Pork Pushers Protest Sale of Unicorn Meat

[DoomyMcDoom]

some people know a joke when they see one, other people need a good hard smack... we all know which is which in this situation...

 

[HK_01]

Silly, silly people at the National Pork Board.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Satire is never protected under free speech, however parody is under copyright law, however this is not a copyright issue, but a trademark issue... If a consumer can confuse the product whether be parody or not, then there is a legal case.

Somebody really thinking that unicorns are killed and processed for meat also thinks that welsh dragon sausages are made from welsh dragons.

Thats why the Welsh Dragon population is dwindling, this barbarity needs to stop, there's a delicate ecosystem of Dragon's and Disney Heroes (its called the food chain people!), if we carry on farming Welsh Dragons we'll be over run with Knights in Armour. Is that what you want?

Kudos to Root for this Epic find.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Hur Dur, that unicorn meat is stealing my business dur. Some people are just really really stupid.

 

[Delusibeta]

America: where the national sport is lawsuits.

 

[likalaruku]

Great, now if we could just somehow get this on Fail Blog...

 

[gdfroah]

Meat is Meat

 

[Carlston]

Satire is never protected under free speech, however parody is under copyright law, however this is not a copyright issue, but a trademark issue... If a consumer can confuse the product whether be parody or not, then there is a legal case.

Somebody really thinking that unicorns are killed and processed for meat also thinks that welsh dragon sausages are made from welsh dragons.

It's not real dragon?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bastards!

Ahh well... then again, it makes me happy.
Since the alternative is Spotted Dick.

God I hope that's not made with real.....

 

[DTWolfwood]

"ThinkGeek also apologized for the long, awkward pause in the conversation when it explained to the Pork Board over the telephone that unicorn meat doesn't actually exist."

ROFL! XD

 

[Catchy Slogan]

Wait. Unicorns aren't real? First the Tooth Fairy, and now this! Next they'll be telling me Leprechauns don't exist either.

 

[ENKC]

Thank heavens this crisis has been averted. For a moment there, I thought I may purchase less pork in future as a result of this April Fools joke.

 

[squid5580]

Dammit I was going to use that slogan for my canned Soylent Green

Well, in that case, I think you'll just get accused of racism.

Why? Black pigs still make white meat.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Kudos to Root for this Epic find.

Kudos appreciated and sent on to my source

 

[SilentHunter7]

Dammit I was going to use that slogan for my canned Soylent Green

Well, in that case, I think you'll just get accused of racism.

Why? Black pigs still make white meat.

Well, since Soylent Green is people, if you call it a white meat, other ethnic groups might be offended you didn't include them.

 

[Scrythe]

Wait, unicorn meat isn't real?

What the hell have I been eating this whole time?

 

[ninjajoeman]

I knew it unicorns are real and can be mass produced to make delicious meat!

 

[squid5580]

Dammit I was going to use that slogan for my canned Soylent Green

Well, in that case, I think you'll just get accused of racism.

Why? Black pigs still make white meat.

Well, since Soylent Green is people, if you call it a white meat, other ethnic groups might be offended you didn't include them.

Well they should know that we are all the same color when coming out of the business end of a meat grinder.

 

[Enigmers]

Pork, delectable as it is, does not contain sparkles. Make of that what you will.

I can just imagine this conversation happening at a board meeting.

"Okay, our first order of business: Henry, would you stop injecting opium rectally and listen for a second? Okay. Now that we're all listening, I'd like to inform you that we are being made fools of by the unicorn industry."

 

[Varun Garuda Maharaj]

I'll stick to chicken, thank you

 

[AgentBJ09]

?

Really? Are these people serious?

Since when should ThinkGeek apologize for a harmless joke, let alone a parody of a well known slogan? I can recall almost ten other variations of it that people have used. What the hell?