Poll: Would you rather sleep with Chell or Samus?

[Imp_Emissary]

Samus, hands down, sorry Chell, your game may be better, but I have no idea what you look like. I didn't even know Chell was a girl for like 3 months of playing Portal.

What?! You never saw her, in 3 months? Didn't you ever use that 2 portal trick in a corner to look at yourself?
You know what's real funny about that? In the first game Samus was in, no one found out she was a she until the very end of the game. Ha!

 

[zombones]

Noooooo ;] ;]

 

[pppppppppppppppppp]

There should really be a third option for this poll. Something like "I don't ponder the do-ability of the silent, barely visible female protagonists in my videogames."

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying I'm above ogling female characters, but you barely see Chell and Samus anyway and they never talk...

 

[dfphetteplace]

Samus. I think she might be a lot of fun in bed.

 

[zombones]

This is like kinda weird. I mean they are video game characters. How about we go out and find real women to have a relationship with. Not talking about if you would fuck Chell or Sammus.


Edit: BUUUT if a gun was to my head I would pick Chell

Did someone hold a gun to your head to make you give an answer? If so wink twice.
Like this.

NOOOOOOO no way ;] ;]

 

[Twilight_guy]

I would answer but the feminist in me won't allow it. As a result I will just say that this is an odd question since both characters have shown very little personality due to their not have dialogue and both tend to spend most of their games hidden (Samus in armor Chell by the camera). Its hard to make a judgement when both characters are largely undefined and nebulous.

 

[MrA]

Samus. I like the blondes. And that whip! kinky.

 

[Farther than stars]

Oh wow, I've been given the choice between brain-damaged and slightly more brain-damaged. I'd still go for Chell though, because at least she can't talk. Yeah, she can't make a sound during sex, but at least I wouldn't run the risk of her narrating the experience. >.>
Even if I could choose both, I'd probably still ask Samus to leave - not that she herself would ever want to have sex with me unless I was wearing an Adam mask. =/

 

[Farther than stars]

Why is Alyx Vance not in this poll?

Because then the abscence of votes in the other two sections would make the poll redundant. And it's supposed to be a dilmna. Like I said, the option between brain-damamged and slightly more brain-damaged is a far trickier one.

I would answer but the feminist in me won't allow it. As a result I will just say that this is an odd question since both characters have shown very little personality due to their not have dialogue and both tend to spend most of their games hidden (Samus in armor Chell by the camera). Its hard to make a judgement when both characters are largely undefined and nebulous.

Either you're employing a double standard or feminist isn't the term you're looking for. Suppose that it were men in question. If you would be fine answering that poll, then that would be a double standard. If you still wouldn't vote, then your objection with this poll isn't based on the subject matter being women specifically and therefore doesn't apply to feminism.

 

[Sansha]

Chell, because she never gives up. You'll never leave unsatisfied, and I like a girl who isn't afraid to fly without wings.

 

[slightly evil]

I think Chell needs some love at this point

 

[DaphneRose]

Probably Chell. She probably cuddles better and afterwards we'll use the portal gun for crazy rom-com shenanigans.

 

[Tharwen]

Samus.

Wait... the Nintendo version or the DeviantArt version?

This doesn't seem like a degrading thread to post in at all!

But uh, why is Chell intelligent? She signed her life away to some science lab that does all kinds of crazy and dangerous experiments, probably because she was a homeless person.

Spoiler: Portal 2 spoilers

She was the daughter of an Aperture Science employee and was captured by GLaDOS on Bring Your Daughter To Work Day when GLaDOS killed everyone.

There's also a theory that Chell is Cave Johnson's biological daughter but he had her adopted by the aforementioned employee.

Of course, that probably only makes sense if you've played Portal 2. Have you?

 

[buffalodriver87]

considering i compared the collections on rule 34:
i'ma go with chell ^_^

 

[Veldel]

Samus shes super fit and has one nice body and she looks very flexable among other things and with her not being pure human id say some stuff could be even better.

 

[pretzil]

Why isn't GLaDOS an option?

 

[crop52]

Man, samus is totally hotter than chell, but I'd much rather sleep with chell, just cause.

 

[Timmehexas]

Since I don't like either answer I'm going to cheat and go with Captain Jack Harkness.

 

[tycho0042]

I'd go samus. even if other m ruined her she's still more attractive to me

 

[Chris646]

If I'm remembering correctly, Chell might have a slight case of severe brain damage, might be missing a few teeth and is possibly deaf. I'll have to go with Samus.