Poll: Your own execution

[Templar9]

Firing squad, just so i can say 'SHOOT STRAIGHT YOU BASTARDS!'

 

[Srdjan]

Firing squad, standing proud with look upon my face that says: Even death can't stop me

 

[luclin92]

I want to be strapped to a nuke and dropped on Earth's enemies! that would be EPIC!

this guy got it right.

 

[Icehearted]

Anybody that picks firing squad should know that in America you actually are blindfolded and strapped to a chair. It's the only way they can legally do it. I chose it too, but only because it's more deliberate than injection or hanging, and on the off chance I can squirm around so they'd miss a major organ, I could live long enough to start screaming in agony and haunt the bastards killing me.

Then again, I've always suspected executioners got off on killing, so either way it's a show for someone.

 

[lazathor]

smothered to death by naked women.. if you get my drift

 

[Kathinka]

electric chair, for the hilarious reason another escapist, not by me, posted once in a thread similar to this. i will recap it here to his glory.

as my last meal i would chose two pounds of butter and a bucket of unpopped popcorn. my demise on the the chair then should be as hilarious as it would be traumatizing ^_^

 

[Denamic]

Death by being dropped off a plane.
Instant, painless death upon impact, and I get a few seconds of entertainment before I die.

I would certainly not want to be decapitated, since you don't die right away and actually stay conscious for a few seconds.
That'd suck.

 

[Maxman3002]

While I would love to answer 'firing squad' like all the other internet tough guys in the thread, I know that I, realistically, would much rather choose the the lethal injection and get it over with quickly and painlessly.

I thought leathal injection was ment to be quite painful up untill the point you die. I assumed that picking Firing squad would mean I get a free smoke (im about to die so im aloud to start again) and then a bullet to the head that I dont see comming because of the blindfold. I went for that because it sounded less painfull and scary lol. Didnt think it was being a tough guy

 

[Sronpop]

Firing squad, I want to go like all the great Irish Revolutionary leaders, like a fucking man. Bonus points if I get to stay in Killmainham Jail before hand.

Although lethal injections would be nice too, just so they could harvest me for organs and technically I can still like on inside them and eventually posses them like snakes hair.

 

[Kathinka]

I would certainly not want to be decapitated, since you don't die right away and actually stay conscious for a few seconds.
That'd suck.

that actually constitutes as urban myth, death is instant. there might still be some nervous malfunction go on, like random twitches and muscle contraction, but conciousnes is gone the split second the spine is severed.

 

[wickermole]

z

 

[Iron_Stalker]

Serious answer: Getting pushed out of a plane. Depending on the hight, it could give me a few minutes to think about my life choices and things that I could have done differently in my life time. Plus the view would be great. I'd make certain that it is a day with clear skies









Joke answer: Death by sex, so I can go out with a bang.

 

[headphonegirl]

Firing squad.
I want to die standing on my two legs, not strapped to some machine.

I'd say the same.

 

[Kaymish]

can i have a faked execution? ive been "executed" but i am still alive

failing that
nitrogen gas chamber since its like going to sleep the best way to go i think though i would much prefer the route of haveing a facked one

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Having a nuke inserted into my gut, then being allowed to continue life as normal.

At least I'd go out with a bang. A phenomenal bang.

EDIT: Or crucifixion. Just like last time.

 

[firedfns13]

Summary execution on the battlefield by my enemies. After I'm read my deeds and laugh of course!
Especially the part about stealing the commandant's hat and blowing up his personal car.

 

[MorteSphere]

I want to die by Snu-Snu.

 

[mightybozz]

Jumping out of a plane sounds best so far. Failing that, firing squad. Make sure the scum killing me appreciate what they're doing, and hopefully give them some PTSD. Also want to make sure as painless and swift as possible, so aim for the head please. Even lethal injection can cause agony it seems.

 

[Hafnium]

I voted for the electric chair, but to be honest, I probably wouldn't mind torture too much. Hey, I write about it in stories, why not see what it's like for myself?

You don't think you would mind much? I doubt that, we humans are squishy things, and unfortunately, we have lots of pain receptors.

 

[interspark]

my god! what a depressing poll! i picked other, and that other is jumping out of a plane, its something on my "to do before death" list (even though id planned on doing it with a parachute) and it'd be fun and exillerating! plus i could give the pilot (whom i hope is the exocutioner) the middle finger as i fall