Poll: Your own execution

[William Dickbringer]

shot by a rail gun I want them to see the damage it can do to a human

 

[Danpascooch]

Well, my first choice, clearly, is to orgasm to the point of cardiac arrest. They would have to provide a selection of potential "executioners," though.

Failing that, it would be best if I was killed by a weapon so powerful that I was not even aware that I was about to die before I was dead. Under that restriction, I believe the most optimal method would be to proclaim that I am a rapist cheater scam-artist that thinks women are stupid cows to Judge Judy, and then be promptly scorned out of existence.

Death by Snuu-Snuu gets my vote. Don't really need my pelvis for anything, anyway...[/quote]

DEATH BY SNUU-SNUU!

 

[bigolbear]

Exploded. Definatly exploded- preferably on TV.

 

[notsosavagemessiah]

the answer, is actually obvious. I would want to be shot into the air while attached to a scud missle, then have said missle blown out of the sky with a giant laser beam.

 

[Christemo]

serious answer: the Injection. as long as it´s not a massive, fatty syringe like the Bioshock ones, i want it to be painless.

joke answer: Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, High School Musical and Jonas Brothers stuck in my ears FOREVER. i´d throw myself off a cliff.

 

[BluenetteDiviner]

Firing Squad... cuz if i'm gonna die, i shall be shot

 

[Tucker154]

Real answer:Lethal injection.Its painless and fast.
Awesome answereath By Snu Snu!

 

[Layzor]

A Guillotine made by Apple with a laser for a blade.

 

[Blydden]

Guillotine.

Classic.

 

[A big red rooster]

Death by bear-fighting.

EDIT: No wait, death by mosh-pitting.

 

[bigolbear]

I'd like to run off a cliff while being chased by topless women.

Unless flagrant plagurism becomes a capital offence I think you'll be ok...

 

[Mariakitten]

Seppuku, If im going to die, Im going to die with honor.

 

[Tonimata]

Pffffffft

If I HAVE to die, I'd have to kill myself. There IS just no other way.

In which case, yes, of course, I'd use knives. The ONLY way to go.

 

[astrav1]

Other. Gladiator tournament.

 

[Dr. Danger]

While I would love to answer 'firing squad' like all the other internet tough guys in the thread, I know that I, realistically, would much rather choose the the lethal injection and get it over with quickly and painlessly.

This and for the exact same reason. I'm sure a lot of the 'firing squad' picks would choose a different means if they were actually on death row.

But this does raise the question. Why are we on death row anyway? This could potentially alter my perspective.

 

[Metalix Knightmare]

This.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueuauKKjPZI

No other way I'd like to go that can be discussed here without me getting banned.

 

[ArcWinter]

Well, first I'd use the Necronomicon to cast a spell allowing me to come back from the dead as a lich 24 hours after my death. Then...


Cyanide pills! 50 of them! Om nom nom! Eaten while inside the International Space Station. Can you say... ASTRONAUT ZOMBIE?!

or any other type of pill that allows quick painless death id like to thank pictures for sad children for this idea

 

[Ryokai]

If I have to do die I want to die fighting. Whether in combat or defending myself.

If having to be executed, I'd want it like this. Bullet right under the heart at point blank range. I want to feel myself die and bleed out, not die immediately.

Of course, ideally I'd like to die of old age after a long and successful life, surrounded by my loved ones.

 

[Commander Jack Rankin]

I choose death by lapdance. At least I'd die happy.

 

[micky]

firing squad! just listen to how it sounds, oh no! how did mack die. he was gunned down by a firing squad, didn't even flinch!