Poll: You die...

[The Maddest March Hare]

Fallen Angel. Then I can be incredibly angry and violent, and have black feathered wings rather than those stupid torn bat crap the demons get. Oh, and I can have a moody backstory and a grudge against the other angels.

Yeah. That'd be cool.

 

[lwm3398]

Also,you aren't training.

I... Know...

Why would we be training? I mean, having soldiers with infinite respawns pretty much means they don't need training, just throw them out to the field and let them figure it out.

Also:

A demon, cause they would get to have more sex...

Who said angels had to be virgins? I see no commandment against sex.

2. Angels have no sex organs.

Jesus Christ, guys! Angels aren't asexual!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

I would become the dark angel, if i got bored i could just become a fallen.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I'll side with the Angels, but only on the condition that I get to control them from a distance, by using a golden PSP.

 

[Zorg Machine]

If I still my own personality and if I get a blank sate to do whatever I feel like as long as we complete our objectives then I would choose angel. If you really think about it then all demons are creations by an angel so logically angels are better.

if I had to become super rigid and solemn to become an angel then I would rather become a demon.

 

[Sam G]

Ahem. What if you were cremated?

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[llew]

demon... id come back as dante incarnate

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Also,you aren't training.

I... Know...

Why would we be training? I mean, having soldiers with infinite respawns pretty much means they don't need training, just throw them out to the field and let them figure it out.

Also:

A demon, cause they would get to have more sex...

Who said angels had to be virgins? I see no commandment against sex.

2. Angels have no sex organs.

Jesus Christ, guys! Angels aren't asexual!

While I know of no commandment that states that an angel must be a virgin, it seems to me that they would be bound to some of the same moral restrictions that are listed in the bible. Specifically those regulations about having sex out of wedlock, it seems that a holy warrior of god would have more restrictions placed on them as to what they could and could not do...

Thus I would be a demon for the greater freedom it would offer.

 

[Fniff]

Also,you aren't training.

I... Know...

Why would we be training? I mean, having soldiers with infinite respawns pretty much means they don't need training, just throw them out to the field and let them figure it out.

I mean,in viking myth,you were training for the end of the world.

 

[rokkolpo]

i'd go for angel.
because then i could have regular sex with people.

if demon it would always mean rape.(almost always)

 

[Thaius]

Well it's an interesting question, but the theologian in me is groaning from the complete theological absurdity of it all...

But playing along, God is more powerful than Satan: Satan is, after all, a created being, a fallen angel, completely lacking in the powers and attributes of God. So I'm definitely siding with God on this one, 'cause I don't know about you, but I'm not a big fan of getting tossed in the Lake of Fire after the events of Revelation.

Lucifer was kicked out of heaven because he was almost as powerful as God, with a crew of corrupted angels behind him.
Don't try to correct me on this, I have a friend who knows the bible inside and out.

Hmm... interesting, but I always understood that Lucifer was kicked out because he rebelled against God, not unlike Adam and Eve being kicked out of the garden. No matter how powerful he got, the creation cannot overpower an omnipotent creator.

But I'll look into it: give me a source if you have one.

 

[rokkolpo]

Ahem. What if you were cremated?

you would either be one scorched demon/angel.

or a pile of ash with wings.

 

[Enzeru92]

Mercenary because frankly i don't want to serve either one because I like to be good in a evil way if that makes sense to anyone ^_^

 

[lwm3398]

I mean,in viking myth,you were training for the end of the world.

Aaah, I see. It wasn't that reason I said we were like valkyries, it's just the whole "KILL KILL SHOOT SHOOT STAB STAB WAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!" type of mindset seemed sort of valkyrie to me.

While I know of no commandment that states that an angel must be a virgin, it seems to me that they would be bound to some of the same moral restrictions that are listed in the bible. Specifically those regulations about having sex out of wedlock, it seems that a holy warrior of god would have more restrictions placed on them as to what they could and could not do...

You must understand, God's a modern guy. He knows what us mortals do and do not expect when we choose what we choose.

Plus, he wants recruits. I think he would ease up a bit to sweeten the deal. Anything it takes to win, as you know.

 

[Shock and Awe]

Angel, because there is a 100% chance of me winning.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[ma55ter_fett]

Also,you aren't training.

I... Know...

Why would we be training? I mean, having soldiers with infinite respawns pretty much means they don't need training, just throw them out to the field and let them figure it out.

I mean,in viking myth,you were training for the end of the world.

I never said,

"I... Know...

Why would we be training? I mean, having soldiers with infinite respawns pretty much means they don't need training, just throw them out to the field and let them figure it out."

Someone else did, don't misquote me or put words into my mouth please.

 

[Fniff]

I mean,in viking myth,you were training for the end of the world.

Aaah, I see. It wasn't that reason I said we were like valkyries, it's just the whole "KILL KILL SHOOT SHOOT STAB STAB WAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!" type of mindset seemed sort of valkyrie to me.

Well,there is the fact that you have to make sure no human knows you guys exist. So,you can be more like Masquerade Protectors.

 

[lwm3398]

Well,there is the fact that you have to make sure no human knows you guys exist. So,you can be more like Masquerade Protectors.

Kind of hard to, you know, make the humans not notice a fucking war, huh?

Plus, the good ones are in Heaven anyways, so I can now kill without guilt.