Poll: You have to fist fight the last game character you played as, how does it go?

[Extra-Ordinary]

The Hunter from Bloodborne.

Hm, well, even without weapons, he's still got proper combat training and is still way stronger than me; not the biggest wash I could have been in but still a wash.

 

[FakeSympathy]

Hmm....Wei Shen in Sleeping Dogs, with MAX on everything, versus me, a average built 22-years old piece of shit.....Yeah, I wouldn't even try.

 

[FalloutJack]

Well, the last character I played as was Turbo Dismount Guy, so he's screwed! And then, I put him through a wall of trains on a Boogie Bus while upside-down.

 

[Auron225]

My Lalafell Black Mage from FF14.

Not only do I die horribly, but I look pathetic while a chubby, 3-ft-tall girl destroys me. It's funny yet sad to see

EDIT: HOLD THE PHONE. A fist fight?? Hot damn, I could win a fist fight with a Lalafell! The only question now is, would I even want to? It doesn't seem like the sort of that's impressive enough to brag about, nor is it even kind of respectable. I'm sure it's, at the very least, frowned upon.

 

[Ronald Nand]

I'd be fighting my Dark Souls 2 Mage, I might be able to win if I'm really lucky and I get in close before getting torn to shreds by a Soul Arrows and Dark Orbs, but even then she could just block my blows with her shield and beat the crap out of me with he stave...

 

[ecoho]

lol so im fighting a tauren DK, I think ill win since I used to do steer wrestling in highschool

 

[Lawbringer]

Azhag the Slaughterer. I would say that...all in all...things may be a touch one sided...

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Considering the smackdown that he laid on his coworkers in the manga, I really don't think I stand a chance against Akagi.

 

[SweetShark]

Adam Jensen from Deus Ex.
But I am good cause I play a Pacific route with him, so no reason to fight.

 

[DarklordKyo]

Well, looks like I'm screwed. A fistfight with Geralt of Rivia would probably end with my arm in a cast.

 

[Bernzz]

It's a fist fight though, and for the sake of fairness lets say she doesn't have her armor.

You're forgetting that it's a fist-fight, meaning she has to at the very least not use any of her weapons or gadgets. Of course, I'm sure Smash Bros will confirm she knows a few moves.

Yep, shit, you're both right. My reading comprehension leaves something to be desired.

Alright, so before Other M she was meant to be about 6'3", and likely a skilled melee combatant given the aliens getting in her face all the time.

I'm 5'8", built like a stick, and a pacifist. I'm still pretty fucked.

 

[Pseudonym]

Pikachu (smash bros). I think I'd lose. Then again, I might stand a chance if pikachu can use only his fists. If all electro schocks, steel tails and other stuff that could kill me weren't allowed and pikachu had to just punch. Then again, it's not as if I have much of a punch to throw. I'd probably still have a hard time winning.

 

[CyanCat47_v1legacy]

I don't quite remember who it was. Either the sultan of mali(CK2), A roman general(Total war) or a farmer named Sandra(stardew valley). I would loose to all three anyways

 

[SilverUchiha]

The robot avatar from Robot Roller-Derby Disco Dodgeball.

I'm not really sure. Those dodgeballs look like they hurt.

 

[CaitSeith]

I voted staging the fight because my Souls character is an extension of myself.

 

[McElroy]

Morgana from League of Legends. Without magic I would actually win. Unless she's allowed to "auto-attack" me - those energy bolts ARE physical damage after all. However, she had some items with her which could mean my doom: she can send a spooky ghost to slow me down and turn invulnerable and immovable for 2.5 seconds. Also if she gets three hits on me within a short time I'll get hit by Thunderlord's Decree... This is too complicated already. Do I get masteries too?

 

[OneCatch]

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Shit - I lose, badly.
Even without abilities and weapons, Corvo is pretty high tier. And if I got a punch in, that mask would hurt me more than him!

 

[The Enquirer]

Thank grodd I played that last match of Overwatch. I get Lucio instead of Winston. I may have a shot at winning then.

 

[Aeshi]

One of my drones from Duskers. I assume that I'd win by virtue of them not having hands.

 

[Vigormortis]

Hmm, well, let's see...

Spoiler: I believe the last character I played as was this guy...

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Welp. I'm fucked. Only question is: Does he smash my face in or just rip it off?