Because of Brexit, you'd be fighting all of Ireland and definitely Scotland. And since Ireland is in the EU, they get support while you don't. See, when I said 'Conquer the world for Ireland', I established a new era of cooperation which would end any disagreements between people, in favor of taking France re-organizing the EU to work with the US...once they get rid of Trump, of course. Old and new, together again, to tell Putin where he can stick it while quashing NK and forging ties with China to help them sort their shit around. Eventually, other nations will fall into place and it will be Bwa Ha Ha time.fenrizz said:Conquer Ireland, Wales and Scotland.
England will now be one nation.
Create a new east india company and restore the empire.
Literally or figuratively?Catfood220 said:My first thought was that I would dissolve the Royal Family because FUCK those over privilaged cunts.
I don't know the details of how it works in England but where I live the husband of the monarch is a prince but a male monarch like the one we have now is a king. Funnily enough the wife of the male monarch is the queen.Saelune said:There is no King of England. The Queen's husband is just a Prince for some reason...Borty The Bort said:Personally, a lot of the kingdom's funding would be invested into education and the arts. Also, deliberately piss off the common people, so a revolution would kick off. Why? So all those jackass nobles who think they're better than everyone else would get what was coming to them.
EDIT: Oh, were you talking about in the modern day? In that case, be like the actual King of England and do sweet FA.
Hey now! Don't forget generations of incest to maintain that "purity".Happyninja42 said:Abolish the royalty, because their "royalness" is based on mythical, religious bullshit and nothing more, and then go back to my job.
There is nothing special about "royal" bloodlines, other than the societal weight we seem to think they deserve.
I dont get it. I just one day was like "Hey...who is the Queen's husband? Must have died a long time ago cause I never hear about a modern King of England" so I look it up and find out her husband is alive and "the [Duke of Edinburgh]"... what?Pseudonym said:I don't know the details of how it works in England but where I live the husband of the monarch is a prince but a male monarch like the one we have now is a king. Funnily enough the wife of the male monarch is the queen.Saelune said:There is no King of England. The Queen's husband is just a Prince for some reason...Borty The Bort said:Personally, a lot of the kingdom's funding would be invested into education and the arts. Also, deliberately piss off the common people, so a revolution would kick off. Why? So all those jackass nobles who think they're better than everyone else would get what was coming to them.
EDIT: Oh, were you talking about in the modern day? In that case, be like the actual King of England and do sweet FA.
OT: I'd advise against having a monarchy and try to get it removed. If that doesn't work out, I'll just quit, and if that isn't allowed I'll make a diplomatically awkward scene until I am no longer the king.
Actually its The Duke of Edinburgh, Phillip. The Prince of Wales is her son, Charles.Saelune said:I dont get it. I just one day was like "Hey...who is the Queen's husband? Must have died a long time ago cause I never hear about a modern King of England" so I look it up and find out her husband is alive and "the Prince of Wales"... what?Pseudonym said:I don't know the details of how it works in England but where I live the husband of the monarch is a prince but a male monarch like the one we have now is a king. Funnily enough the wife of the male monarch is the queen.Saelune said:There is no King of England. The Queen's husband is just a Prince for some reason...Borty The Bort said:Personally, a lot of the kingdom's funding would be invested into education and the arts. Also, deliberately piss off the common people, so a revolution would kick off. Why? So all those jackass nobles who think they're better than everyone else would get what was coming to them.
EDIT: Oh, were you talking about in the modern day? In that case, be like the actual King of England and do sweet FA.
OT: I'd advise against having a monarchy and try to get it removed. If that doesn't work out, I'll just quit, and if that isn't allowed I'll make a diplomatically awkward scene until I am no longer the king.
Well, Kate was cute on her wedding day. By the way, this is the only footage of the wedding I've seen.Thaluikhain said:Literally or figuratively?Catfood220 said:My first thought was that I would dissolve the Royal Family because FUCK those over privilaged cunts.
Once again, the Escapist suffers from not having a Like system.RoxTheMeme said:give back northern ireland already