Poll: Would you rather sleep with Chell or Samus?

[Firetaffer]

Why is Chell the intelligent choice?

Sure, she solved puzzles, but so did pretty much everyone else in this forum that has played Portal 2. Samus at least has some sort of backstory.

and dat ass.

 

[Mischa87]

Samus all the way, this girl loves her some powerful women, mreow. Also, you're a pig for making this thread, heh

 

[Kahunaburger]

You see - questions and polls like this? This is why we as the internet can't have good things.

HEY GUISE WHICH OF THESE TWO ICONIC FEMALE CHARACTERS THAT ARE PRIMARILY PRESENTED AS SOMETHING OTHER THAN A SEX OBJECT* WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE SECKS WITH??1??

Seriously, wtf?

*Other M never happened, and Samus doesn't take off her clothes if you speedrun. Any rumors you may hear to the contrary are horrible, horrible lies.

 

[kickyourass]

Samus, hands down, sorry Chell, your game may be better, but I have no idea what you look like. I didn't even know Chell was a girl for like 3 months of playing Portal.

What?! You never saw her, in 3 months? Didn't you ever use that 2 portal trick in a corner to look at yourself?
You know what's real funny about that? In the first game Samus was in, no one found out she was a she until the very end of the game. Ha!

No, actually I was much more focused on getting through one particularly dfficult level without cheating. I only ever found out she was female when I looked her up on valve's wiki. And even then her picture refused to load, it's like the world is activly trying to keep me from seeing what she looks like.

 

[mike141]

chell because she seems the most normal samus may have a breakdown because all shes been through and well i just plain like chell better

 

[Anthony Abney]

Chell, 3 reasons

1. as one of the other people said, she seems like the intelligent type

2. no talking = no nagging

3. Samus' armor looks like a ***** to take off

 

[dorkette1990]

Samus. She looks like a lady in control (ifyaknowwhatImean)

 

[ScarlettRage]

If I Was A lesbian, or Bi... then Samus.

 

[liamwazhere]

Now that's a very odd question for a forum.

And why is that?

Because it is random, for one if stupid posts like this should go anywhere it should be to off topic. And this is a stupid for many reasons, information gathered is not useful, the discussions that could spring up from your posts could not possibly create interesting/thoughtful ideas and viewpoints that are interesting think about. Nothing is gained from reading anything in this post. And any post like it!

 

[infohippie]

I'll have to choose Chell, because people with brain damage are the real heroes in the end, aren't they? Brave.

 

[BrionJames]

Are you trying to say the Chell is more intelligent than an intergalactic bounty hunter? A person who has traversed space and lived to tell about it? As far as this guys concerned, Samus is not only way hotter but also would have more shit to talk about. For me, make mine a Samus.

 

[InsanityMan]

I would- Wait, why the hell am I divulging this information? It won't further the cure for cancer or something. Jesus, why would I ever answer this, you social rejects.


(For the record, neither.)

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Neither becuase I'm a woman...

Solid Snake or Gordon Freeman? (maybe not the best equivalent but just something off the top of my head)

rofl

What lady could resist the Freeman. Plus he's a Doctor...not much of a conversationalist though.

Are you crazy? Solid Snake, the name says it all!

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Neither becuase I'm a woman...

Solid Snake or Gordon Freeman? (maybe not the best equivalent but just something off the top of my head)

rofl

What lady could resist the Freeman. Plus he's a Doctor...not much of a conversationalist though.

Are you crazy? Solid Snake, the name says it all!

Yeah but isn't he like...ancient. Not sure he could keep up with me

I'll have to choose Chell, because people with brain damage are the real heroes in the end, aren't they? Brave.

Offtopic I love your avatar, Oh piggy you so crazy!

 

[Genixma]

Neither becuase I'm a woman...

This is the 21st century being male or female doesn't excuse this discussion.
Example:

If I Was A lesbian, or Bi... then Samus.

Now then my answer:
Both. I'd do them both.

 

[WaderiAAA]

If we are talking pre-Other M Samus, then her, if we are talking Other M Samus...

I don't know, Chell seems to have some issues, so I'd be worried about what psychological effect the sex might have on her, so possibly neither.

 

[thePyro_13]

Samus, she looks better, hell she's just all around better. Less easily manipulated, has a good career.

 

[Treeinthewoods]

Now that's a very odd question for a forum.

And why is that?

Because it is random, for one if stupid posts like this should go anywhere it should be to off topic. And this is a stupid for many reasons, information gathered is not useful, the discussions that could spring up from your posts could not possibly create interesting/thoughtful ideas and viewpoints that are interesting think about. Nothing is gained from reading anything in this post. And any post like it!

Oh lordy, a funny little poll about video game characters on a video game forum... people might be having fun when we should all be arguing about DRM and piracy and other serious stuff. Loosen up!

Back to the OP - I'd pick Chell but cheat on her with Samus. When Chell found out and tried to do anything Samus would kill her. End result, I've slept with both and get Samus to keep. It makes sense to me at least.

 

[BanthaFodder]

well, there's the possibility that Chell is mentally handicapped (hence why she never talks and jumps when prompted to say "apple"). if that's not illegal, it's certainly immoral, so I'll go with Samus

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Neither becuase I'm a woman...

This is the 21st century being male or female doesn't excuse this discussion.
Example:

If I Was A lesbian, or Bi... then Samus.

Now then my answer:
Both. I'd do them both.

Erm...but I wouldn't. Because I'm not gay. So I was being honest :|