Poll: Yelling at inaminate objects?

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Madshaw

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i shout at myself when im drunk, and i talk to things when i get too tired, asking them nicely to just work, when things go wrong i swear at myself instead, i thank the tool for helping me do it right
 

quiet_samurai

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I'm constantly yelling at my 360, it likes to mess with me sometimes and say the disk is unreadable.
 

_Janny_

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I once yelled at my frying pan to shut up... it was sizzling, the poor thing did have a point...
 

GrinningManiac

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I go one step further: I assault them.

When in a bad mood, I often stomp upstairs and shoulderbarge the banister. Out of angst and rage, I punch the banister. This REALLY hurts, so my insticts are to punch it again out of rage, which REALLY hurts, so I do it again.

heh, stoopid
 

Get Jiggy

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Wilfy said:
My computer when it takes too long to load.
Or when it makes that annoying little tune whenever it turns on or off. Same with my phone. You turned on or off, big fucking deal, you don't need a victory tune!
Thats nothing my phone actually bleeps and lights up once an hour when the battery is running low, I yell at it for being stupid, if the battery has nearly run out why don't you just shut the hell up and conserve it rather than telling me about thE BLOODY THING!!!
 

bob-2000

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When i get really, really bored I start talking to inanimate objects (surprisingly entertaining).
 

crazy-j

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i usually dont yell, thats only if there is no one around and im very angry. usually i just whisper a steady stream of the darkest curses and threats i can think of, and sometimes slam my fist to show it im serious. by now my computer would have killed itself if it was human
 

esperandote

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only when people is around...

i even show my finger at my psp whenever i lose at rockband xD
 

BakaMick

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My computer screen and I have fights, because mine is an old minitor i have given it more than one "Falcon Punches" and usualy end up hurting myself.

When I am drunk, the door is a loud scarcastic git, my coffee table kicks me, my toilet is my best friend, and the next moring the bacon and frying pan call to me in a sultry duet that is irriststable.
 

WittyName

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My wardrobe door does attract a fair amount of punches.

Trouble is, no matter how often I hurt myself doing it, I never seem to learn not to hit it again..

:D
 

Ridonculous_Ninja

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I whisper death threats to my Game Consoles.

ALL THE TIME.

Yelling only sometimes though, mostly when I play Mario Kart, DAMN YOU BLUE SHELLS!

I WILL KILL YOU INVENTOR OF THE BLUE SHELL!

Seriously, that doesn't help the guy who fired the blue shell, it just wrecks you when you try to get 3 star ratings.
 

ErGo

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I don't really yell at my computer, that would be kinda awkward ... I do swear at it though.