You know where to find me!The Youth Counselor said:You know, I'd think both of them would make a good match for Gordon Freeman.
They could also make a good couple themselves. Or a triple. I'm gonna write some fan fiction now.
Did she?Wolfram01 said:This doesn't seem like a degrading thread to post in at all!
But uh, why is Chell intelligent? She signed her life away to some science lab that does all kinds of crazy and dangerous experiments, probably because she was a homeless person.
Obviously I'd take the bounty hunter.
Also chell is an androidAgDr_ODST said:I'll go with the Samus that I knew and loved before Team Ninja fucked her up so badly in Other M[footnote]which like most of u I don't count as canon as far as her story goes[/footnote]. Main reasons being that A) Samus looks damn good in that Zero suit, so she's bound to look even better naked B) shes bound to be flexible and capable of some crazy, and incredibly kinky stuff C) the mutes are far more likely to be screamers in the sack. Rational behind rejecting Chell: A) ability to solve portal puzzles and out wit Glados doesn't mean she's intelligent in other areas B) I can't help but be stuck on her Portal 1 look and she didn't look the least bit attractive in that game C) we(or atleast I) know little to nothing about her background
Android2137 said:Did she?Wolfram01 said:This doesn't seem like a degrading thread to post in at all!
But uh, why is Chell intelligent? She signed her life away to some science lab that does all kinds of crazy and dangerous experiments, probably because she was a homeless person.
Obviously I'd take the bounty hunter.
It's implied that she's the daughter of an employee brought on "Bring your Daughter to Work Day". Mind you though, by extention that means she was likely never educated beyond that age, but my point is that she didn't volunteer for this.
Well then at least she's free to use her mouth for....... other purposes.katboii said:Chell cute, intelligent and fit. not the big talker... and... that's about it