.

 

[Ragnarok185]

HELL YES!!. Anime FTW.

 

[Dragonforce525]

No, everyone would look identical except for absolutely ridiculous hair.

And after every sentence people would gasp with their mouths wide open in shock for 10 seconds.

I would enjoy all women wearing revealing outfits, but my hatred for everything else anime would make me shoot myself so I wouldn't be able to enjoy it for long.

 

[Hectix777]

NO!!!!!! NO, nope, nyhet, nine, not happenin'. Comics, eff yes; Cartoons, eff yeah; Video Games, oh you better believe it honey child; anime, no! I do not want to be surrounded by whiney emo brats, horny schoolgirls, women that string me along, giant bloody robots, demons, ninjas, and other tropes synonymous with anime. Including that one guy who is always happy, if it was an anime world I would start everyday with a good supplex. And before you say," No willing schoolgirls? What are you gay?" No I'm not ya homophobe. I appreciate a girl that takes time to win over, that relationship has to be built first before I can cross the bridge. Sure I want excitement in my life but I don't want androgynous teen angst being the center point! Not all anime is like this, I know. I like Ghost in the Shell and stuff like that, serious stuff with a serious world that has serious flesh and addresses serious issues, I'm s00per srs bra!1! Long story short: No, never, and I will beat the man senseless if they wish for this and this wish comes true.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

No way, I'd probably die very quickly if such a thing happened.

cliches around every corner,

Oh come on, it's not like N. American based media is any better in that regard. Just because the cliches are different doesn't mean there's any more or less of them.

 

[Pegghead]

A universe where fat neck-beards and whiney "otakus" would instantly gain a handle on things and, in turn, rise up as the rulers of the universe?

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[Vykrel]

pro: every girl would have MASSIVE boobs

con: theyd all be incredibly annoying

its just not worth it

 

[LetalisK]

No, I'd eat a bullet. I would never want to live in that universe.

 

[GigaHz]

I'd probably kill myself, or everyone I met.

Everyone would talk with such an annoying cadence, Women would have unrealistic proportions, Animation (or reality as we would perceive it) would be repetitious and choppy, People would get into over-the-top fights sprinkled with unnecessary effects, for incredibly stupid reasons, and last but not least, People would spend 15 minutes at a time explaining their actions and thoughts before doing ANYTHING.

That sounds like a terrible reality I would never want to be a part of, unless I had a hand in destroying it.

 

[Plazmatic]

Would you enjoy the universe if it turned into an anime? the universe would not just look like an anime, but it would act like an anime, an follow all the rules of anime. for example: every single anime trope would be as real as physics, etc. you get the idea?

let's also discuss what such a universe would entail, and it's rules, limits, or lack thereof.

you might want to take this quiz too:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/view/121-What-JRPG-Character-Type-Are-You

Would you enjoy the universe if it turned into an anime? the universe would not just look like an anime, but it would act like an anime, an follow all the rules of anime. for example: every single anime trope would be as real as physics, etc. you get the idea?

let's also discuss what such a universe would entail, and it's rules, limits, or lack thereof.

you might want to take this quiz too:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/view/121-What-JRPG-Character-Type-Are-You

yeah a quiz that makes your computer lock up and give you a white screen while also attempting to give you a virus, nice job! was that script exploit easy to find?

 

[Soluncreed]

I'd probably be the perverted comic relief guy.

and i'd be the mysterious rival, so says this quiz: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/view/121-What-JRPG-Character-Type-Are-You

I'm apparently the sex symbol.....

 

[PUR3_GAM3R33]

Being able to do all the crazy **** I've always dreamed of doing?

Oh,You bet your *** I'll enjoy myself!

 

[cainx10a]

The world of Berserk would be a nice change, then again I have a little something for dark fantasies. Or the Gundam UC's timeline wouldn't be so bad. And for goofiness, Gintama's world would be so damn sweet to wake up to lol.

 

[Darren716]

Hell no I could not deal with all the winy little bitches for their over compensating swords. Not to mention the school girls getting raped by tenticals would not be somthing I would like to witness on a daily basis.