Skynet - I will make myself a cyborg (like Marcus in the newest film), I will then join with skynet becoming one and the same, so no usurping.
Of course if it were my actual army of choice, I would use an army of overly sexualized beautiful girls aged 16-28 wearing skimpy outfits, for various reasons...
1. I'm Evil, I can drop all social pretence and rules and just be unapologetically sexist. An army of beautiful women obeying their superior male leader is very good for the mega-ego.
2. There can be only one alpha male. The rest need to be crushed.
3. They would be able to infiltrate pretty much any country easy enough "hiding in plain sight" sort of thing.
4. They would be excellent at distracting and stealth killing most military personnel.
5. My cooking and cleaning would be covered.
6. Having to fight an entire army of "synchronized" female soldiers every 4 weeks will spread the kind of fear to my enemies the way no other army could.
7. I want to be able to boast have screwed an entire army of beautiful women, and you know actually screw the entire army of beautiful women too.
... and I could go on and on.
Of course if it were my actual army of choice, I would use an army of overly sexualized beautiful girls aged 16-28 wearing skimpy outfits, for various reasons...
1. I'm Evil, I can drop all social pretence and rules and just be unapologetically sexist. An army of beautiful women obeying their superior male leader is very good for the mega-ego.
2. There can be only one alpha male. The rest need to be crushed.
3. They would be able to infiltrate pretty much any country easy enough "hiding in plain sight" sort of thing.
4. They would be excellent at distracting and stealth killing most military personnel.
5. My cooking and cleaning would be covered.
6. Having to fight an entire army of "synchronized" female soldiers every 4 weeks will spread the kind of fear to my enemies the way no other army could.
7. I want to be able to boast have screwed an entire army of beautiful women, and you know actually screw the entire army of beautiful women too.
... and I could go on and on.