Poll: Would you rather sleep with Chell or Samus?
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i'll wait until other m is declared non-canon. otherwise... chell i guess?
damn, these are the questions that need to be asked.
damn, these are the questions that need to be asked.
Samus times 1000. I actually expected it to be 90:10 for Samus but thats actually more even that I thought. Chell is nice but..just nice. Samus is mmmm.
I haven't played Other M, so when I say Samus, I mean the classic Samus, not the Other M version. Incredibly good looking and very, VERY intelligent. You can't wipe out so many space pirate infested areas and kill so many huge monster with just skill without having the intelligence to back it up.
samus. i have played the gba(fusion and zero mission) and metroid primes(beat 1 and 3 never had motivation to beat 2) before but i never played portal before so i don't know much about cell's character or appearance. in fact all i know about chell is that she has a portal gun.
in fact not can be said about samus character either but you can infer she is at least brave enough to fight space pirates.
the positive about samus is she is flexible
edit: i saw some of other m's cut Cutscenes on youtube and let make this samus pre other m. just because i don't want to hear about her history with adam and her voice sort of meh
http://metroid.wikia.com/wiki/Metroid_endings
in fact not can be said about samus character either but you can infer she is at least brave enough to fight space pirates.
the positive about samus is she is flexible
edit: i saw some of other m's cut Cutscenes on youtube and let make this samus pre other m. just because i don't want to hear about her history with adam and her voice sort of meh
that's why zero suit samus exists. when in zero suit she wears a blue skintight full-body jumpsuit and in earlier metroid games samus just had a bikini.Irony said:
http://metroid.wikia.com/wiki/Metroid_endings
Samus can curl up into a ball, flexibility counts for a lot.
TBH though, I wouldn't pick Chell, and Samus I would try for more of a relationship rather than simply sleeping with.
Also don't forget Portal 2 Chell is Brain damaged, not just mute when she tries to talk she jumps, god knows what else is wrong lol.
TBH though, I wouldn't pick Chell, and Samus I would try for more of a relationship rather than simply sleeping with.
Also don't forget Portal 2 Chell is Brain damaged, not just mute when she tries to talk she jumps, god knows what else is wrong lol.
ya sure? Chell can't speak. When prompted to talk in Portal 2 she jumps instead. I don't think she's the intellectual choice at all, but rather the choice of a person who figures a knee-jerk (presumably Chell's "no") is good enough for consent.FPSMadPaul said:
I'd go with Samus. She is a more developed character (I'm ignoring Other M. I've neither played it, nor do I think I will any time soon) and she is actually very good looking.
Getting back to reality; neither actually exists. :/
As a future doctor (albeit not of theoretical physics) that's music to my ears. Hark!xXxJessicaxXx said:
I wonder who the male equivalent of Chell is..?
Nether.
Ok if you put a gun to my head I would go with Samus.
(sleeping is all that will be going on)
Ok if you put a gun to my head I would go with Samus.
(sleeping is all that will be going on)
I dunno, cannot I not have both? Samus, I guess, then. Just seems wrong to sleep with someone who has brain damage.
I'd have to pick Chell, but it's a really close call.
I wouldn't mind sleeping with Samus, but there's this fear of mine that if I pissed her off in any way she'd somehow morph into her Morph Ball form and trap my junk in there. :/
That'd be somewhat freaky and, yet, completely hilarious imagining someone screaming in pain trying to get their genitalia free from Samus' Morph Ball. Oh man, just had this thought - imagine she set a power bomb after 'attaching' herself to you. When it went off, you wouldn't know whether you were comin' or goin'! *runs away for fear of reprisal*
I wouldn't mind sleeping with Samus, but there's this fear of mine that if I pissed her off in any way she'd somehow morph into her Morph Ball form and trap my junk in there. :/
That'd be somewhat freaky and, yet, completely hilarious imagining someone screaming in pain trying to get their genitalia free from Samus' Morph Ball. Oh man, just had this thought - imagine she set a power bomb after 'attaching' herself to you. When it went off, you wouldn't know whether you were comin' or goin'! *runs away for fear of reprisal*
The biggest problem I have with Chell is that she is, canonically, stubborn off the charts, and thus probably won't listen to anything I say. It's not that I mind being on the bottom, but once in while I'd like some input into what we do. Yes, dear, that IS fun, but I read about this other position that - no? Oh, come on - what, again? *sigh*
Plus, I don't really find Chell all that attractive. She's got kind of a "hoss face".
Samus at least has the chance of being a little more cooperative, and I find her much prettier. I liked her original Metroid Prime hairstyle better than the crazy anime ponytail she's been sporting lately, though.
(Please note that I regard Other M as a piece of Space Pirate propaganda and therefore do not work it into my mental calculations of Samus.)
Plus, I don't really find Chell all that attractive. She's got kind of a "hoss face".
Samus at least has the chance of being a little more cooperative, and I find her much prettier. I liked her original Metroid Prime hairstyle better than the crazy anime ponytail she's been sporting lately, though.
(Please note that I regard Other M as a piece of Space Pirate propaganda and therefore do not work it into my mental calculations of Samus.)
