Poll: Would you rather sleep with Chell or Samus?

[slacker09]

Samus. To quote my favorite anime hero:

I love the kind of girl who can kick my ass.

Same, both from the fact that you picked Samus and the fact that you used a quote from one of my favorite fictional characters, anime or otherwise.

 

[Chicago Ted]

Chell in a Samus suit. Also, I'd be in a bear suit.

you need some help

And i wouldnt do neither.

So, you'd do both then?...

Honestly, I'm just surprised by the amount of attention this has gotten. There's no discussion or anything really going on here, just people saying 'I'd do that one' in a single line or two.

 

[NotYetForsaken]

Samus. Just, well, she's Samus. Chell is great but only on a friend-basis. Samus is someone I would gladly base my life around. ^^

 

[xXAsherahXx]

I choose Chell because I've actually had a good look at her (haven't played Other M). She pretty nice looking to be honest. She's also the silent type, which is a plus.

 

[XxMLGxX]

I'm sorry i am a straight person so I would obviously go for chell because shes the only girl. this is a very one sided question in my opinion because the only people who like boys and girls can choose and im not bein mean im sayin real facts

ummm Samus is a woman too. and if you're trying to troll it's an extremely blatant attempt that was not successful because i have just called you out on it.

Im not bein blatant im sory i didnt buy other m but ive looked and it and she IS hot- im probably gonna go get it tomorrow

but id still do chell becaus she has yams

 

[Micalas]

Chell in a Samus suit. Also, I'd be in a bear suit.

you need some help

And i wouldnt do neither.

Naaaah. It was a joke

Also, you just said you'd do both. Double negative.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Now that's a very odd question for a forum.

Oh, please. No question is too weird for an internet forum.

I'd go with Chell, just because I've never really been big on the whole "chicks who can kick my ass with one arm tied behind their backs" thing. Kind of why I wasn't all that attracted to Zoe in Firefly.

Also... well, we all know the stereotype of how white guys are prone to "yellow fever". I'm sorry to say that I play said stereotype completely straight.

 

[zombones]

This is like kinda weird. I mean they are video game characters. How about we go out and find real women to have a relationship with. Not talking about if you would fuck Chell or Sammus.


Edit: BUUUT if a gun was to my head I would pick Chell

 

[Ruedyn]

I'd like to see Samus' other zero suit (too lazy to see if anyone used that shitty joke yet)... I need a shower.

 

[zelda2fanboy]

Samus seems emotionally needy. Constantly vying for approval. Following bureaucracy and orders. (Yes, Metroid Other M is canon, so don't ***** at me. Besides, that game was great). Chell is also more physically attractive to me, and based off of a real life model that a person could (and probably is) actually having sex with. Let's not forget that that character may have spent her entire life inside of Aperture. This is fucked up, but Chell might be more easily talked into doing it.

 

[Kevin Maccaull]

Samus from Metroid prime yes Samus from the other M NO

 

[Nightvalien]

where's the threesome option?

 

[thiosk]

Samus can roll up into a ball and screw attack.

Come to daddy.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

I think i'd go with Chell, I imagine the portal gun could be used for some rather... kinky stuff.

I would say Chell too.

Also, I really hope you mean the portals, not the actual portal gun, because as we were all told; "Do NOT touch the operational end of the device."

 

[Lynx]

Samus Aran. She's strong, fast, flexible and mysterious.
And also, to me she will always be the SNES Samus.

 

[ks1234]

I would choose Samus.

I would choose Pikachu!

 

[Imp_Emissary]

This is like kinda weird. I mean they are video game characters. How about we go out and find real women to have a relationship with. Not talking about if you would fuck Chell or Sammus.


Edit: BUUUT if a gun was to my head I would pick Chell

Did someone hold a gun to your head to make you give an answer? If so wink twice.
Like this.

 

[uzo]

Samus strikes me as being noisy as all hell.

I'd sleep with Chell.

She wouldn't wake me up.

 

[kickyourass]

Samus, hands down, sorry Chell, your game may be better, but I have no idea what you look like. I didn't even know Chell was a girl for like 3 months of playing Portal.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

Samus seems emotionally needy. Constantly vying for approval. Following bureaucracy and orders. (Yes, Metroid Other M is canon, so don't ***** at me. Besides, that game was great). Chell is also more physically attractive to me, and based off of a real life model that a person could (and probably is) actually having sex with. Let's not forget that that character may have spent her entire life inside of Aperture. This is fucked up, but Chell might be more easily talked into doing it.

That could just as easily make it harder for someone to "get Chell". I mean how trusting would you be if the only thing you most recently had any interaction with was a psychotic super computer that has been trying to kill you with traps?