Poll: Your own execution

[Dott]

I'd have a bomb strapped to my head.

 

[JenXXXJen]

I'd say injection, but needles freak me out. I don't care that I'm going to die, keep that thing away from my skin. Guillotine please.

There's a fair chance that death would be very slow by firing squad, I'm really not seeing the appeal.

 

[basic.acid]

I want to be strapped to a nuke and dropped on Earth's enemies! that would be EPIC!
("Earth's enemies" is the Scientology-Twilight-Nazi-Fanclub or STNF as I like to call them. F**k Them

That's not very nice! Scientology has just as much right to be here as any other religion (not an advocate, just saying your argument is a bit flawed there).

so no right then? i joke.. sort of

 

[diddykonger]

anything that involves Scarlett Johansson or Amanda Seyfried

 

[Snipermanic]

You are on death row...you have the choice of any way to be killed...and you will be killed, but you have to choose one or they will torture you to death. What is your choice?

For other, please specify.

Firing squad as by UK law - anyone who survives Firing Squad is allowed to walk away. Its my best chance at survival.

...the last time we shot our own subjects (WW1) if you survived the officer in charge, or a voulunteer, took a revolver and shot you in the back of the head..

 

[Admiral Stukov]

GEP gun.

Of those on the list; firing squad...

with missile launchers.

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Guillotine. It's over so fast you probably don't feel a thing and there's no chance to survive.

A doctor in the audience at an execution by guillotine shouted the "dead" man's name after the blade came down, and his eyes opened and swivelled towards the doctor.

Firing squad has a lot of merit, as long as they aim for the bridge of my nose.

I don't suppose being hit by a 200m meteorite while strapped down on the roof of whatever religious structure is right in the middle of Jerusalem is an option, is it? That'd be great. I'd be a very minor footnote in a very big chunk of history and it'd scare the **** out of everyone fighting for control of it ... apart from the ones inside the blast radius, obviously.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

In a lethal varient of Stance-Dueling. Obviously my opponent would be of much higher skill, so it would definitely be an execution, but it would be the best way to die.

 

[Riobux]

I'm boring, so I'm going to say lethal injection. Nice, slow and painless.

 

[Ekonk]

Guillotine. They all hurt like hell and guillotine is actually kind of classy.

 

[Yureina]

I guess firing squad. Has a bit more dignity than those others as far as I am concerned.

Even so, this is a kind of sad topic to think about.

 

[RobCoxxy]

Beheading by axe.

Axe is raised.

Me: I guess you could say you have an "Axe to grind" with me, eh? Geddit? Heheh.

KASPLORCH

 

[Hawkeye16]

Forced to play starcraft 2......against koreans.

 

[persopolis]

by firing squad but like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYV-qYeWPkk

or being used as a planet killer projectile, that would be awesome !!

 

[Cheesus333]

Firing Squad.

"Any last requests, McCoull?"

"Use explosive ammo. I want to go out with a bang."

 

[LWS666]

the way that guy died when he got to choose his execution from monty python and the meaning of life.

 

[crudus]

Firing squad. It seems to be the cheapest up there. The guillotine would be cheaper if people just had one lying around. Plus if I were in front of a firing squad I would pretend to be shooting them back. Just something I have always wanted to do before I die.

Or maybe something along the lines of Mata Harri. For some reason I don't think it will have the same effect.

 

[Palademon]

Firing squad so that I can say something cool, but I would be immortal then as I wouldve put my own name in the death note to die shortly after by snoo snoo.

 

[magicmonkeybars]

If money isn't an object then death by reentry into the atmosphere would be cool, just suit me up into a space suit and throw me towards the earth, gravity would do the rest.

 

[Kimarous]

For some reason, beheading (by any means) has always appealed to me...