Poll: You die...
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Well it's an interesting question, but the theologian in me is groaning from the complete theological absurdity of it all...
But playing along, God is more powerful than Satan: Satan is, after all, a created being, a fallen angel, completely lacking in the powers and attributes of God. So I'm definitely siding with God on this one, 'cause I don't know about you, but I'm not a big fan of getting tossed in the Lake of Fire after the events of Revelation.
But playing along, God is more powerful than Satan: Satan is, after all, a created being, a fallen angel, completely lacking in the powers and attributes of God. So I'm definitely siding with God on this one, 'cause I don't know about you, but I'm not a big fan of getting tossed in the Lake of Fire after the events of Revelation.
Angel. But I don't think I'd kill the people horrifically, I'd just do some angel-magic shit and make it seem like a dream (I get magic, right?). I'd have to mess with clocks and stuff, but I don't want to kill them.
But what if they die and become angels because an angel killed them? Or if demons are like vampires and can make humans into demons... In that case, I'd kill them. Do I grow scales if I choose demon? Do I get bat wings? If I'm a angel, I stay human and get bird wings, right? Can I choose the bird?
... Fuck that, I just choose angels. And besides, I'm sure God wouldn't want us killing the humans. The good ones are supposed to already have been zapped to Heaven to avoid the war.
Wait, that means only the bad ones could be on Earth and fighting... Guess that makes it okay! Angel, then!
And aren't we more, you know, valkyries and not angels?
But what if they die and become angels because an angel killed them? Or if demons are like vampires and can make humans into demons... In that case, I'd kill them. Do I grow scales if I choose demon? Do I get bat wings? If I'm a angel, I stay human and get bird wings, right? Can I choose the bird?
... Fuck that, I just choose angels. And besides, I'm sure God wouldn't want us killing the humans. The good ones are supposed to already have been zapped to Heaven to avoid the war.
Wait, that means only the bad ones could be on Earth and fighting... Guess that makes it okay! Angel, then!
And aren't we more, you know, valkyries and not angels?
Demon. I get the same powers but none of the hassle of trying to stop demons every minute of the day.
Demon, and then both parties will realize their mistake when I start taking back my domain after being locked up in a mortal body for so long! [insert evil laughter here]
